SEATTLE: If you know someone who lives in Seattle and guess they probably voted for Katie Wilson for Mayor, your contribution to this fight is to text them this information about making sure they voted with their signature on the envelope! TEXT them NOW.

We just launched the biggest primary program in Indivisible’s history. Help us (literally) send Schumer and the surrender caucus a message. open.substack.com/pub/ezralevi...

#awkwardzombie #953: Down Under the Weather (Death Stranding 2)

went into a fugue state and spent an irresponsible sum of money on studio ghibli merch

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

It wasn’t 8 democrats. It was all of them. Never forget this. They decided to sell you out because they want to go on vacation and don’t want their flights delayed. They don’t care if you die. They will never fight for you.

Find your senators at reps.fyi or call 202-224-3121

beats hemingway by two words

bucket

norrin can can speak a little bit of japanese but my vocabulary is limited to single words like “naruhodo” so this is how I contribute to conversations

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

I hear the jingle every time I see the logo. kojima got me

oh noooo don’t cancel my flight back to the US that would be terrrrrible

dogge

jim carrey voice

average bluesky poster

pagodamaxxing

our tokyo hotel room has a big glowing egg

just experienced a heated toilet seat and you will never get me back into the USA

also hell yeah new york

about to perform the legendary Skip Tuesday maneuver

On 20 October 2015, someone shot the sheriff of a makeshift little town. Today, almost exactly a decade later, we learn who did the deed. deadwinter.cc/page/678 Over the past ~12 years I've hidden little clues to a murder mystery in between other plot threads. Give it a reread & guess who it was!

#awkwardzombie #952: Fed Up (AI: the Somnium Files - nirvanA Initiative)

November 1st

Last chance to turn it off. On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default. To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

YES I do have to look up the difference between “comprise” and “compose” every time I want to use the former and NO I will not stop trying to use it anyway

amazing thread

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Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

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#awkwardzombie #951: Read the Room (Death Stranding 2)

Wal*Mart has a whole program to get their employees on federal aid because nobody can afford to live on their dogshit wages

Last night, I asked you to turn on your light if you’ve knocked on a door. Now I’m asking you to sign up for a shift. Take nothing for granted. We have a future to win. zohranfornyc.com/gotv

creature 👇

watched a cursed three stooges movie last week and now they keep trying to come out of my TV at the same time and getting all jammed up in the bezel

someone retweeted this which reminded me that it exists so now I’m showing it to you again, because I like it

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Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad

I know I'm always banging on about this, but food banks can do so much more with your donation if you give money rather than food itself.

a few days ago I made steel-cut oats mixed with strawberries and blackberries topped with a homemade blueberry compote and it mostly looked like I disemboweled a rabbit for breakfast

I really liked what he was saying. But if there's any way to recover from "hey man you have a fucking SS Nazi tattoo on your tiddy and thought it was OK to have one," he did not find that path, and it's not puritanical or exclusionary to say so, and its ridiculous to even have to explain this.

people keep asking "well what do you expect the democrats to do? they can't do anything!!!" and then they do this

#awkwardzombie #950: The Big Picture (Clair Obscur: Expedition 33)

my first impression of hades 2 was that it was going to be More Hades (complimentary) but I have since come to understand that they have found a way to invent Better Hades

madison, WI

you never know when your prior life experiences will come in handy. for instance, being the crank at the farmer’s market handing out socialist literature has a surprising amount of overlap with tabling at comic conventions

not only does Gary Larson still have the juice, it seems to have only gotten stronger