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Fit check on Chevy there. Hell yeah
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me: have you ever wondered what Yoda would sound like if he had a Jamaican accent? date: no... please don't me (voice cracking): fine we'll just sit in silence while we eat
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You folx ever heard about these dating apps? Your bloody, Tinder and such? What's that about? And now they got Uber? What are we, uh, bloody, swiping left on a taxi? I mean COME ON!
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Busting out the "Malcolm Turnbull impressions" gear in 2026. That'll get the crowd going
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Abigail Nussbaum
about 8 hours ago
Reminder that there is no scientific definition for "ultra-processed food", and no theory for the mechanism by which it is supposedly uniquely harmful.
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about 8 hours ago
Just Be Normal For Once
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about 8 hours ago
People make fun of fanfic writers meanwhile celebrity fan artists are getting a $100k prize from some guy called Archibald what the hell
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Thinking about if Borat was Mr Freeze. "My wife is frozen! Very nice" and what have you
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2 days ago
Eliza McLamb had an apt analogy abt modern fandoms: Fans no longer treat creators as creators. Fans treat creators like stock options theyβve invested in; like theyβre part owners of a creatorβs work just by *being fans*, and therefore get a say in what creators make/how they act. And it sucks.
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Home Improvement theme song
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about 12 hours ago
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It's so funny seeing someone get told "man, we already told you not to post AI shit here, stop" and then having a big sook like "it was technically in the rules sorry for ruining your day". Why are all these cunts big wet sookiebubs. Fuck off
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Huge Mantis
about 22 hours ago
People say stuff like "one of his rare misses" about Ebert, but this elides what was interesting about Ebert. He had all kinds of bad opinions and reviews you might disagree with! Ebert wasn't cool because he was "right" Ebert was cool because he was thoughtful about entertainment and life!
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Marilyn Monroe has been completely stripped of her existence as a human being, and is nothing more than a mascot and object for people to lust over. Possibly one of the most pure examples of the objectification of women out there
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Can't help but feel that this runs counter to why Pinhead and the Cenobites are horrifying at all
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Oh. No thanks mate.
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So we're gonna get a Spiderman movie? And not an Iron Man Jr movie? That's crazy man. That's insane. Would that even work?
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josh (oldfriend99)
1 day ago
I knew this day would come. It was on the calendar
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I could buy love easily. The fact Elon and the rest can't is a massive skill issue
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William B. Fuckley
1 day ago
I mean you can! And I don't just mean in like a trophy wife type of way, you can go the Carnegie and Rockefeller route and buy the sincere love of people who will see you as a great man. But people like Marc Andreseen (net worth ~2bn) are on record saying posting is powerful than that.
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Would anyone be truly surprised that I like this band, despite the name? Don Quixote is a great song
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The Convenient Store
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Doctor Normal and the Singleverse of Sanity
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working on a new theory of political conflict
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5 months ago
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, βYou should know the names of all the Muppets,β and someone stuck up for me, saying, βI donβt think this one has a name,β and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
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much like your posting
1 day ago
damn right!
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I don't think it would be a problem if I looked and sounded more like Alex Jones. I think people would be more willing to listen to my thoughts
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
This reminds me of the late John Marsden, who wrote books for teenagers that were full of awkward sex and morally grey themes, and people doing bad things for reasons they believed in, and he was by far the most popular YA author in Australia for basically my entire schooling
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Oh, so it's proper shit.
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2 days ago
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3 days ago
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Fuck it, I love the Purge movies. I'll watch this fuckin whatever man. Movies are about anything now of days. Hope they keep the political satire
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Vanessa Carlton would get there sooner because The Proclaimers imply they'd take a break at the halfway point
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2 days ago
found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.
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Iain
2 days ago
This is so much fun
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Remember when Sony was sticking the boot into Microsoft for doing LITERALLY THIS when they announced the Xbone
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Matt, from Alaska
3 days ago
Stream is up and the Pre=Game show is live! Main show on in ten!
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Twitch is the world
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Uh, yeah I sure hope he is
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3 days ago
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This mfer ain't never seen Mars Attacks
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I finished the Netflix seasons and just started the first Gizmoplex episode and the pace is basically perfect. Hard to say if the frenetic pace of riffs in seasons 11/12 was a Netflix mandate or a writing room that hadn't quite gelled yet or what
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It happened again today. They had their kids in the car. I'm going to cause some problems on a large scale.
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So does Ms Frizzle own the Magic School Bus or is it school property or what. Are other teachers using it or is she taking it home on the weekend
3 days ago
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It's weird that Al Pacinos only forays into outright comedy is Jack And Jill and Gigli. He's really fuckin funny
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Tony Martin
3 days ago
'Charley Varrick' with Walter Matthau is another Don Siegel gem, a classic 70s crime movie. But it's hard to dispute this Letterboxd comment...
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Iain
4 days ago
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Almost got ran over last night and Im still pretty pissed off about it. Partially that it happened and partially because it didn't happen. I don't get time off work for almost getting splattered over the hood of a Rav4
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SoldierWhoLikesFriendlyFire
8 months ago
I think a lot of problems in America would be solved if they'd just admit their "chicken sandwich" is a burger.
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