hard drive search. mandatory

day 2 of severely load bearing mental health activity complete

what a stupid piece of shit!

altitude brutally respirationmogged by oxygenmaxxer

guy who's blood is 30% amphetamines: many people are embracing the sober lifestyle to spend more time working on their AI agents

it's so crazy being in mountain time. every clock says 7:25 and I keep forgetting in the real world it's actually 9:25

ridiculous. hitting kids with your car used to be free

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

I live in the second town in an RPG. Despite our thriving trade with both, the quality of the items we sell here always seems stuck exactly in-between those found in Pleasant Shores and the Wretched Peaks

FUCKING AROUND

I hope AGENTIC AI is the last entirely marketing-borne alternate reality we all have to pretend to humor but I doubt it

I hope AGENTIC AI is the last entirely marketing-borne alternate reality we all have to pretend to humor but I doubt it

American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.

"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."

none of this is true by the way

beginning my training for Mens Relatively Chill Black On Piste (edible assisted)

Today In 1946: The #Phillies hire Edith Houghton as the first female major league scout! Edith began playing professionally as a 10-year-old with the #Philadelphia Bobbies women’s #baseball team! #Women #MLB #History

well. I didn't need to read that

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

McDonald's Shrimp Salad (1985-1986): A garden salad topped hardboiled eggs and mini shrimp cocktail. This offering made national headlines when improperly stored shrimp led to a typhoid outbreak in Maryland. This salad has popped back up in some European markets in recent years

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

Straight up don’t give a shit anymore

mother of god she's Klobmaxxing

Happy Valentines Day from conservative men

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪

did we need an AI image for this really

I will take any O'Hare food/drink recs the skyline may have

can the Marlins really not use Nick Castellanos. it's all the guy wants

I'm too high for this head shape

Gavin Newsom is the NFT of guys

just heard the most insane attempted ripoff of Bon Iver imaginable in this airport bar youtu.be/B7-ofx8vvj0?...

happy valentine’s day

fucks me up every time that they fill in the biathlon shot indicators from right to left

important message i want to pass along about the creamy pint addiction - please watch if you, like many, are still slugging back 4-6 creamy pints a day 👇

Nick Castellanos in the 7th inning after being pinch hit for in the 5th:

I just brought my 18 year old to go vote for the first time and we both proudly voted for Gavin Newsom! It was a poll on who should eat a big platter of horse shit on live tv.

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

holy shit incredible