Tubi, in summation.

I've had this image in my head for several months now and have to get it out

I have to assume he pronounces it the boomer Australian way (hommosekshell)

he'd get a better reception with four bars

ok stay with me on this one... sometimes you have writer's block because you're not in Text World. you have to read until you're back in Text World. if you don't read, you're writing in the real world. sentences won't feel right or they'll look goofy. not in Text World though

omg i finally found that tweet

Oh yeah well I purposely orgasmed while DJing in front of 6,001 farmers.

David Lynch was probably using his imagination when he came up with a lot of that stuff

Always happy to drop this image I made for a group chat without context

Bit wet out

I’ve been trying not to argue with people but you should see the things they say

Everyone gives Bubsy shit for being annoying and having bad games, but it's fine when Sonic does it apparently

The crrrrrrrest of Biiiiirdman

Man goes to a doctor. Doctor says go see the great clown Pagliacci. Man says, but Doctor, you went to medical school. I thought maybe you'd give me some medicine or something. What the fuck. See a clown? I am right now, Doctor!

makes me feel a bit better about being from the most unserious country

me (flirting): good day. I hope you are well. (long pause). well. see you later

DON DRAPER: People say you can “munch” pussy. I don’t agree. You “munch” on a snack. Pussy’s the whole meal

I understand the reasoning behind it all but I don't like the Pre-War bits of the Fallout show. I didn't like it in 4 either. It shouldn't be seen

I have been to the Wahlburgers in Circular Quay twice previously, but it was only tonight that I noticed the lighting fixture featuring Mark Wahlberg movies, including the Tim Burton Planet Of The Apes and Ted 2

it's such an awful time to be chopped and unc

"Animal Crossing's update dropped a day early" Americans are never beating the allegations that they don't understand they're not the only place in the world.

“does the fiction film have coherent radical politics?” is a question that sounds like “can you take me to the potty? i can’t go by myself!”

dibs

Sorry I didn't riff on your riff, I was feeling jocular when I posted but despondent seventy seconds later

TJ Sebulba has been suspended from podracing after calling Jabba The Hutt a pedophile protector. Please do not retweet this

I'm as much a fan of Kyle McLaughlin exploding mice as anybody, but boy there is some severe lack of focus in this show

I often think about Jonathan Cooper's posts about TLOU2, that the studio ran out of seasoned game animators because its reputation was so bad and thus had to hire film folks who had to be taught how to put games together.

I do like how the Vault stuff in the Fallout show is a combination of all the Vaults from the games. Fucked water chip, missing dad, Cryo pods. It's not a 1:1 of a game, which is what too many adaptations do now of days

I think this misses the crucial implicit horror of the Spice Girls, what happened to Mel A?

One day I hope to make a shows final season completely awful, and then drop a secret extra final episode that fixes everything

"Burning out experienced high performers brings in yet-to-be burned-out high performers in their place. The new folks are often cheaper[...]" Fucking off industry vets by treating them like chattel because the naive chumps with stars in their eyes cost less explains quite a lot about the industry

Really like the idea that you can use one successful company to refute the sustainability of crunch. Can we use the myriad companies that have crunched and gone under to counter this assertion? Well, no.

If we don't support the weird and different filmmakers we have here, then what the fuck is the industry doing?

I thought it was kinda funny Amy Poehler won a best podcast golden globe for her zero effort celeb podcast, because I'm not a podcaster. But now I'm listening to the nominees for the cranking off on the floor and leaving it there for up to a week awards, and her name is read. Not so funny anymore.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

one if the ice agents is named Elizabeth Clit Zerfing??

This isn't confirmation, but hoo boy. Oh boy oh boy. Not looking good!!

I found a second picture after someone accused me of making this with GenAI and I am still reeling from the fact that the piss balcony is an optical illusion and this appears to be a scenic foot trail overpass dividing the restroom with a view of the sunken piss grotto.

i’m so tired of seeing things that simultaneously make me cry and sick to my stomach

So we've lost SXSW and the Adelaide Writers Festival within the week. What else? How else can this country fuck the arts and culture

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David Mattingly, 1982

Watching a movie with Ray Parker Jr and Brian Wilson in it

Is Patrick Bateman autistic