Werner Herzog voice: “I’ve seen movies, short films, completely created by artificial intelligence. Story, acting, everything. They look completely dead. They are stories, but they have no soul…They are empty and soulless.”

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

@ Screen Australia: hey maybe you could jump on this hey

The thing is, the people who want AI art want their own AI art and not others. They want the allure of being an ‘artist’, but if it came to paying money to see somebody else’s they wouldn’t waste their money. They better learn this quick.

I think my first day of Disney Plus synopsis writing has gone well! #movies #proudfirstdayonthejobatdisneypluswritingthesynopsisformovies

This is perhaps a minor issue, but why's he standing at that angle. It's really offputting

Fantastic review. This guy's a regular Roger Ebert

Great question

*columbo voice* there's just one thing I don't understand... why did you commit the murder? and how exactly did you do it?

With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos

Dammit

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

You know you're in for some primo 80s sleaze when the production company is this

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Dracula speaking patois saying "everyt'ing is eerie around here"

Riyadh Comedy Festival preview

Customer: I LIKE TO JOKE AROUND WITH YOU DMV: YOU, HOSTILE Verdict: ACCEPTED

What Is Best In Life? Twisties according to this sword and sorcery inspired Twisties commercial 01/11/86

Is there a way to remind comedians that their job is to be funny, not that whole "we are vital truth tellers and society cannot function without us holding people accountable" thing they've convinced themselves of

Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on. www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...

omg dude you are so father for this. you are totally serving cock right now

One of the funniest things to see often online is people being like “this public figure blocked me because I was in their replies angrily calling them an intolerant bigot over fandom stuff, this is proof that this creator hates everyone in my demographic and can’t handle any criticism”

Dean Norris sex gifs

oh god, they made an american gruen. oh good god

Sometimes i think the letterboxd reviews that annoy me more than the silly one liner are tghe ones that are clearly trying to audition for the new york times movie reviewer, but are majority just plot recaps and have incredibly little to say about the persons feelings about the film

gonna be honest, man. doesn't really come up that much

Hands and wrists are feeling good again but we are bringing this back to avoid future injury. Back to pharloom we go.

i definitely shouldn't be encouraging this kind of thinking but the producer brain inside me is looking at these examples and going "and they built successful franchises out of them, unlike the movies where there's an inherent stopping point due to Real Life"

i am so sick of how many movies these days are "based on a true story". I doint care! why cant we make films based on fake stories? evary fucka toime i see a trailer for a movie i might like, all my enthusiasm is deflated the instant i see the words "based on the true story"

i love skimming reviews on letterboxd and having to mutter to myself "this was made 50 years ago, of COURSE it had some crook politics, due to it being from 50 years ago"

i wrote about the loss of randomness from music-listening and TV-watching www.patreon.com/posts/139812...

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

"Show me that butthole" is five syllables, if you're ever writing a haiku and don't know how to end it

Darks Holes

Oh No It's Devo is such a good album, and it's crazy how not great the videos are

Interesting

I’ve gotten requests for free work “for exposure” my whole life, once from a literal billionaire. Luckily less so in recent decades. But using the “for exposure” excuse with TAYLOR SWIFT? Truly warped. There’s a whole class of business shitheads who really think no artist *deserves* to be paid.

Waiting for Godot: The Hunt for Godot is the recently announced newest installment of the Godotverse. The long awaited sidequel follows Godot's adventures during the events of the original play.

Vizier

Costello: so, who's on first? Abbott: that's right. Audience: [laughter] Bluesky reply account: you need to be less confusing with your choice of phrasing. For example, you could respond "yes, the player named Who", and it would make things a lot easier for people to understand

Being a little smug at this one

"I want to record another ghost" "Okay that's going to be difficult because ghosts don't ex- hold on what do you mean another"

Goofy: (talking head interview 1993) you ever think, there was one time you were gonna be brave, and (covers his eyes, goes quiet for a long time. his shoulders shake a little)

Goofy is always the silliest of Mickey's friends, that's a lot of pressure, probably needs a couple of drinks before a take to loosen up a little, there's been a few "accidents" but he's got things under control

Goofy: where I'm from, you don't inform on a fella, not if he ain't done any sort of wrong near as I can tell dammit Mickey: sure but... you do love America, don't you goof

It finally came true…