bro come on lmfao a fucking $40 customs fee for a $9 memory card from 2007 cool country

Oh i also had a person, whos avatar i complimented, drag me around from sim to sim before demanding my discord and sending me like 3-4 dozen nudes while i was at a family christmas party. Upon being told to stop, she asked if that was "an order, sir?" LIKE GIRL GO AWAY !!!! LMFAO

Its funny just how many of my closest friends i met while peoplewatching on sl Guys are infamously creepy on sl, so in hindsight me being the dm initiator+complimenting their avatars every single time means i was working off debt from the jump idk how i made that work so many times

One of these days i have to draw like A 2panel comic about how proby and i met bc the setup of me watching his little sl proby avatar strip for clothing money while we bond over being forced to clean up human shit at our respective jobs still makes me laugh 7yrs later

Honestly i find it really funny bc historically regular flirting doesnt even work on me, furry flirting might as well be pointing the bow backwards at yourself Ive conditioned myself to push my eyebrows together into one big unibrow the second i see an unironic tilde

Bro i got ppl flirting with me in the damn comm form what

imposter syndrome i barelyknowher syndrome or whatever explodes into two million pieces while grinning smiling

also like... for the record part of the reason i take comms this way is bc im able to bg check ppl. if i see you buying comms with notorious cub art sadist commissioners then lol

im like genuinely so fucking tired of complaining about this but its like every other comm inq now. its made navigating the spreadsheet so untenable that i manually added scripts that automatically move the comms im even remotely interested in doing to a NEW sheet upon checking a box

sketches cant have complexity additions bc theyre sketches, theyre meant to be quick lazy fulls can have complex outfits + 1 additional char but nothing else, bc at that rate the entire idea of me having an 'easier' full comm type is kinda lost fulls have full range please !!! lol

im going to lose my fucking mind dude LMFAO i went out of my way to completely reword my comm form so that it was essentially foolproof, and the very first comm inq i get afterwards is asking for multiple additions on a sketch, something i mention TWICE isnt allowed, bolded and underlined

jesus christ

any time d-925 comes on shuffle now i think of this video i saw ages ago of this guy hearing it for the first time and pausing with his mouth hanging open because he thought 'smoking girlscout' meant bladee wanted to Shoot a Girl Scout "[sucking teeth] I dunno its not lookin too good for you..."

r/tall

im WORKING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! youtu.be/DTqpVtrqOlo?...

I think me getting all these shitty early 2000s cameras is proof that ive hit the Nostalgic Devices part of my quarter life crisis

thinking about this again

Im out here talking about Loving and Yearning but damn i need to be Moving and Earning !!!! Right now fuck !!!!! my balance looks crazy we're only a week into february and im getting my damn shit kicked in !!!!

Things have obviously been pretty rough lately, as ive made no secret of on this acct, but im glad to have found such a huge sign that ive definitively abandoned the smirking, irony-rotted nihilism of my mid 20s. It's time to love and yearn folks this is the Yearners Circle

Oh damn i hit 3k lets go

The pictures kinda speak for themselves, but there are a couple of instances where i wish i could display them with the comments ppl left beneath them 18yrs ago, bc theyre incredibly sweet and sometimes very touching

Once again id like to reiterate that precisely 0% of my intent in making that site is ironic. Im being completely sincere. I really love looking thru those pictures so i made a site where people can do it without having to do all the digging ive committed to

Im glad ppl are having fun refreshing the page tho!!! Everyone seems to have their personal favorite room too

One i hit 1000 images, clean up my code a bit, and make it look good [enough] for mobile, im gonna announce it on my other accts. I know its fun to look at these things and get a laugh or two out of them, but idk for some reason i feel like its kind of important to save these things.

Im still digging up room/setup pics to add to the archive, my goal is 1000 images which is very possible i think Also taking submissions! If you have any setup/office/room pics from 2006-2011 leave a reply or dm me with a gyazo link or smth smiles

looks a bit wonky on mobile atm (i did all this half-asleep lol ill work on it later) but fellas we have a generator roughly 450 images atm efara.neocities.org

looks a bit wonky on mobile atm (i did all this half-asleep lol ill work on it later) but fellas we have a generator roughly 450 images atm efara.neocities.org

Deleting that bc i actually dont think i want ppl reposting it lmfao last thing i need is one of the most violently deranged groups of ppl online pulling up into my replies

I cant look at anything involving SGP anymore without thinking of the digiorno factory clip man god lol youtu.be/ONfncyu7i8Q?...

Can someone PLEASE for the love of god tell the people in their life interested in buying furniture/huge decor that they should buy bungee cords/ratchet straps OR RENT A UHAUL Im going to punch a skylight in the roof of my mouth HOW DID YOU THINK A 6x3x2' CABINET WAS GOING TO FIT INTO YOUR CELICA

Opened my phone and made the loudest sound imaginable seeing this appear before my eyes

you guys wanna see a cool thing i made of my dog thanks

LMFAO

im sorry i keep fucking posting about that, i know its been a month, but like its weird, the inciting event was traumatic, sure, but the aftermath has been insanely bizarre. so many people i know decided THIS was the time to show their true colors, and its been going on the WHOLE TIME since???

realizing there are quite a few ppl who only msg me when they have some issue they want me to resolve, or want to berate me for smth realizing precisely zero of them hmu me when i was openly, inconsolably upset after someone drew reed as an adult participant in cub art - or in fact AT ALL since

classic

I updated the form. at this point its so specifically-worded and strict that any person submitting something that goes against it will just be immediately seen as uncaring lol

im starting to think i need to rewrite my entire terms doc and comm form it genuinely seems like 2 in 3 new inqs are breaking my terms, choosing options that arent available for certain comm types, asking for favors, or all three

Yeah i was gonna say like despite my immediate reaction to being asked for a speedpaint, i should do it bc it would look really funny. So many of my friends have poked fun at me for how psychotically meticulous i am, and i move shit CONSTANTLY until i feel like i got it right, so imagine that vid

Dude Online has made me so pessimistic lmfao i get a reply innocently asking me to record a speedpaint and my immediate reaction is "here comes another AI accusation despite me having 10+ years of work posted" lmfao

stop emailing my wife!

My other fav was when i drew someones char, both of which were trans, and got called a chaser by one of their friends lmfao. They paid me

Idk both times i got weird threatening fa notes from clients bfs demanding i stay away from them, i just thought of the 58yo biker guys with newport mouth on SL pulling out guns and saying "stop targeting my wife Ass Hole" bc you zoomed in on her for a second

Ive even gotten hatemail from clients partners over that shit its insane like they think me providing a paid service is actually me making an evil no-good attempt at luring their partner off-course and into the rocks with my song lmfao it must fuckin suck to have ur loser brain sorry

Unrelated to the art i just posted on my other acct but dude straight furry guys who get territorial after i draw their wife/gf's char SOLO are so fucking funny man its cartoons

it honestly needs to be a ToS point that if you’re selling a character w a pending commission your head should explode into like 8 pieces

More I Grow my body Stronger might be my #1 all time tumblr post it literally never stops being funny

also i cant stop fucking thinking about this stupid picture for one reason