Obsessed with this 1735 illustration of hammerhead sharks from Japan

It's Awesome When I Cum! Marin

[goron voice]

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

The key thing to understand about this is that it is completely unnecessary. This is a corporation with basically infinite money. They don't have to destroy 30+ year studios to save their bottom line. They're doing this because they are evil.

Avert thine eyes from the final moments of a #LightUniverse.

I know I'm late and old and everything but what the fuck is up with Mega Starmie. Why would they do that

that bruce wayne is one untrustworthy sleazy layabout. tossing around his parents money like its confetti. a real horses ass

what if logging on to rotten dot com at 13 was what *prevented* me doing satanic murders?

"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole".

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

I don't think this is the worst crime committed by a Subway employee

This from the person interviewing Richard Spencer about his Pepe pin when he got clocked, is just galling.

The basic premise seems ripe for a film adaptation, but there's that many Guys in it that I worry about it turning into a Cabin In The Woods kind of thing

Hi everyone. Here's a picture of a nude Piers Morgan, promoting the Burger King cologne.

🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all! 🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty. 🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.

you couldn't make the office today but not because it was edgy. they're still trying to make new documentary style sitcoms every so often but they don't take off because streaming gives every show 8 episodes and cancels it before its had time to grow into something good

In 1996, Nintendo was seemingly very fond of a single particular stock photo of the sky, so that it ended up on the cartridge artwork of three different games released in that year: Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, and Pilotwings 64.

if you tell a Linux Guy that you think UI matters to most people they'll try to kill you

Tom Hanks and Tim Allen have bills to pay

Was reminded of this interaction i had with a commission scammer 2 years ago where they were pretending they could make custom 3D models

the Turks aren't playing around!

Opening a fandom link on mobile is one of the worst experiences a person can have online

I’ve not really engaged much in the viral online horror scene but it feels really rewarding but also kinda maddening to see Backrooms and Iron Lung succeed at translating the vibes that make their source material compelling in ways the Five Nights At Freddy’s movies simply haven’t

i don't wanna hear any oomfs post about the supergirl foreskin cup

The Dark Inverse of Ska:

ok this might be the best fake "nintendo's next console" image yet

well there ya go

Baseball is technically just parrying

It goes up significantly after 9pm when they show the foreign movies with boobs

Wife: Fallout show is good Me: Yeah it's fun. I forget, have you played the games at all? Wife: I don't think so. Is there a really good one? Me, somehow tripping from a seated position and tumbling end over end: UH OH OOF OOF GNEW FVEGOUSFE

no one else in the AI industry will admit all the cloying glazing is about getting people addicted to their products. say what you will about apple but their financial incentives are different since they sell actual products people want so they can afford to be honest about it

The 2001 live action version of The Tick is arguably a better adaptation of Watchmen than Zack Snyder's film

Opinions on bikers is indeed a very good canary in the coal mine for determining if someone sucks when it might not otherwise be apparent yet.

Remember when they said the internet is forever and we shouldn't post anything that might haunt us later in life. Remember that? And now there's decades of information being wiped while people post the fourteen words under their legal name. What the fuck happened with this world

incredible name on a guy who was in the movie im watching for about six seconds

"we understand its 1991 and you're allowed to smoke indoors, but we also know you're smoking while perusing our fine literature. So if you smoke, PLEASE use the provided ashtrays on top of the shelves" - Venus Shop, Canberra

Thinking about the guy on the AVGN not-RLM show that was like "Does Akira even have as much cultural impact as Ghostbusters"

We're going to have to find a way to start geoblocking that country from posting takes about other places in the world. You know the one.

I have this fucked-up sexual fantasy where someone makes me feel beautiful and wanted and desired

Our local councilman took my fiancée for himself through eminent domain. They're very happy together, Laura has a glow to her that has replaced the slightly grey complexion she often exhibited when still with me. I suppose you can't fight the state.

The Berlin Zoo named their baby Hippo Brötchen. :) (Bread roll 🥖)