My favorite part about this sleeveless button down Bills Hawaiian shirt is the “add to registry” button on the page bfloshop.com/products/buf...

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

how complicated did you think *I* thought it was

BOORISH american politician in Epstein files: (posts AI slop video of having diarrhea from a fighter jet) CLASSY british politician in Epstein files: "bloody hell, it seems I've done a wee on my upmarket trainers"

I can't tell if Chris Cuomo is deep enough in hell these days. I hope he is

the Netflix James Garfield series is a real oasis in the desert for the Whigham heads

lmao dasha got vibe shifted

Olivia Nuzzi: She loved his eyes, blue as the flame. She loved that the sight of something as trivial as a rose could move him to tears. She loved his insatiable appetites and his particular complications and particular darkness. RFK Jr:

Clay Travis needs his teeth rearranged

thinking about driving 8 hours up to Stowe the first week of December like a real sicko

Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there

is this a blazer trying to be a cardigan or a cardigan trying to be a blazer

This is why, no matter how excited you are about gay space crime, you GOTTA call it "alleged gay space crime". Until there's a conviction, all you really have is gay space accusations ( www.cnbc.com/2025/11/14/s... )

real funny read to think that if an edgelord podcast gets you a small role on succession that a giggling interview of an open nazi is the next step

raw milk is rotting him from the inside

lol deadline.com/2025/11/dash...

[near suicidal writer getting paid peanuts by the studio] uhhh. christ. the labubus all get their life force from the ancient, uh Bubu tree. but a. goddamnit. but a mysterious force fells the Bubu tr

I think this kind of sentiment is overstated. The NYT will be fine without Blusky hate clicks. Sometimes a paper just publishes the things they want to publish. People should be free to say "this fucking stinks!"

Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left

why would you choke up on a hammer

RFK Jr and Olivia Nuzzi

RFK: [unintelligible semi-demonic croaking] nuzzi: my god. kiss me

My kid recently watched Back to the Future Part II for the first time, and he immediately thought of making his own version of this meme.

this is the most embarrassing thing ive ever seen in my entire life and there are so many things that compete for that title on a daily to hourly basis

Sarah Kendzior's essential bit is trying to convince you she's the most important blogger of all time

2024: hahaha suck it troglodytes, this thing's gonna be replacing your job and dating your girlfriend 2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4

pleasant irony to this as Trump is always on his phone

hmmm so thanking doesn't work. have they tried increasing their funding

i think Epstein's brother was joking about there being a photo of Trump blowing Bill Clinton. I have to log out now as typing this sentence has given me a traumatic brain injury

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

explaining the concept of nothing to an american: imagine no hamburger

how could you ask America's finest minds to break off contact with a genius like this simply for abusing children?

Private schools should be illegal

going to be a while before "damn my life a moonvie by martian scorsese" stops just floating around my head all day

my least favorite part of home ownership is the unending series of Miscellaneous Annoying Hand Wounds

Remembering the important texts as we have a society-wide debate about pedophilia

see this is something that should clearly be allowed

I can't believe that Rhea Seehorn is 53 and this guy is 37

I've got my dead relative agentic network all set up. my AI grandma is doing my taxes, my AI uncle is scheduling my dentist appointment, and my AI great grandfather was *supposed* to be researching unexplored sea wrecks but ChatGPT convinced him to kill himself (again)

damn my life a moonvie by martian scorsese

stories of lenient treatment in American prisons are like "oh okay I guess they just get a normal amount of food to eat!!!"

why are the patriots dressed up like the colts

John Fetterman hospitalized after feeling light-headed, plugging the spaghetti he was eating into a wall outlet, then catching his hoodie on a ceiling fan and being spun around the room before landing on his face.

The lion does not concern himself with whether or not weed is too strong these days