More and more these days, I find myself saying “I dunno, dude”

interest doesn’t accrue yearly, right? like, you don’t have to pay it all off every year, right?

I appreciate the marketing beat of "we tried to break our game on purpose" during launch month www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG6z...

fully legit

gutted, was really looking forward to more desperate shenanigans closer to the finish line

imagine: good news

Could’ve had this but they greenlit horny dog cartoon instead fuck me dead

these things are like weaponised engagement bait but I don’t care, it works, because you read the summary of the scenario and think “come on, kids sometimes have accidents, try not to be too harsh” and then find out the kid is *twenty foouuur*. The time for life lessons is over.

ah man I only have 3 weeks left to finish silksong?

holy shit, even when I was at uni they thought this was a long shot

I have to know what it is about chotiner that disables these guys natural fight or flight reflex. if a guy says something so clearly venomous as that Star Wars callback barb you don’t immediately follow the wrap up with a clemency plea

owarida

got that homer brain

haha I love rescuing these little guys. so rewarding.

choosing to believe I’m going to heaven tomorrow but my dog isn’t. I’m the median voter, btw

every now and then I remember that person who was convinced buying a diamond, making an nft of it, then smashing the diamond, proved something about how nfts are useful. Then I check the nft and it sold once then the only price anyone has offered for it in 4 years is about $20

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been reading one piece and sometimes it’s funny dumb shit and other times it hits like a freight train, like the backstory for Noland and Kalgara. like tell me why I’m tearing up about this chestnut-headed guy who doesn’t even appear in the main story timeline

right so….is it still a terrorist act to ask for something that is government policy? trying to keep it straight here

truly a horrifying read. People are delegating away the only times in their lives where they get to write about themselves. They have opted to become vessels who file taxes and do dishes.

Been having a few shots at judge every now and then and this morning on my second go it just clicked, like “download complete”. I like that moment when a boss’s moveset is no longer scary or annoying, you just know what you gotta do. Power of prediction unlocked.

I would have liked it to be carrying Gnome Chompski through HL2:E2 but I lost him bugging through geometry in an autosave about two thirds through and gave up. I’m sorry friend, I will get you to the moon one day or wherever you were going

say what you want about them but at least Change UK managed to pick a name and have a single kickoff meal at Nando’s before imploding

crazy that they needed to do an entire peer-reviewed study with a battery of different trials and experiments to find out “because they’re perverts”

and these chips, the GPUs they run the datacentres on, they’re not like the one in my computer that I have to replace every 6 years, right?

back at it again at krispy kreme

haha what

It’s me, the fun ruiner, here to ruin all the fun

finally got round to watching boy and the heron, because I’m ill and I needed a ghibli. Turns out Miyazaki’s final message is “you don’t need a ghibli anymore, you need inner strength” but bro I got the sniffles, come on

did not expect that Richard Osman book that all the boomers saved Waterstones from bankruptcy with to be about an involuntary murder-suicide and that was a good outcome for some reason

Starmer, at home: time to sit in front of the biggest flag this country has ever seen and take a sip of Madri while browsing the news

Watched Heat again. The magic of Heat is that I still don’t know who I’m rooting for right up until the end happens. Absolute Cinema.

this is sick as hell, there is nothing more peak. That 4th pic shows them set up for the bowling event where tram drivers have to knock an inflatable ball into some skittles with enough momentum and speed to knock them all down but also stop before they run into the skittles themselves.

he like 2 cronch but not 2 cold

KASH PATEL: I want boots on the ground! I want every nook and cranny in a 200 mile radius scoured ... *vengaboys ringtone plays* uh huh... uh huh... ok we'll come get him

6th New Yorker I’ve met/heard of who’s in spurs, what is their outreach programme over there

I, interestingly, think it is a bad, unfair game full of biased RNG. For no particular reason.

what is France’s obsession with him? When I was a kid I remember the owner of a small alpine bar giving me unlimited coke bottles because he was convinced I actually was Macaulay Culkin (I did look a lot like him and it was 1995)

[100,000 civilians killed by British-made and government-supplied weapons] Kier Starmer: … [some weirdo yank podcaster known only on Twitter for saying things like “girls should be bred not wed” killed] Kier Starmer: we must begin a period of national mourning

lmao, fuckin peak This Country shit

I love the silksong fishermen bugs who throw their spears first at your feet and next 8 inches above your head, and if you forgot which one they just threw at you before you begin your attack then god be with you

if my phone makes a noise for the first time in a decade in the next 5 minutes I will Smite it

Ok, firstly, of course it does. But more importantly, I really hope he does, even when he loses

How can you not trust the candidate with the humble Casio A1000MA-7

wher skong

I’m old enough to remember real outlets doing glazeworthy interviews with marketing folks there about how the fact everyone was making joke tiktoks about the song/advert intro and singing it at festivals meant they’d ‘cracked the gen z code’. Turns out you hadn’t and everyone was taking the piss huh