Hearing rumours he likes Banks

*Roy Batty dying on the roof* “I’ve seen shit you cunts wouldn’t believe”

Could watch these things all day. Look at them go.

I’ve shared this before but this came up in my photo memory thing and I was crying laughing for a good few minutes

Flights been cancelled from Barbados because of Trump. Fucking hell man.

It’s very The Wire Season 2 out there

Always extremely obvious when there’s a German ship in port with us. 32 degree heat and the bikes are out.

Just getting internet - happy new year folks, hope you’re all well x

About 80 miles off the coast of South America and you can really tell, brilliant place

Caribbean Fanta is wild shit

St Lucia today. Best stop for me. Absolutely gorgeous.

Just chilling on the perfectly normal beach

Couldn’t believe it

Merry Christmas when it comes from the (sweaty) lads x

Yes man

Cool day at Brimstone Hill in St Kitts

Need to get a proper camera for these trips. Martinique is stunning.

Didn’t know there was DLC for Luigi’s Mansion 3

An angel

I’m sorry to report that Santa has been found dead with One 4 All vouchers stapled all over his body

Now it’s Christmas

Packing my travel bag and this feels a bit tragic haha.

Albums of the year 🤘 (no particular order)

The Infinite Review Christmas Special 2025 will premiere tomorrow at some point. 🌲

Can anyone recommend me a media player app for iOS for playing files from from Bandcamp? I’m using one called Flacbox just now but the adds are out of control - there must be an easy option I haven’t considered

Reddit is so good man

Had a cold all last week that turned into a dodgy stomach over the weekend and now that’s me 🤮ing. Brutal.

Making my gran a wee hamper for Christmas. Been doing that more often for folk and just asking what kind of stuff they like. It’s quite lovely.

2/3rds of the way through the three parter that opens DS9 S2 and I’m having such a good time man

Creeper playing the Catty, mental stuff.

12 Pubs was great. Only made it to 9 because of the storm cancelling buses, but was a good laugh.

Our pal got a painting kit for secret santa and painted Cloud Strife without knowing who he is

This photo of me David and Jesus is kind of art weirdly

Whispering “take that you son of a bitch” every time we put a sword in Pop Up Pirate

I have been redeemed

In a fairly quiet showing of Malignant when it turned from straight horror into… what it turns into. Us and a few other guys in the screening having an incredible time and a lot of baffled girlfriends.

It just feels right?

James Cameron plays Second Life as a 9ft tall blue guy. He’s not worked out how to give his guy hair yet - no one show him. We all keep calling him Doctor Manhattan and he’s absolutely raging.

addictive green sauce

This is good. open.spotify.com/track/5goQe2...

I made that Sebulba announcement happen

Very slow progress on the episode I diorama but getting there

I have become adept at making a katsu

This week's mood - overworked donkey from a charity advert

Lassie at work came over and asked if I was in a meeting. Yeah.

The Star Wars audiobook I’m listening to has a scene where Tarkin meets Saw Guerrera. Just feels wrong. Like the Joker showing up in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.

You can’t really come for one accessibility option without coming for them all really. That’s glasses woke. Your papa’s massive tv remote is gay.