What if we hit each other with rocks and sticks and swords and fists and then kissed and told each other how much we mean to each other and we were both girls

i wish i was a porygon z

「✂︎-------✂︎」

Physical labor woman

whenever i pass a background check im like. fantastic. my clone has yet to be caught

i don't know. sometimes i worry about him.

marathon is a game that had a really cool reveal trailer that unfortunately seems to have shaved off the edges of its art direction and aesthetic over a series of plagiarism revelations and closed beta player feedback

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by the end of buffy season three there are three separate creepy age gap situations going on at once

got a little woozy thinking about being a video game character with equippable armor and canned animations today

if i was a video game character model would you equip me with the cute outfits and let me get grappled by big monsters and slimes and stuff yes or yes

update on this. she's evil now

ERP I am your JRPG party member and you are poking at my Ability menu

Bella the living doll!

an unimaginable laura

Ive had a really challenging start to my year between being laid off and a series of stressful family problems that have delayed my ability to move into an apartment I am already paying rent for. Finances are really tough right now and if you are able to help at all I could really use it, thank you.

they’re called “newtypes” because they’re a “new type” of guy to get mad at

newtype #kamillebidan #gundam #zetagundam

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

new vintage story update is gonna add worm grunting… baby we’re fucking back

balls deep in the warm and unforgiving stone at the bottom of the world

just found a shitload of copper. im big money laura

a beautiful, sexual laura

hey man. what's up

remembered this existed and started laughing uncontrollably again

i'm poking you with my snout and rubbing my snout on you, etc

David Chase Presents The Many Heroes Of Newerth

neferpitou is so cute even though they cause a lot of trouble.

oh that’s why she lost

goth faerie 🖤 +.•*.

04 Feb 2026

vintage story When I Make My First Flax Harvest. Then You Will Realize

exploding ball of light flooded kitchen

im microdosing unemployment (ended work at one job today and still waiting to hear when i onboard at the new one)

F241.3 Hogs follow fairies.

I was gifted a sampler of the Meo Fusciuni fragrance "Last Season" and it's one of the most beautiful things I have ever smelled. I want to wear it every day with the full knowledge it would make me an evil person or some sort of demon

rookie mistake

You could not make Austin Powers today. Without including exciting new AI features from microsoft copilot

i wouldn't bother lifting the lich's curse. i really wouldn't worry about it

it's still really funny that Shadow of Mordor was considered GOTY for 2014 with the asterisk of "it was a really bad year for games in general, so,"

burying face in tummy. drowning in tummy

try my laura Boy

sometimes you’re a star called Wormwood.

everyone get more insane now

In 2023, I posted about a bizarre Dolce & Gabbana shirt featuring Mario standing in a beam of light alongside text praising him. I have tracked down the source of the image, which was a splash page in the E3 2000 brochure. Now the venerated Mario can be seen in high quality.

Really needed to hear this today