everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

monster friend!

it doesn't sound right to say i would want an octopus as a pet. it's more appropriate to say that i want to be friends with an octopus that lives in my house

i miss the older married woman who used to flirt with me in my twitter dms before she realized she was cheating on her wife

your ancient dragon friend, older than time, always has some bullshit perspective on your problems

Unit is following a strange little faerie it found into the woods, where she came from. Next report forthcoming

Dora bath

i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here

GOOD PUSSY should emits a resonant tone

dog

we prefer the term “decentralized stochastic threat network”

Pussy orgasm 1

Vesna moments before being put in the stocks

Older Sister Limit Has Been Reached

IMINT #016 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Tunnel of Aether 2. BDSM Center

i don’t know if you’ve ever had a parent in the ICU for an indeterminate period of time but it sucks like crazy bad

everything is downstream from posting

bubbly elf

🐍🎆

it’s so cool how we developed an equivalent of nonverbal communication for text chats by using emoji reactions

白昼流星🌠 昼間に流星はほぼ見えないんだって。見た人よほど条件が揃っていてかつ運が良いかって事ですね。

tfw you’re a no good al joad anyway

why's Vivi in Twilight Town anyway. OK so there's this ancient wizard here

[Gauntlet Announcer Voice] Wizard needs Pussy badly

[talking about your wizard tower] i bet it spells crazy in there

emo band name Hospital Streetpass. you can have it for free

Let the soft little doll of your body lay limp on the floor

remember!!! kiss and squeeze that plushie, a lot

dendroid highway 4

there are so many things you can do to a fairy’s wings

liquid metals in your blood

figure i can have as many energy drinks as i want at the hospital ‘cause i’m here anyway

For Sale: Angel Doll, Heavily Used

mayor mamdani plans to do the matrix body battery thing to landlords

this is beautiful but they also look like a touhou bullet pattern tarot deck

Illustrations from Japanese fireworks catalogues (ca. 1880s) — https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/japanese-fireworks-catalogues #newyearseve #fireworks

You never hear elevator music anymore.

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

lol

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Andrew Cuomp