but did the albanian clinic assess him properly? is there an rct of albanian conversions? i think we're being too rash with this procedure

Paolo Zampolli is the man who, according to the official stories, introduced Melania and Donald. He recently had ICE deport his son's mother to win a custody dispute.

Last year, Dr. Ezequiel Véliz was named 2025 Resident of the Year at UT Health, Rio Grande Valley. Last week, ICE detained him in McAllen, Texas—ripping him away from his family, his life, and his patients.

I shouldn't find this sort of thing funny, but mentions of Kanye West's antisemitic stuff always feel like parody to me? Like usually in situations like this there was a hot mic or an ill-advised joke or a statement whose intent can be debated.

They're flying halfway around the world to have a meeting in separate rooms? Return to office ass policy

This is 100% wrong. Watch the speech. Read the speech. It's all a cheap trick. He's trying to give a wartime speech during peacetime. He's trying to invoke a rally around the flag effect for political gain without any troops in battle.

Advanced Maternal Age is a MEDICAL TERM about HEALTH RISKS associated with pregnancy as you get older. Signed, someone who was Advanced Maternal Age for her third kid.

Updating my birthrate fan chart. Since 1989, birth rates for US women age 15-17 have fallen 87%. For those age 40-44 birth rates have increased 146%. The total (not shown) has fallen 23%.

I actively hate that I can feel this becoming part of my stock vocabulary right now. it's art, it's like a dril tweet, truly nobody was ever doing it like trump

One of my favorite celebrity fun facts is that Emma Stone apparently takes the Jeopardy test every year to get on the regular show and not celebrity Jeopardy because she thinks celebrity Jeopardy is too easy

As sometime who loves politicians and hates the troops I am very offended

….is it tho 😭

Next edition of On War is gonna look like this

what

>Will Stancil had a network of honeypot informants who’d get ice to dump operational information to them >if cover blown, would forward the chats to the guys wives to ruin their marriages

Baby opsec discourse is so back

Okay this isn’t really happening anymore so I can tell you how l had “internal ICE sources”: the 3000 very stir-crazy ICE agents were all going wild on Minneapolis Tinder. Local girls would match with them and string them along for intel. They loved to brag about what they were doing all day

I think this was edited by AI

Apparently, YC doesn’t like “move fast and break things” when it exposes their portfolio companies to civil and criminal liability. What hypocrites

In case you're wondering which side Trump is taking in the "Jews, maybe evil traitors?" debate.

What a month huh

posting pictures of myself with particularly expensive sheep (that i have hired for the day before I return to my cottage I share with four other influencers)

Defrauding investors is the one thing that investors don't like, it turns out

People are going to soon re-scrutinize how Trump met Melania btw

My prime time White House speech denying ties to notorious pedophile has people asking questions already answered by my White House speech

Continues to be the best post of 2026.

Daughter's thing is now apparently reading Calvin and Hobbes, asking us to "explain why it's funny" for each strip, and then responding flatly "that's not funny" when given an explanation. She's read 30 pages of Calvin and Hobbes this way today. She's found exactly two strips funny.

I solved the Thursday 4/09/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 7:44! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...

Our PhD student Kennedy Orwa, who studies applications of AI to health care, was hastily deported today to Kenya along with his 13-year-old son without opportunity to speak to legal counsel. King 5 reports that he held a valid visa that was rescinded without explanation.

Counterpoint: If OpenAI was already profitable its valuation would be much higher

At the risk of sounding like an OpenAI apologist (I'm not! I don't use ChatGPT and I think they're easily in the worst spot of the Big 3), that $111B figure is projected burn through 2030

Kind of incredible that Michael Knowles wasn't one of the five biggest assholes I knew in college

Oh no why are we back to her

He's so smart, he almost reminds me of a computer as smart as a person

That seems unlikely bc this archetype is pretty common. I think he's just better at it.

i am still laughing at the Strategy Cheese threatening the Vatican, lmao

Shit, they're catching on to us. Quick, let's start calling them Tyler

this is the setup of a family guy cutaway gag

In today's headlines: East Village institution Veselka is bringing back its 24/7 service starting April 17.

This quote is so stupid. Sam Altman is not running a giant ponzi scheme - regardless of your feelings on OpenAI he's selling a real product that people are paying real money for.

Nobody assumes the CEO of Toyota must be some sort of brilliant engineer, but we have for some reason developed this collective notion that being a successful tech CEO must make you a tech genius.

Tehran always chickens out

Ok on a serious note, it cannot be exaggerated how bad formalized Iranian control of the Strait is for the world. The entire global economy rests on an American guarantee of free commercial shipping. That guarantee is gone. We don’t know exactly what will happen but none of it will be good.

Continues to be the best post of 2026.

This war went so badly it made Ben Rhodes right about something for the first time ever. Totally unprecedented.

This is either Veep levels of cringe or the start of an amazing ITYSL sketch