Everyday when you're suckin on my meat, every penis that you beat, got an original boner too, And I say hey! HEY! Whack your penis and I am gay, where we learn to jerk all day, And get along with eachother

the actual funniest part of watching videos about the current doctor who situation is when someone mentions offhandedly mentions something that happened in the chibnall era and every single time it’s a different completely insane thing that breaks like 50 years of lore

latest rumour is that there isn't gonna be a doctor who christmas special at all which is honestly tragic as this was going to be once in a lifetime must watch tv. it would be like if they made jj abrams come back specifically to undo rise of skywalker like you figure it out

@jonbois.bsky.social watching soccer

going to the cinema to watch advertisements and spending 12 dollars on pretzel sticks

gonna be using this one on myself a lot

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

editing this thumbnail to replace david tennant with stan lee

what the hell bruce

Game Dev goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says game sucks. Says he can't make a good Mega Man game. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great dev Inti Creates made Zero 4. Go play his games. That should pick you up." Dev bursts into tears. Says "But doctor...I am Inti Creates"

when you add a game on sale to your steam basket a big pop up should flash if it is a completely unreasonable size for any human consumption. THIS GAME IS 150 GIGABYTES. YOU WILL NOT BE INSTALLING IT BRO

i don't think i'll be a hater for anything in my life the way i was a hater for matt smith doctor who. a real time and a place situation there. when you're 16 and depressed this fandom shit serious

one of the bigger bummers about RTD2's doctor who being kinda a disaster in the cultural consciousness is that you just know the producers are gonna be like the problem was woke. it was that you had a trans woman stand around and do nothing like every 6 episodes. black doctor and so on

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M: this is important. relying on all these algorithms makes us vulnerable. we have to bring back the 00s me: thats right. indie sleaze and doctor who. what's that coming over the hill is it a monster is it a monsterrrrr

i was scrolling through an article that was serious and important and was talking about real genuine corruption with material ramifications but after three paragraphs about DOGE’s link to PostHog i was like i can’t do this anymore dude why do we have to live in grand theft auto world

its absolutely fucked up that valve does not have a tag for monster tamer but uses creature collector instead. theyve been monster taming games my whole life!!!

lost odyssey was not the first game to make me cry but it was the first game to make me cry that isnt like super embarassing to admit

people say that what you were playing when you were a teenager will imprint on you forever but that was the 360 era for me and let me tell you. that was not a good time for video games. they were better before. and they got better after

video i'm watching with food just called bionic commando "the average game from 2009, the one you'd play while waiting for arkham asylum or uncharted 2" which is interesting because bionic commando is way better than arkham asylum and uncharted 2

someone has to get pattinson to do the whole let me get a slice of that pizza bit on the press tour right like we need that. as a people

i got curious and red the boys comic this week with all the Posting going on. i hate butcher more than almost all characters in anything so good job with that garth

this is a particularly funny example as this *did* bother me when i was a fan of alex rider novels as a ten year old but not for the reasons he thinks i was just annoyed that this mf was 15 while the world had very obviously moved forward. and there were only 4 books out at the time lol

€500 left!

we got gta 6 before streetlight manifesto the place behind the stars

sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there

the super slick james bond training montage would be more impressive if it wasn’t part of a tutorial that was longer than apocalypse now

exposure to just 3% of dating advice/discourse that kids of all genders are being exposed to online will instantly make you understand why everyone is insane

paul mccartney in the where's my wife fit

james bond hitting the tifa "would kill for a shower" bark after clearing every fight

M: james bond i hired you because you're insubordinate. thats just the kind of go getter attitude MI6 needs BOND: thank you ma'am M: now would you please follow any of my fucking orders BOND: i will not M: my god he's perfect

new ggp! build fighters try reaches new lows and highs in a real rollercoaster week of episodes:

commander shepard: just doing my rounds. what's up mordin solus:

ok who wants to start a versus xiii style conspiracy movement for the cancelled fucked up dragon quest xii. could be a bit of fun

reposting this tapcord shitpost of mine here because I'm an evil and vain woman who thinks you ought to see this again

Dragon Quest announcement: "For the next game, you're going to have to pick stairs from the menu again. You fuckers have gotten it too easy for too long. I'm Yuji Horii I invented Portopia"

cdpr announces we should just make the witcher 3. it has very good quests and also gwent

the dragon quest 40th video would be the funniest video ever from any normal developer but it is only mid tier stupid by square enix standards. still. they stood there and were like guys i have to be honest. we didn’t make any dragon quest

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jon favreau ruined cinema like three times now (invented the mcu, invented disney cg remakes, helping bury star wars) but hes so affable and standing next to a more annoying executive when he does so that its impossible to get mad. imagine actually hating jon favreau its like getting mad at water

i love when a procedural tv show's pilot casually just has the regular character's workplace be a wide open set with one million extras. yeah that'll last

if you are developing a STG and you read this you are obliged to add at least one bridge with tanks on it right now in honour of IKD

no fucking way is there a canon star wars character called crakka the hutt are you for real

the thing about rotta the hutt is he's jabba the hutt's son. but he's his own man. he's not like his father. jabba the hutt. you might think they would be similar. but rotta the hutt is his own man. he's not like jabba the hutt. he's different

the best adaptational choice in first light is that their version of Q is a gentleman dandy in a cravat who teaches bond how to tie his ties and wear a tux. i love bond's gay dad

a big tangent i cut from my bond review because it was indulgent bullshit for old people (like me) is a history lesson that bond was ripping Uncharted four years before Uncharted even existed but you cant buy Everything Or Nothing on modern platforms so no one remembers

it turns out i did review that bond game after all! it's got a bunch of charm and excellent little moments that manage to shine through through a bland blockbuster structure. which is pretty much a direct adaptation of both the strengths and flaws of your average Bond Film: