jesus, who sat for that portrait, andy serkis?

“Since 2009”?

they should study whatever happened in his brain

Keep reading bits of the text conversations on Jmail.world and thinking how unfair it is that only one of these men has hanged himself

waking up in my big bed next to my wife and my dog hops up and curls up against my legs and then I read this tweet. Life is incredible.

my fave way of dealing with unwanted reply guy concern trolls is literally just pick something in their name to take the piss out of instead of reading any of the shit they type until I win

this guy absolutely can’t run a country, he can’t even organise a weekender in Switzerland without it costing 5 figures

only one person could be behind that monogram

wasn’t the decision to proscribe them as a terrorist group based on some unsayable awful thing they did in connection to this? Something it turns out they aren’t even guilty of?

pretty crazy work for a DOS super scaler in 96

Just remembered a good moment where @higgins.games and I were enjoying a Bob's Burgers bit, and a fella thought I was advocating for the eradication of his people.

I love Reddit man, one of the most popular posts on the whole website can just be “does anyone else think our current reality resembles a pointed critique of our society??” Minds smoothed by the wash of the net like pebbles in the surf

Ah, “quote posts disabled”. Last refuge of the user who doesn’t care if something is genAI as long as it makes fun of the people they want it to.

paying that for those, this man’s crimes never cease

A Nice Brest 2 all

I know it’s not the main focus but

lost an hour of a climb and 2/3 collectibles in cairn because Aava walked a little too close to a wall at the top of a ledge I just climbed, clipped into geometry, fell over and rolled off. I’m fine btw. I’m fine.

here’s one of the many new experiences you acquire when living with the World’s Fluffiest Idiot, that nobody wants to show you

Unfortunately that email chain is a fabricated joke, but the real ones are incredibly cringe anyway

Caught a screening of Another World (Cantonese animation based on Japanese novel Sennenki by Naka Saijo) and it had some wildly imaginative visuals, check it out if you find it somewhere, seems like a really limited distribution

I disavow, in the strongest possible terms, Jim Trinca

⚠️ This is an enforced breaktime. You MUST down tools.

Them: how’s life going? Me:

Haven’t played enough of Cairn for a review yet, but I have played enough to have the opinions of someone who can almost climb v6 in a bouldering gym. So I talked to Henry about it for a bit while we looked at some early bits

Finally. Lost Planet 4.

oh, so they were just ORDERS of a SUPERIOR nature, huh? oh well that seems like a defence that doesn’t have a specific alternative name or anything like that

someone turned on the sun?

no. your turn 🔫

Reno 911 huh. Yeah sounds like something else too

fuckin losin it, they tease the name of the sickest scientist who has shaped the whole world for like 15 years of one piece chapters and then drop a guy who looks like vic reeves doing the masterchef sketch

What a difference 9 years on twitter makes, eh? (via the @londoncentric.media profile: www.londoncentric.media/p/laila-cunn...)

who up wrestin control of they enemy’s shieldbreaker?

I’m at the dentist. I booked into the dentist on my birthday. Love to turn 37 learning about the state of my plaque.

Even just the presentation of the ad is so funny, imagine doing an identical setup and then just showing an upward crawl of the Google search results page (which is closer to what it’s doing in reality anyway)

ay yo you can't be labeling em like that

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that’s how you get digital Creutzfeldt-Jakob

there is a product being sold on Amazon UK right now that explicitly features this use case in its store material

the reveal of who was filming the videos has genuinely made me yell, wtf is going on there

guys who read manga will post things like “this is the peakest shit that has ever happened” and then this is the panel they attach

we love technology, don’t we folks? we love our little gadgets and baubles

Impressed at how they actually doubled down on the Molyneuxisms for Fable. “All that stuff he was saying the originals would do? We worked out how to do them now”

yippee, I love annual billionaire brands

What an odd scenario. Can we know more about the video call with a woman he met on social media at 2:30am UK time that her boyfriend got violently jealous about?

Big deal, that’s my office too (computer desk is in conservatory)

ah, yes, because of The Implication

Can’t keep waking up to news that it almost happened but didn’t happen. I need it to happen.

This just reminds me that I quite liked the Concord design and am kicking myself for not getting one before the whole thing got shut down. Maybe I shouldn’t make the same mistake twice