As seen at the Phillies Game: “Philly Jews Say Free Palestine & Go Phils!”

damnit Liev

every vaguely left-coded conspiracy theory is 100% true until conclusively proven otherwise from now on

"The eyes of the foot ball world are placed squarely upon the city of Stillwater, Oklahoma this evening, as Italy takes on Argentina here at T. Boone Pickens Stadium"

Impossible to contain the bravery of the folks on the Gaza aid flotilla in mere words. Staring down the barrel of an entire colonial military project and daring them to come get you. Astounding

similar to Ichiro having great power but playing for contact, Aaron Judge has a great ass, comparable even to Cal Raleigh's, but which he conceals with loose-fitting pants because it isn't important to his game

Louis CK going off the approved joke list at the Riyadh Comedy Festival and getting the bonesaw is not impossible, merely improbable

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

"Tim Pool's White House correspondent" the United States is so fucking embarrassing man

jesus

how stella got her gpu back

"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered hundreds of the U.S. military’s generals and admirals to gather on short notice — and without a stated reason — at a Marine Corps base in Virginia next week, sowing confusion and alarm in the ranks."

hello fans, I've heard from a lot of you who are upset that I'm doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival [cashing comically huge check] and I think it's so great we're having this conversation [walking into venue] like it's so important [taking mic on stage] to be part of the conversation on these issues

governor threatens teenagers

It's good to see that Zach Woods has only become more powerful and based with time.

democrats if this happened in the US

he hath returned to us

meanwhile constant ads from Ciattarelli around here about how his opposition "is looking out for they/them, I'm looking out for you"

No words. I believed in Ryan. We moved to Oklahoma because he promised that my awful sons Enigmus Rex and Pance would be given handguns in kindergarten and then not be given any instruction on how to use them safely. I bought a shitty gray house in Tulsa because he promised they wouldn't be woke.

The public dawdling problem in our country is out of control. We need a national "Keep it moving" initiative

is this good

I think if Aaron Judge practices really hard and eats a balanced diet he could hit as many home runs as Kyle Schwarber next year

John Middleton is just dying to get rotten fruit thrown at him

pay the man, Middleton, you cheapskate!!!

Middleton, get your old cigar republican ass checkbook out you damn freak

the homer game

John Middleton, you tightly whitey wig wearing freak, pay Schwarber

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 SCHWARBOMBS

The first woman with the gumption to bring back teased or permed hair will be able to control Trump like the rat from Ratatouille

Oh yeah that would’ve solved everything for sure

I don't know anything about the current state of the NBA but I can infer from this quote alone that the Suns will struggle to win double digit games

This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought.

KASH PATEL: you falsify that evidence with messages that are anti-ICE in nature yet? LOW LEVEL FBI AGENT: sure did, boss. wrote the words "ANTI-ICE" on them nice and big, just like you asked KASH PATEL: what

Trump won this district by 58 points in 2024, but Democrats think they've found the answer: a former CIA Director of Bone-Crushing with experience at black sites around the globe who makes "they/them" jokes. His opening pitch to voters: "fuck you, you goddamned idiots, vote for me"

Chotiner interviews Janeway

Presumably meaning he's the one who invites her bull over.

"Sure, I'd be happy to summarize that into text that can fit on a .30-06 casing for you:"

I'm glad you fucking idiots lost your funding jesus christ

pretty sure that if Le Monde calls your trans kid a "fashion week sensation" while you're scaremongering about bathrooms in an off-year Virginia gubernatorial they should just scroll credits on your ass because it's over www.lemonde.fr/en/m-le-mag/...

early reports circulating indicate that the shooter wrote "Jimmy Kimmel is very talented and gets great ratings" on his ammunition

TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL: we NEED to put TURDS in BABY FORMULA! IMMEDIATELY NPR: with the science not yet settled, some parent groups sing the praises of therapeutic turd supplements

well that settles it. prayer doesn't work and god is weak

don't care. they can leave a message. i'm not going to listen to that shit either but they can leave it

Me at 12: why did they make this lady the statue commemorating soldiers and sailors Me now: yeah I'd wage war for those