It's kinda wild that 8 months after release, Dying Light: The Beast still has NPCs and zombies doin' this constantly.

Dude who knows all the keyboard shortcuts. Terrifying.

Had five emails in the last minute about someone trying to get into my bsky account. There's nothing important here, man. Just sadness and animals.

Nice try, shitbird. Get in the fuckin' hole you wretch.

The Alan Partridge audiobooks and podcasts feel like a reward for having watched all his stuff too many times. Like hearing a guy bullshit about events he didn't know you were there for.

This rules. store.steampowered.com/news/app/379...

I'm always thinking they should make a mirrorless webcam to save the faff of using a DSLR. Saw they'd made one. It's £700. Understandable, take care.

They should make a new game that's excellent.

This Bed We Made // PART 1 - The Eponymous Bed! youtu.be/JgB2UOcEYWw (I couldnae decide on the thumbnail)

👻 I love horror 👻

You saying this to us while explaining that you’re going to live with the monkeys from that last RT

Listen... It's fine.

I need to go there. They want me back.

Added an extra 15 minutes to my big walk earlier so I could have my first beer in months after work, and it feels like I've had 4 of them.

Saw a bowtie on the ground outside tesco yesterday.

🍷🍷

this is not my beautiful hair

Lovely double-kill. (ignore Pat and Woolie in the background)

This Bed We Made // PART 1 - The Eponymous Bed! youtu.be/JgB2UOcEYWw (I couldnae decide on the thumbnail)

He must have just got his new injection of whatever they're pumping him with, because he caught himself brilliantly on that second one.

Got briefly logged out of this app yesterday and saw this login screen which is such an inaccurate representation of the Bluesky experience that I think it could be legally actionable

I WILL NOT BUY SUBNAUTICA 2 IN EARLY ACCESS

JOLYNE #art

The only good bit about Eurovision is that it means they play Daði Freyr on the radio at work.

BIG NEWS Judero is coming to Nintendo Switch next week! Pre-order available with a very competitive price. FREE DEMO with lots of content available NOW! We’ve been working on this port for years on and off, so happy it’s coming out. Plays great on Switch.

Nah man, you should have to be over 35 and under 65 for these jobs.

𝐅𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟏𝟕, 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟖. 𝐒𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 — 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝟓𝟎𝟓 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭... Now Streaming - This Bed We Made twitch.tv/nightmaremod...

Remorseful Demon

I'm The Kind Bald Cracker.

LIVE IN 45

I love those birthday videos where someone rightfully loses it at gettin' their face smashed into the cake. I want to see tables flipped and bridges burned.

For five years I've been unable to see his face or even read his name without hearing this in my heid.

We're diving into a 1950s hotel mystery in This Bed We Made at 18:00-BST. twitch.tv/nightmaremod...

Well, that took less than 24 hours, lads. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Dreamt I found a huge box of rare highly-detailed Lord of the Rings figures, but I couldn't tell anyone because they were all in blackface for some reason.

When zombies aren't bitin' your baws, the game can be really pretty.

Watching DVDs

Doin' basic nice stuff for other folk feels so fuckin' good that it's hard to imagine spending your limited time alive making anything worse. What a waste.

Havin' to get a divorce because yer partner says "The Pet Shop Boys", "The Pixies", and "The Gorillaz".

I was saying on the Forbidden Siren stream yesterday, but it only just occured to me the other night how much of it made it into Slitterhead. The sightjacking, the time loop stuff, the branching paths. They're all there.

Forbidden Siren // PART 5 - For Baby's Dinner? youtu.be/jOc-sN6BYC8