Dildo conclusion to a dildo piece. "You are either an idiot or a genius" "You can recognize great human writing - which is clunky and mistaken btw" "Human idiosyncracies and personal taste are errors the wonderful machine can iron out" Not even a good dildo. This silly plastic thing got No Veins.

I don't want to be throwing stones or anything here, but even ignoring that she doesn't actually exist, has she ever actually even acted? Or been put in anything except things saying "I'm Tilly Norwood"

lmfaooo

One of my favorite Nirvanna the Band bits

When did he turn into a Eugene Levy character

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Every time it comes up I just gotta remind people that it's extremely expensive to license filming in Shibuya, which the team making this game couldn't afford, so they filmed this game by stealing shots and running from the cops.

Fuck you I don't care how niche this is

finally, ai got something right

lmao. It would be out by now if it was ever coming out. These fake stories are ridiculous.

Stop saying "casted". Are you stupid? Are you a moron? You sound like a fucking child.

Son of a bitch. I wish I wasn't susceptible to this kind of thing.

RE7’s great because they’re like “oh man, you know what rocks? P.T. And the films of Tobe Hooper.” And they’re right.

*interviewer shuts door, peeks out curtains* We’ve discovered they’re real

INTER.BMF

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

🚨 I just now went over to check IG and this 👇 was on my feed. Watch the whole thing.

Riggs is supposed to be the crazy one but at the start of Lethal Weapon 1, Murtaugh is shown having a morning bath on a workday. That is absolutely insane behaviour

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

As I traditionally did on an abandoned platform I would like to point out that International Women's Day is Cynthia Rothrock's birthday. Happy both!

Maybe I just didn't have as in depth of a film studies course as others, but Birth Of A Nation was not mentioned *once* in any of my film history stuff. Is this just an American thing?

My hottest mental health take: A lot of depression and anxiety is situational, and warranted, because people live in shit circumstances. They’re poor, without resources, etc. and the reason it’s become popular to blame “mental health” is because it’s a way of evading responsibility.

Former Pixar employee u/PixelatedRonin fires back at chief creative officer Pete Docter on Reddit over claims on LGBT storyline cut from 'Elio' (2025):

the Traditional American Huge Suit

uhhh it’s not like this usually

I'm not falling for it. I know that trick.

idk I’ve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesn’t matter if they’re someone’s mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet

Getting this tattooed on my foreskin

Al's split level cave 20 miles below the surface of the earth from The Weird Al Show.

there should've been a nirvanna the band the show the movie the popcorn bucket.

The Love Shack is a literal place where we can get together

07 Mar 2026

Had to doublecheck the date on this

bro truly cannot believe what he's seeing and eating

CHASE_C1.BMF

There's a whole other world out there

Doc Ock: mad scientist, eight arms, power mad Green Goblin: evil jester like the joker Rhino: carries the criminal gene common to the eastern Slav

to me it rocks that this company that has never come within light-years of making money and has a bad product with zero practical use cases is the pivot point of the global economy because a bunch of embarrassing Burning Man dorks just decided it should be

stavros halkias

Jocks have had the right of it the whole time; nerds are the enemy and they must be made to grovel

Me when I'm good at video game: video games are so rad, videon games are cool, I love: video game Me when I'm bad at video game: video games are shite, video games have Fell Off,

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

The Coen Bros are the only people who seemed to successfully tapped into George Clooney's talents of being a freak

watching any defunctland