Trying not to let doomerism enter my heart seeing all these videos of folk in their 20s who cannae read or jump. Just reminding myself how many billions of people exist and you're lucky if I've seen fifty in these videos.

Sony's dream is to sell you a £1200 box that you can only rent games on, and they stream to the box instead of downloading. Each game costs £99 and makes your house smell like farts.

Love to listen to my comedy podcast with an elderly Senator

Meta selling its compute capacity...Oracle warning everybody that it might not get paid by OpenAI...going on a major business TV show tomorrow...the Summer of Smiles has begun

Geralt would dap me up.

Everlasting beef flavour

My streams will be moving to physical only. Every month you'll have an hour to meet me behind the big tesco in kilbirnie to hand over £70 for them burned to DVD.

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Feeling very pleased that I became a PC boy when I did.

Good Evening, “video games” was a 45 year sociological study conducted by hardware development industries. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

Welcome to July. This month's photo is from Lunacid.

An older drawing of a goblin spell caster with floating magical hat. (There is a bat in there)

Feeling a bit insane to have paid £21 postage on an ebay thing, and then discover it was sent by UPS, and they want a FIFTY QUID import fee anaw. How about you eat my shite?

1553. Drink plenty of water...

Took my change jar I chuck any auld smash into to the coin counter at the bank thinking there was maybe £40 in it. Two hundo. When I took the wee slip over to the counter for them to put it in my account I felt like I was gettin' free money.

I have to do a few short screams every day to keep shit normal.

Gonna start saying this instead of Merry Christmas

Been awake since 3am, but I put on Card Shark for a shot, and it's excellent. I'm the cheating bastard.

night pissing

Why have I gotten like ten emails today from different places about policy changes? What fresh hell is being visited upon us this time?

Absolutely diabolical fit, sir. You were right to be killed.

yorkshire doing astral projection

I went Spy Mode*. *pretended to be holding my phone up and squinting at the screen looking for a signal

My students are always learning my six sacred techniques then trying to use them against me in battle. Obviously I'm going to use the secret seventh technique to defeat them. Every day with this.

One forward roll into a barrel and the Mudokons are fending for themselves

I'm Abe Oddysee.

Star Fox sometimes reminds me of group projects in school

The way instagram ads work has to be straight up illegal. They are harder to swipe past and result in you accidentally clicking them. I have to run my finger up the screen often ten times to get it to register. Some fucking open DMs and autosend a message to advertisers. What the fuck is this?

Nae reply for 25 days. I'll take that as a Yes then. Baffling decision to ignore this place to stay on that cesspit.

Sleeping peacefully on Dad’s pillow

Ride ze Shoopuf?

Is there a good place to get clean PS1/PS2 box art?

type shit

I really wish Marathon was 10 hours long and I could finish it and talk about it with other people and not this giant expanding oil slick like every other videogame where the developers are just being beheaded every week.

SCOREBOARD

Highly recommended. An excellent game I'm currently replaying in anticipation of Withering Realms.

Whatever we do, we CANNOT let “predictors” gain traction as a term. He doesn’t get to sanitize this. Meta wants gamblers. 100 million regular, 18-34 year old gamblers.

Always happy to help pals out with their projects anyway I can. Ben asked if they could use this badge I made ages ago and I was happy to oblige. I even made some alternates and said use whichever they preferred. Check out the game and support/follow if you can 🤙💙

Ah, there we go.

BIRDCAGE is 20% off during the Steam Summer Sale! store.steampowered.com/app/2158550/...

Just watched the first episode of The Big O. Feels very Batman: The Animated Series adjacent.

FINALLY!

These folk need to replay a PS2 game and remember what it was like to rule the fuckin' world.