First thing I'd do if I had a time machine is warp to the GAME policy meeting in 2013 where someone proposed putting barcode stickers on PS2 manuals, and blast them to smithereens.

In turn, I have no plans to play GTA 6

THE NATION OF ENGLAND WILL BE RAZED TO ASHES

He's a good sport

Visual updates rarely do much for me

The wind opened a door throughby, and the buddy growled in defense, like a little tiger. Grrreat!

WE LIVE FOREVER

There it is

Was Kazuya Mishima the last Smash Bros Ultimate character without a game on Switch?

Secretly powering a big computer that causes environmental devastation. I'm starting to doubt it's the real Sonic the Hedgehog behind this, guys.

Google bought the company that made my watch and folded it in to their software ecosystem, so it doesn't let me know when it needs recharged anymore.

ShopTo email. Let's see if they're as good at getting me games early as they were in 2012.

Life... finds a way

Life... finds a way

New video! E3 2026 youtu.be/9Db14mWF-2M Please enjoy! 🩸

Broke: "Father's Day" Woke:

If Aonuma was like "we thought about adding a Pet Epona button, but we didn't want to upset the N64 guys", I'd be like "what the fuck"

Seems a magpie left me a piece of someone's house number. What an honour.

Mikami encouraging streamers, because he thinks if games are any good, you'll want to play them yourself, even if you watch someone else do the whole thing. automaton-media.com/en/news/resi...

Is Wizardry good?

It's so gratifying that Driv3r turned out to be such a heap of shit. Imagine having to like a game that they spelled like that.

Sometimes a good night is going "I bet that would look great on the CRT".

Feeling dead proud because I had a full half hour to blow-dry my shoes after spilling an entire birdbath on myself

How it feels to become Slippy

Stop hyper-scale data centres in Scotland greens.scot/datacentres

@wretchedmorgan.bsky.social B-Movie is back!

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I don't think I've even turned on a Street Fighter game in 2026, but responding to videogame surveys is the single most important thing I do.

They should get Ian Dury in Taiko no Tatsujin. Make of it what you will, but I've thought about Don-chan's cutesy seiyuu screaming "hit me", and I'm into it.

Pretty aggressive

A new paragraph to scroll past on the EULA screen each time you start a new game. Cheers.

Fucking son of a bitch

I hate Baby Vovalgia so much, dude

Me, the instant the PlayStation Store updates today

Sleeplessly drafting at 6am because I feel like I'm the only one who understands Oddworld

This must be the modern game the internet's been making fun of

9 copies of this left on Amazon, so I decided to bite the bullet, despite definitively not liking two of the games, and not having played enough of the other to be definitive about it.

There are B&M own-brand Lego Famicoms

Under 16 social media ban. Pokémon isn't until 2027. Lobbying effort from Big Water Temple.

I like mario kart

Highlighting "timeless gameplay" makes me think this is going to be the exact same thing as they're doing for Star Fox (64) instead of some dramatic overhaul.

Incredible collection

There is a game called "One-Nil" by "Wizard Games of Scotland", but aggravatingly, it does not appear to have official box art.

FUCK OFF

You ever see interview footage from 1990, and you want to go "just you wait, pal. Edd the Duck Milkshake - right around the corner"

So strange to see it in daylight. Like Batman at a farmer's market. Dracula at the beach.