At the urging of my office, the FAA is rightfully lifting the Temporary Restricted Airspace. I will again reiterate there is no threat to El Paso or the surrounding areas.

Treat these people the same way you'd treat literal children on this website (ignore them)

Please stop

The replies here almost immediately validate Joel’s concern. Just a whole bunch of ostensible lefty’s/liberals spinning out antisemitic conspiracy theories to justify this framing.

A friend of ours was able to be a test subject for an mRNA vaccine for an aggressive form of breast cancer. Completely worked. It is one of the greatest miracles of science and like 40% of the country turned it into The Jab because they are mushheaded simpletons.

it is in fact very nearly the main thing

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

[TOS VIOLATION]

The largest neoliberal org is the DNC 😎

At least we'll never have to worry about Mathew Foresta scamming people out of donations.

I am pretty sure this is mostly just selection effects

Oh so u hate it when markets are efficient?

I’m going to be honest: I don’t think this market was ever a very good predictor of whether Jesus will return before 2027

There probably isn’t a better illustration possible of what being a reactionary is all about than a website that’s all about how you need to eat “real” food, ie food that is not “processed,” marketed with LLMs.

In fairness to him, that last line is saying "please lose my number"

Ok ok the other hand Charity Martinez's priorities list looks suspiciously like what Schumer's Baileys care about

The gay pornography of a bunch of twerking latinas

This is part of the modern "vibes based class" analysis. Being a barista at Starbucks is considered "fancier" than working at Shake Shack bc coffee is "fancier" than hamburgers. Installing GSHPs is fancier than plumbing bc GSHPs are "fancier" than toilets.

Do you see the purple line and how much bigger it is. That's all the Cool Zone baby

lol

The most important generational divide is Mrs Robinson vs Stacy's Mom

It makes him a politician who understands that the only way the Republicans avoid political consequences right now is if they can paint the dems as unreasonable

We all know why, right?

Ohhhh

Crank convergence is such a waste of the infinite potential of the human spirit; Naomi Wolf shouldn't be running third-tier Stop the Steal derivatives, she should be chronicling how the Catholic Church suppressed the memory of the Primordial Feminine Goddess and trying to translate Linear A.

This is just one of many scenarios that would end this in as little as four swift moves. We are currently teetering at the precipice of oblivion.

3/ “I have never been separated from my siblings and its honestly sad because they are little and they need their mom and sister.” From 14-year-old Ariana V.V, whose U.S.-citizen siblings are 2 and 5 years old. Detained for 45+ days

are we back?

They're calling it the most divorced energy in history

Kid Rock sang about half a Kid Rock song (bc most of his hits are about banging strippers) at this performance btw

My Don't Be A Panican email is raising questions already answered by my email?

Fifth decile gang rise up

What actually happened:

All I've ever wanted is for you to primary Chuck Schumer from the right

Catturd is now boycotting the NFL after having boycotted the NFL since at least 2019. See you next season

1) "AI" was added to this device in 2021, more than a year before ChatGPT was launched. There is no discussion of what kind of "AI" this is. 2) there is no discussion of baseline rates of adverse event reports pre-"AI" 3) both lawsuits are against the same Texas ENT.

Just logged onto Twitter to see superbowl discussion and the first tweet on my feed was a former mutual pushing great replacement theory. Deleted my account. That place fucking sucks.

It's the complaining about the dynamic kickoff that makes this a really great tweet

At last we have rebuilt the offensive line from the classic book "we don't have an offensive line"

I should primary Chuck Schumer from the right

me: *reading “The Lorax”* NOW…thanks to your hacking my trees to the ground, there's not enough Truffula Fruit to go 'round. And my poor Bar-ba-loots are all getting the crummies because they have gas, and no food, in their tummies! toddler: They should get sushi!

Husband just went full dad "you gotta catch that"

I will take the over

I was more of an nsync girlie but same

At last we have rebuilt the offensive line from the classic book "we don't have an offensive line"

Kanye

Jon Bon Jovi, Mille Bobby Brown's father in law?

I sometimes call my son telemachus and last week my husband finally asked why and I explained bc he's the only son of an only son of an only son but also I've been doing it for like 3 years lmfao

The conservative response was so obvious and hackneyed that it isn't even a "controversy," just predictable, incoherent rage