My forever answer to this: instant mac & cheese with tuna mixed in

Maybe it will happen tomorrow

There are no circumstances in which you are better off voluntarily speaking to the FBI without a lawyer. None. Don't be polite and chat. It could ruin you.

I would mock this, but I had Waffle House for the first time at age 22 and fell instantly in love

Coffee Close runner-up: bacon

I sat down with @gregsargent.bsky.social to chat about what, exactly, Dems can do if they win the House. There's a toolkit here to get aggressive: appropriations riders, inherent contempt, impeachment, etc. But they require the political will and that means putting the pressure on them to go hard.

Cool pieces. Last stat is wild: Over the last 2 yrs, among the 46 NBA players with at least 300 FGA in the last 6 secs of the shot clock, Brunson (51.6%), Bridges (51.3%), Anunoby (50.2%), Towns (50.0%) and Hart (47.7%) rank 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th & 9th in late-clock effective field goal percentage.

Admittedly, I had to double-check my spelling of PETECHIAE, but I'm still mad that the Bee doesn't take it. It's a perfectly good word and I feel like it's in fairly broad use.

FUCK YOU SPAIN I WILL NEVER USE VOSOTROS

As I was saying: cosmopolitan!

From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: Cape Verde’s Vozinha says U.S. visa issues stopped his mother from witnessing his World Cup heroics in person. The 40-year-old goalkeeper was visibly emotional on the pitch after the game. nyti.ms/4vW6UsB

The Knicks celebrations in NYC have me thinking an about cosmopolitanism. Living around people who are different from you gives you a measure of humility. Even when you think people are deeply wrong, you give them space to do their thing. They think you’re wrong too!

Njideka Akunyilil Crosby, The Obamas: Springing Forth, 2026 (The first official portrait of them together, commissioned by The Obama Foundation) #Art

Honest to god, I feel like I watched this movie or at least an ad for it

I think this captures the current moment of New York joy amidst federal angst in a way that is especially comprehensible to elder millennials like me Also, I would have absolutely watched this movie on WPIX every other weekend afternoon

it is really important to be loud about this stuff because it's typically kept very quiet to enable people to go "See? Nothing happened, it was just people being dramatic"

I find it fascinating that JD Vance - a man I have never, not once, not a single time, heard make an insightful or informed point on any topic - gets the presumption of "smart" despite ample evidence to the contrary.

The team that does Microsoft Word updates branches out.

his name is henry, he’s 15 years old, and his favorite player is Karl-Anthony Towns

Really good overview of this order from @stevevladeck.bsky.social. This was the first time *in more than five years* that SCOTUS turned down a state's request to allow an execution put on hold by a lower court. Since Kavanaugh replaced Kennedy, the court had granted 21 of 23 such requests.

To be clear, this is what this is: Miller: let’s dial the fascism up to 11 Scarf: respectfully, 7 is all we can get away with

Ms. Rachel: As the American Academy of Pediatrics says, there is no safe amount of time for a child to be in detention. The Dilley immigration detention center must be shut down. We need to end the cruel policies of family detention and family separation.

One nice thing about living alone is that storing plums in the icebox is a pretty low-risk activity

I really want to participate in this, but my brain output is basically a continuous stream of reprehensible puns. There’s nothing here to be proud of.

go ahead, keep posting the photo. his tie will only get shorter

My five-year reunion was fun, but it also felt like a fever dream. I was in a bar, and everyone there was someone I went to high school with, and some of them were going bald.

My dad is visiting, and he brought me a Knicks cookie from, I believe, Barney Greengrass?

Brunson was like the rest of the Knicks' final boss. All they had to do to win a title was to outscore him.

actually managed to beat the severe weather home this time but just watched a giant tree fall onto and collapse a neighbor's patio structure. pretty sure it missed the house but holy shit stay safe yinz

I feel a need for a Seinfeld-style wrap up of multiple narrative threads tonight, like the tumultuous thunderstorm knocks a UFC dude into the reflecting pool and lightning turns him into a Swamp Thing who loves the Knicks

Days after Trump’s $14.2 million renovation for the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, the water is neon green with algae blooms The Interior Department has been saying the algae is “residual” from supply lines that were dormant for eight weeks during construction

the consensus appears to be "yes he made it worse" and now we have a perfect "donald trump drains the swamp" visual metaphor in the form of a nuclear-waste-green vandalized national monument

HELP ME BULLY THE NY PHIL! @nyphilharmonic.bsky.social

that lil baby is gonna turn into a giant mutant duck that fights crime, mark my words

View from the rooftop bar of my hotel last night

The morning after: took an impromptu morning constitutional (Chelsea, Madison Square Garden, Times Square, back down to the Village), & NYC has the most insane energy right now, like the most joyous hangover you've ever experienced. I took some pictures (thread)

the *entire length* of the reflecting pool has a good few centimeters of bright green algae

The black on the bottom really sets off the toxic waste green color nicely

My bodega is completely sold out of both beer and Gatorade, lol #knicksin5

It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight

🦊 + 🐰

Praxis, sister 🙏🌈 #pridemonth

Hoo boy That is NOT what I thought that was

New York City is the most perfectly "American" place in the nation, just one wave of newcomers after another, gradually building up the culture, one remarkable cultural collision after another. MAGA chuds hate NYC not because it's awful but because it disproves every lie they tell about immigration

Allegheny Center. 700 Arch Street - The Aviary. Caller said that two dudes are standing around and staring at people. PD found two Tai Chi students practicing holding poses.

GW never said this and neither did anybody else. The only official symbolism in the Flag Resolution is the stars are "representing a new constellation." The rest is just an iteration on the Red Ensign, and likely the East India Company's white stripes on it. The colors have no particular meaning.

The Andrew Tate article in The New Yorker is as horrifying as everyone's been saying. Very hard to read.

Craziest stat for me The Knicks had the #1, #3, and #5 biggest comeback wins in NBA Finals history In the same Finals

Someone asked which muppet is most out of pocket on Sesame Street in the wake of the Knicks win. While there are lots of good answers, we actually have photographic evidence for this one