Guuuuuuuuuubbed

Metallica - All Nightmare Long was on during this pic. Important context.

“Can we interest you in a cat for the table, to share?”

We stuck on The Long Goodbye last night but couldn’t finish it so watched the rest this morning. Unbelievable. So many things to say about it. Marlowe eating a chicken kiev. The main antagonist singing the theme to the film in his final scene. Schwarzenegger showing up for 3 mins with no dialogue.

Managed to get a Parking fine revoked. They said it couldn’t be done. Feel absolutely indestructible.

Are there any good albums between Let’s Dance and The Next Day in Bowie’s catalog? I love everything outside of that period but not checked any of it out. I know some of it’s meant to be terrible.

This is the second time this has happened - woke up at half 4 with a noise outside our bedroom door of the floor boards creaking repeatedly. When it happened before I put it down to dreaming, but I made sure I was awake last night before waking David up.

Mental how bad NCP’s website is when they’re the “give me one hundred pounds for essentially nothing” company.

I’m going to do this to you

Took tomorrow off really last minute. Brute forced the weekend.

It’s weird being so beholden to Star Fox 64/Lylat Wars when the plot is “a giant space face killed my dad”.

Put Star Fox Adventures on NSO GameCube today

Ghost-ass tune open.spotify.com/track/0vC2UI...

This is cool and everything but you can use that pad on anything. I was using it to play Cyberpunk for a laugh.

Tried making a beef chow mein and velvetising the beef like they do in the takeaways and it really turned out

Gutted about Justin McElroy retiring from The Besties. Listened to the pod for a very long time. I’m glad they’re planning to continue and have him guest occasionally but it’s quite gutting.

I hadn’t heard of Heidi Klum before until this so was looking her up - I’m struggling here. Don’t know how I’ve never seen this.

Good god youtu.be/ho22rzQ_CdE?...

fantasizing about dealing w/ a loud dog; like by turning on a giant fan that blows all the hair off its body. or doing havana syndrome to it

Sore but this was good 🤘

Not fair that Gandalf gets to be Gandalf, Stormcrow, Mithrandir, and Grayhame. How class do you need to be to get 3 banging nicknames like that.

LOTR Extended finished there. I’m a mess.

KULL AND THE SNAKE GOD (1975) Oil on Board - 21” x 16” Like a lot of young artists, I visited Neal Adams’ studio shortly after my arrival in New York City. He facilitated a few crucial introductions including Marvel Comics, which led to my first professional sale. 1/3

On Return of the King of the Extended Edition rewatch. Just incredible so far. Was feeling this before now but these really are just the best films ever made. Immaculate things.

Clicked on an insta ad and bought a hat and insta must think now that I have a hat room where I keep the 4-5 hats I buy a week. It’s all hat ads. It’s turned into a hat app.

Needing action films recs for tonight - something mindless but still good, a punch or 3

Going into the Holodeck on the Enterprise once a day and using it to sit in my car eating a Tesco meal deal and listening to Rush

I have never seen a human being bounce off another like that in my life. Like an apple bouncing off a wall.

A third cat has entered the territory war for our garden

Aprils albums 🤘

The sci-fi book I’m reading has a character called Kieran but it’s acting like Kieran is a sci-fi name.

I’ve been reading The Book of Dust trilogy. Went straight from The Secret Commonwealth into The Rose Field - released 6 years apart but one ends mid conversation and the next picks up exactly where it was. Love that.

Couldn’t sleep last night at all for whatever reason. Very rough but I ended up just getting up and finishing Pragmata. What a game.

Got new glasses with a stronger prescription and I don’t know how to explain them other than they make me feel giant. They make me feel like I’m 10ft tall.

We’d never watched any Taskmaster and finished Series 5 in a couple of days. Incredibly late to it but it’s just great.

Unreal how good this album art is

Got a vacancy in the Spotify family if anyone wants to jump in for a few quid a month.

A real “thank god” moment there where I saw a confirmed AI generated image from a new update that I couldn’t believe was AI only to spot an ear on someone’s neck. Really had me worried for a second there.

Post-Creeper Ocarina of Time in a blanket cocoon. Not even hungover or anything just tired from being goth.

Was checking out what that Hokum film is about on Wikipedia and it’s implying that Adam Scott meets Gerry Adams in the woods. Looked into it outside of Wikipedia and just appears to be a character called Jerry that isn’t Gerry Adams.

Creeper was ridiculous. What a night.

Need to not buy this tonight, I’ll never wear it. However.

“Oh is that right is it?” (I blow on my thumb to puff up my chest like in cartoons but I do it wrong and it goes into my heart, killing me instantly)

This weather is great

Guess who shows up as soon as I open a packet of chicken skewers

Cannot get this out of my head open.spotify.com/track/7dQapJ...

Made a big cracking paella

not being funny but if you can’t make up a story for a 6yo then you should be turned into biofuel