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It’s a brilliant tax because when they say “but the billionaires will leave” you get to say “they already don’t live there”

your family is safe with us ma’am 🫡

the fireplace pilot light kept going out so we called a guy to look at it, and he discovered there was an occupied bird nest in the exhaust outlet blocking the airflow! I had to stop him from ripping the nest out and convince him I was okay with letting the birds have it for the season

Yeah, Mackenzie Scott is a fascinating case. She is literally ignoring the SOPs of philanthropy in order to give away wealth as quickly and efficiently as possible and she’s still getting richer. At her level it is impossible not to make money. Tax billionaires, A LOT.

tfw you want to buy a button-up shirt at the pokemon center in tokyo but there’s only one size and it’s shrink-wrapped so you can’t try it on but you buy it anyway and transport it back to wisconsin and then put it on when it gets warm five months later and it fits

ah, so it’s the kind of storm where the sky turns green

#awkwardzombie #975: Megananimous in Victory (Pokemon Legends: Z-A) www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/megana...

my book club read the Locked Tomb series and everyone was noticing allusions to shakespeare and the bibble and I’m like DID YOU GUYS CATCH THE HOMESTAR RUNNER REFERENCE

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

I think another reason many Americans Feel Bad About the Economy: There is a constant barrage of information indicating to the casual observer that people who run scams and lie and refuse to play by the rules aren't just going unpunished, they're *making way more money than you are* as a result.

the men

As far as I know there is literally no reason for this, it is just an incredibly lucky coincidence that we get to enjoy for free

The USPS can't "run out of money," the sole question is the people in charge of the federal government believe delivering mail is worth funding the same way they already fund armed kidnapping gangs, concentration camps, and blowing up girls' schools.

saw a bald eagle at a construction site on my way to work. omen of… *flipping through augury guide* …infrastructure week???

saw a bald eagle at a construction site on my way to work. omen of… *flipping through augury guide* …infrastructure week???

photo of me and my friends (we all make or care about comics)

I been eating oats lately

#awkwardzombie #974: The Sincerest Form of Flattery (Death Stranding 2) www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/the-si...

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.

I turn my back for two days and SUDDENLY EAGLETS 🐣🐣

frankly it is ridiculous that I am at work and not building my pokemon a new subway station right now

it feels like such a massive concession of ground for ppl to be constantly defending "learning" and "gaining experience" as good things. like the teacher is letting their worst student stop the whole class dead every day.

"From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch." ― Edgar Mitchell

Reminds me of this from Hamilton Nolan

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

we gotta send so many guys to the Hague

there is a hot dog roller in the office and over a two-week period a fellow engineer conducted a blind taste test of nine hot dog varieties across eight weighted criteria, and I think the public deserves to know that the kirkland signature entry swept the competition 🐐

Today's the day.

🚀 🌔 NASA is planning to launch Artemis II to the moon in just seven hours! Here's your quick guide to the mission--read more at www.scientificamerican.com/report/nasa-...

another example of why taxing the rich, especially these two losers, is a necessary alternative to letting them coast on these small scale, ephemeral pet projects of performative philanthropy

#awkwardzombie #973: Stage Fright (Hades II)

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I fully believe in my heart that Gavin Newsom is a pawn in a plot to keep the Overton window of American politics shifted permanently rightwards. The fact that he is being positioned as a Democratic front runner with these kinds of policies is absurd.

patronize your local craft fair

handsome boy alert

I hate drawing the truck from Death Stranding 2, which I why I keep writing comics about it

after scott adams died nobody took over trimming dilbert's tie and it grew right up through the soft palate into his brain

you can send a horse a wiki page but you can’t make it read

This. TBC, the reason my family won't support anything HP-related is NOT because I have some grand moral view that it's only acceptable to support work created by good people. It's because she is literally, publicly using the $ from her books/show/games/etc to do bad things that hurt people I love.

Pokopia whips

NASA science is usually strongly driven by peer review & community-derived priorities. That's how we (as a country) know we're investing in "great science." That includes basic & applied research. Dictates coming down from the administration, bypassing that process, are not how we do "great science"

there is a lot of talk about how hard it will be to rebuild the DOJ but I bet you could recruit a whole lot of extremely talented lawyers to form a white collar crime task force without much trouble and that would be my first priority after I form a prosecution squad to go after Trump admin crimes