i just met someone who knows the music of Flight of the Conchords but is unfamiliar with the TV show

ICE is making me re-examine the argument for open carry

their attempts to intimidate only strengthen our resolve

there are 7 Star Wars movies that are older than ice

We need to give him a show, just not one of violence. Lower the flags; have her body laid in state. Hold public peaceful mourning vigils. Have a protest concert for ICE removal and ask local musicians to play and broadcast it like we are the world. Call up the National guard to protect protesters.

Never met a patriot who wasn't a racist.

before we can start to repair the damage we must first clear out all of the garbage

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

they just nuked your ass in microwave chat

trump renames the moon “night circle of america”

you’ll know the edible has kicked in when you hear me say some banana flavored runts would be real good about now

if your car is battery powered then it’s ok to call it the bat-mobile

the seaside blackbird society

oh, hi there

The incredibly beautiful coast is only one of the reasons I love living in California

Mamdani never complained about not having the levers of power to make it happen

Tech Bro: I’ve invented this thing that generates child porn, encourages suicide and teaches drug use Normal Human Being: Oh my god, are you going to destroy it? Tech Bro: No, I’m going to put it in all the schools and force your kids to use it

JFK: We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard Today’s Congressional Dems: We choose to do nothing because doing anything is hard

reminder: never allow yourself to become dependent on any tech that can be remotely bricked by the manufacturer

since when did the motto of the Democratic Party become it’s better to not do anything at all than to risk failure?

Save me from the people who are told what to believe and then believe it

where do you think it goes all the stuff you type when the text box isnt selected

someone should trick stephen miller into drinking a dead man’s blood

this must be why he’s constantly asking me for money

I know someone who took an ancestry dna test and discovered two half siblings the same age as her and brother and I think that would be a great thing to bring up at her dad’s birthday party

It’s OK for me to say stupid stuff, because I am stupid and it is my culture

Shaq gets custom glory hole intalled

my wife told me if she was ever on the news the chyron would read “BREAKING: LOCAL WOMAN LOSES SHIT”

goodnight sun

The rain falls on both the just and the unjust, but I shall always be shielded by integrity. Integrity and the umbrella I stole from the old lady on the bus

Finished painting the red door black, Stones. Please advised

there’s a break in the rain

caught a few blocks the past couple of days and I’m not certain if those people are fans of international war crimes or people who think the Democrats in congress are just doing a top notch cracker jack job

If you are what you eat, we could all be billionaires by the end of the week.

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

if venezuela ends up with a legitimate democracy when this is all done i’m gonna be so jealous

has he renamed America Oceania yet?

it’s like a family of raccoons locked themselves inside your house and all you can do is watch them destroy it through the window while hoping the locksmith and animal control show up a year from now

"When Congress neglected to do its duty – declining to begin impeachment proceedings after the first unconstitutional act of war – it was an implicit invitation to the Trump administration," @rikleen.bsky.social writes. "The Trump administration accepted the invitation."

i went on a walk and saw this guy today. so at least there’s that lovely moment. also, this dude walks like john cleese in the ministry of silly walks

living in this country is like being awake on the table

ask me for a political donation today. I dare you. I double dare you, you feckless fuck

apparently all Congressional Democratics are just there as seat fillers

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

if he isn’t removed from office for this our democracy is gone. that’s it. we let it happened on our watch

i guess those soccer guys are going to have to ask for their peace prize back

the plural of queen latifah is queens latifah

*wearing a suit of living rats* this is not as cool as i thought it would be