England is once again Fucking Up

watching an episode of Mayday: Air Disaster where an expert being interviewed says "Taking off from the airport and then pretty much flying right into the ocean is a sure sign that something was wrong"

insane series win

Cue the Curb music

no FUCKING way

Because I'm in a bad mood this will be one of my periodic reminders that a much esteemed opinion journalist had a meltdown when I suggested this sort of thing might happen to rig/cancel/overturn the midterm elections, which he simply found impossible

Fuck you Peter Thiel

thanks Meghan. It felt great to win so big in NYC last night. and it's more than a bit freaky, you're right, to see the change we've yearned for so badly start to happen. we appreciate your support

We love the Gross Reflecting Pool story because it is a Groverhaus

becoming a completely insufferable "world capitals" guy

absolutely cannot focus on what this lady is saying with the baby riding on helm's deep back there

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

maggie may, not a huge deal, but the morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age. again, i could not care less about this. on a totally unrelated note - i'm going back to school

Sure the Giants have handled this whole situation in the worst way possible, but it has to blow over by now /Aubrey Huff barges in

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

[has billions of dollars] let's get married at the Mall of America

it's unfair to assume that Dems will do nothing. for example, they'll probably censure Tlaib for this

ELEVATED risk of Morgellons

humeurs de pikachu. Guilty / Culpabilité

Technically, they’re Remains now.

i don't think that's true

pokemon flavor…

“national security” is to politics guys as “entrepreneur” is to the bottom ten percent of your high school class

still can't believe the Phils did that

you ever hear the bad post machine just spinning up like an MRI machine

Incredible. A complete Democratic sweep of the New York primaries.

I thought kick off was later and I’m sad I somehow missed it but that’s a great result for Scotland.

Moment I think about sometimes

never a doubt

Losing by 2 Out Out Single Homer Single Single Homer Walk Single Double Walk Single No longer losing by 2

They were down to their last out with no one on base then scored 8 runs

I took a piss and Stott made it a 3 run game

we're so back

well. nevermind

I took a piss and Kerkering has allowed two baserunners

feel pretty bad for Wood that was a mega rough sequence

lmao lmao

Graphic design is my passion.

might be that Americans are hyper-conditioned to fixate on surface level symptoms of dysfunction, rather than the underlying structural causes that are endemic to capitalist societies and which are advantageous to capital itself. this is probably not true but it sounded cool in my head.

some personal news:

Sad But in a Funny Way: This Man Thinks He’d Be in Danger if the Government Started Purging Intellectuals

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

it was Tuvoks birthday yesterday and what the fuck did any of you do. was it nothing. nothing for Tuvoks birthday. you people make me sick

perhaps not the foolproof strategy you imagined it to be