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the prick with the rooster a few houses down has once again acquired professional grade fireworks and is launching them a whole 30 feet in the air
about 2 hours ago
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treb
about 2 hours ago
It could happen this year
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Michael Baumann
about 13 hours ago
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I think the new years hosts being sloppy drunk was cute and funny for like 10 minutes one year
about 3 hours ago
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we're doing aperol flips. happy NYE
about 3 hours ago
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me: moving in absolute silence, with the utmost care, like James Bond shit, because a child is sleeping in my house my dog: thundering along to follow me like the fucking Rohirrim
about 4 hours ago
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Stan Kelly
about 8 hours ago
Outlook for the new year ...
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jasper pilled
about 15 hours ago
DEPLOY TSAR BOMBA
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got this to make sure none of my mufos were bought by tech billionaires
about 13 hours ago
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about 15 hours ago
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Justin Baragona
about 17 hours ago
Feel the starpower!
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Oregon 🕎🎲
3 days ago
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The thread o’ tweets
about 1 year ago
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The thread o’ tweets
about 1 year ago
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Leif Malone
1 day ago
Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
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Riley Fox
1 day ago
So many classics of the form, RIP to a legend
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Mike F
11 months ago
They need to bring back silent films, so i can make phone calls in the theater without any background noise
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Mike F
5 months ago
mike's hard lemon maze
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Luke O'Neil
1 day ago
One of the best to ever do it
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violentlycar
1 day ago
truly one of the geniuses of posting
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ah goddamnit. goddamnit
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1 day ago
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Patrick Monahan
1 day ago
So, is there a MRS. Scrub Dadd—oh I’m so sorry, you folks have a good night
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mcc
2 days ago
The Second-Order Streisand Effect is a social phenomenon where if a party makes an effort to censor information, discussion and news about the censorship paradoxically leads to an increased awareness of Barbara Streisand, a musician whom most "Zoomers" would probably have otherwise never heard of
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man at least give us a proper hail mary
2 days ago
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hey why hasn't Puka done that celebration yet
2 days ago
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Sean Thomason
5 days ago
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
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Dan of the Year
2 days ago
"everyone grieves differently" Erika Kirk:
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my wife said she was afraid she was practicing "weaponized incompetence" re: me being better at the laundry and therefore doing it most of the time. but I told her not to worry and I thought it was just regular incompetence. which didn't go over great
2 days ago
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this was my favorite reddit post of 2025
2 days ago
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is this just to fuck with mail ballots
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2 days ago
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Emma Berquist
2 days ago
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
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Steph G.
3 days ago
this is the face my dog makes when he eats grass and then the grass gets stuck in his butt while he's shitting
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the grift enabler of record
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3 days ago
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ptklein
3 days ago
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
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ceej
over 1 year ago
Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good
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Dan O’Sullivan
3 days ago
In control of every branch of government, the Supreme Court will rubber stamp anything they want, and they are all calling each other hoes online and trying to slit each others' throats
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what a game
3 days ago
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duuuuuuuude
3 days ago
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lol Burden's second juke ended that guy's life
3 days ago
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I was not aware that NFL offenses were allowed to just keep scoring points
3 days ago
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Raffi Melkonian
3 days ago
Again,
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treb
3 days ago
ehhhrm the eagles did ehhrrmm and then urrrrhmm--
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3 days ago
The defending Super Bowl champions •11-5 • Made the playoffs for the 5th straight year •First team to repeat as NFC East Champs for 1st time in 20 years •Beat Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen and the Packers on the road •Beat the Rams and Lions at home •Have pissed me off almost every week
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skáld
3 days ago
you, an idiot: we should have universal health care me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
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I would have simply covered that guy
3 days ago
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Brendel
almost 2 years ago
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️
3 days ago
Yeah, not doing a “have you considered society is to blame” over the computer that tells you to kill yourself
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I've been combing tiny bugs out of my kids hair all day and still George Kittle's visage disgusts me
3 days ago
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Carrie Underwood: I've been waitin' all day [screaming electric guitar riff] Al Michaels voiceover on highlight: and it looks liiiiiiike. yes. hmm. now you wonder about how, that's, he- he's in the end zone. crossed the goal line
3 days ago
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Sirianni you lucky fuck
3 days ago
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