I'm already tired of the AI Gaming Ghost discourse

The size and width of the D is immense man

THIS WAS GAMING

More like Ocarina of Pish

GTA then, Doom 64 now (on account of the fact that the former is just horrendously unplayable now and Doom 64 has aged like a fine wine)

Food subscriptions being advertised to me featuring thin people? Excuse me? Would you take bog roll recommendations from someone without an arse?

"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts" Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.

The late, great, Patrick Dane in a cameo as James Cameron's agent in the last thing we ever worked on together. My wife reminded me of this last night. After filming it we spent a while catching up, laughing our heads off. It's a tangibly worse world without him x

Unavowed is one of the best Point and Click Adventure games you'll ever play, and the Blackwell Series is the single best multi-game story I've ever played. GET THEM PLAY THEM LOVE THEM (you will cry, fair warning)

Patrick Dane, longtime games and entertainment journalist and News Editor at This Week in Videogames, has died in a motor vehicle accident. He was 34 years old.

One of the last things I sent Pat was this daft picture of my son pissing around in Dunelm looking like a shite Dark Souls boss, I think he would have found it funny, sadly I don't think he actually got it.

Gonna watch Batman V Superman in Pat Dane's memory. He'd find that funny because he knows I think it's a piece of shit

sharing Patrick Dane's sister's post Instagram with her permission. if anyone would like to share memories and tributes (so many have said such kind things on here) please let me know in a DM and I can share Katie's email.

Devastating news about Patrick Dane. I'm gobsmacked and heartbroken. We were making plans to meet up again after having not seen each other IRL for a few years. My love to his family, friends, and colleagues.

Very happy to announce I’ve now made the jump from journalism to PR and have joined the gaming team at Premier in London. Exciting projects ahead I look forward to sharing more on soon!

Rogue Squadron then, Grim Fandango now

good lord. probably GTA 2 then but Longest Journey now, I adore that whole saga

I hope GTA 6 never comes out. Just cancel it. no good can come of it

Has any other brand been so utterly ruined by a guy wearing a hat

Probably Rick and Morty, which is already tainted as hell by its horrid fanbase

They forcefemmed Stalin right back onto the damn website

It would be so simple to just not kill people

There should be a baguette shaped monster truck called Monsieur Jam

the baltic sea is the mediterranean for protestants

My youngest reached up to my eldest for a hug today and went "I LUFF YOU" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

My eldest just informed me that there's a big Genshin update coming next week and warned "so just to be clear I plan to cocoon" This is the game they referred to as "shite" the other week

pls don't tell my dad that I made you mad online by mirroring your behaviour back at you 😢

Just don't sent ratty replies to strangers on here, in public, where their pals can see you. It's really not a difficult equation! Don't walk up to a group of mates in a pub and call one of them a smelly turd person! Same principle!

I'm Jim Trinca from websites

Yer da's a sovereign citizen

Reminder that in 2026 were going to witness Peak Dogshit on UK telly with the British version of SNL. I actually can't wait. The original show has a hit rate of about 4% at the best of times

Craven cowards.

grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

Henry VIII was a fucking vandal

Oh, the UK wasn't involved? The US didn't need our Cyprus base for this one? For this operation in South America? Our hands are clean? You just want to make that clear? Thank you Prime Minister Shaggy, you're a fucking legend 👍

Video games are rad

Fills me with a kind of hope to know "bovril breeze" could be an intergalactic phenomena.

They can't make shite in a lab, only arses can make shite, isn't nature incredible

Wherever you are in the world, the US government would gleefully murder your entire family for oil and the "International Community" will let them. It doesn't matter who is in power and it has always been true.

where’s the sexed up dossier? where’s the finesse? these things used to have some class, some decorum

Just bracing myself for the usual run of absolute ghouls normalising this as somehow correct and necessary as we plunge ever further into the abyss

I can't believe the recipient of the first annual FIFA peace prize would do this

The Venezuelan government has been saying for decades it’s the victim of American aggression and sabotage because the US wants to steal its natural resources, so it’s clarifying that the US is now bombing the country while the President and senior officials say they are going to steal it’s resources

Time to find out exactly how full of shit The West is

The mask has been off for some time, so seeing another illegal war begin shouldn't be shocking but christ alive, is there no humanity. For the sake of the people and the world, tear down the United States empire, every last fucking brick

Next time on Star Trek: The Next Generation