finished episode one of umineko tonight! i was pretty “whelmed” by the ending of it and figured “okay, this is the structure of the story, just like higurashi, awesome” “oh, a tea party? like the higurashi all-cast review sessions? great! i’ll wind down with it!” …needless to say i’m locked in.

jackass forever isn't a very good jackass movie but it's definitely not the fault of the new cast members. they were clearly extremely excited to be there and extremely up to do absurd shit. jasper and zach were my favorites :) i think mostly they should have used worse cameras.

i was expecting jackass 4 to be more lowkey now that they’re all like middle aged. but like fourth bit steve-o’s cock is absolutely carpeted in bees

Comfort

the transgender pussy has me popping superbolide

laura taste so good when you have that bitch in your ear going yayyyyy

angel wings are their genitals

every time a transgender woman gets a cool new pussy an angel gets its wings

May have loaded up another PSP title out of curiosity and the magic shopkeeper in Brandish: The Dark Revenant is cute....

she’s in glory chatrooms showing feats

i didn’t realize”the lion doesn’t concern itself” was from game of thrones. i thought it was something bashar al-assad said

My sister’s been going through some devastating health problems. She’s trying to raise money for a wheelchair that she desperately needs to slow down her degenerative disorder’s progression, or at least reduce pain. It would mean a lot to me if yall share/donate if possible. gofund.me/cddc30214

please, if you're able, help my sister-in-law out n donate, things have been really tough lately and it would really help

Until somebody drives a thinner car

Me and a bunch of like minded democrats are going to reform the guild of torturers from the inside

millennial age regressor gf keeps trying to drink from the hose

F147.3 Witch's house at border of otherworld.

Ospreys are incredibly expressive birds! I’ve fallen in love with getting shots of them while they’re hunting. Really happy with this picture, and grateful my girlfriend let me climb out onto a railway bridge over the river to get it 🥰

i had a dream michael lutz DM’d me on bluesky to send me screenshots of uncle-based headlines

dinner's served (2024)

"FORCE PUSH" https://bonequest.com/9916

Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck

now imagining instead of the ascians recognising the colour of the WoL’s aether they’d recognise the distinct way their old friend would writhe on the ground after taking a nut shot

still think emet-selch is a cool character. what if the faggiest old man in the world was there. what if rip taylor believed the jackass crew was lower than worms in the dirt

Don't let yourself be fooled.

okay its time for me to make an insane big pile of pasta

happy maid day from sir gallant! or happy for the rest of us, anyway

happy mothers day

Zoraal Ja is an accelerationist.

three mile walk around the river with my girlfriend this morning and now im completely nude playing ffxiv to cool down

happy mothers day (US edition) , my milf girlsmell comic is out Tomorrow

#angel #seraphim #art #oc #fantasy #monster #monstergirl

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Pond sketches, she's a potion-maker and she's very nice

getting the surgery that turns me into this.

I’m Hakase from Nichijou.

pissing me off

my roommate is always playing the craziest games wtf is this bro

thancred needs to figure out how to get back to the first and be a mom again.

nicol bolas twintail version

i love women #delicousindungeon #dungeonmeshi #falin #art

FUCK OFF

ok ❤️ yay ❤️

getting my face licked by a dragon and the ethanol fumes from her fire glands immediately makes me blackout drunk

yes i have been told they do this often