for everybody who doesn't already know: if this happens to you and you are in a vehicle with an open diff, you can just lightly press the brake while also giving it gas and you'll get both rear tires to turn (and maybe spin in place).

god damn i hate fedex so much. just the absolute worst courier service. UPS is great, DHL is great, even USPS is great, but fedex just blows. i have never wanted a shop to unionize more than fedex. i swear, a union would go a long way to making them conscientious.

I was going thru passport control/customs in a foreign country once and the x-ray machine screen was visible to me so i could see what the operator saw and as my bag went thru an image of a gun was clearly displayed inside my bag. it was randomly inserted to make sure the operator wasn't asleep.

i wish these guys would tell us who the company is. my guess is it's uber eats but that's only because they have historically behaved this sociopathic.

Portnoy is the only person I've ever heard of here and he's an asshole who always looks like he sharted while doing karaoke.

The stock price of Tesla is totally untether from reality. A 5% drop in deliveries would be massive for a company like Ford or VW, but Tesla reports a second year of declining sales and the stock price goes...up? For context VW sold 9 million vehicles in 2024.

This isn't too far from Estes Park. Almost to the Wyoming border.

A lot of people want to throw Wu off a building and almost none of them want to do it because of her gender or sexuality. I, for instance, would like to throw her off a very low building so that she breaks a tibia or sprains an ankle.

They've always said I have thin skin, but I have something else. I have the thinnest blood. The best blood. Not like Biden. Frankly, his blood looked fat. Not me. You brush me and I bleed like a stuck pig. Doctors say, wow, Mr. President, you have the thinnest blood of any person in history.

captcha of theseus

4 out of 5 doctors agree that moar medicine is always better for you. if 80mg is good for your cardiovascular system then three times as much will turn you into superman. that's just science.

cool story, bro

His floof is light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never bork. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the floof. He is dancing, dancing.

dipshit is wearing a fucking gas mask in a kale field and somehow that's supposed to make white men want to join up. how small does your dick have to be to stand around looking like this.

enhance.

Really curious how I'm personally going to fare here. I was born in Saudi to US parents because my father was part of our embassy to Riyadh. Am I native-born or foreign-born? My mother delivered me in a hospital on a joint US-Saudi military installation. I have two birth certificates.

sure, all that's accurate but also these people are just fucking dumb. i know these people; i am related to these people. they are the same ignorant hicks who thought W Bush would be fun to drink beer w/ and then he sent their kids to iraq to get blown up by IEDs.

Maybe so, but it was DESIGNED by Wm Parsons, the city's chief engineer! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_Ha...

To get all pedantic here, they are scaring the hoes, not hoes themselves. I think that's her gripe here but she's too out of touch to even realize it.

sounds even funnier when you hear it in eric adams' voice.

There was a guy who catcalled me while he was fully in the middle of pooping on the sidewalk in front of a hospital. His pants were down around his ankles and everything.

Jon, it isn't a difference in policy preference that's the impediment here. Do I think she should be imprisoned? No. Do I want her shunned from society? Yes. Fuck her and let it be a lesson to would-be shitheals. BTW, what's Michelle Bachman up to these days? Still a beard to Mr Bachman?

You can't make up shit like this. I dare you to even try. If this was in an episode of Veep it'd get panned as too cute by half. Fighting antisemitism with crypto. It's like he heard about the trope and said "hold my vegan beer."

i don't have the screenshot because it was on twitter but it's the time I informed someone that one of the four base pairs in DNA (guanine) derives its name from batshit (guano). They got so fucking mad at me.

aww man, first james ransone and now isiah whitlock. all david simon's actors are dying.

Acetaminophen doesn't not work for pain. It's a placebo that happens to cause liver damage and kills quite a few Americans every year. The fact it's in a liquid that's 20 proof ethanol however...

man, i can already see where this is going. they're going to stop counting and reporting cases of communicable diseases, aren't they? welcome to the age of baby coffins.

jesus christ. some people who should know when to shut the fuck up really don't. you'd think a lawyer, and one who specializes in nat sec cases, would have absorbed the lesson of keeping one's mouth shut. FFS

Lean in, brother Jon.

almost afraid to ask what BOD is in this context.

once got drunk with the entire english cricket team at a dive bar cum brothel in dubai. i had no idea who they were for most of the night.

oh well if elon thinks it's cool (i can tell you exactly where it'll go from here)

no. fuck you. we're not making fence posts from concrete. that is fucking dumb. fuck you. they weight 150 lbs each and they have to be set in even more concrete. asshole. concrete weighs 80 lbs per sack. fucking prick. just use old drill string.

had they run this photograph in every news story that mentioned him over the last decade we would not be in this mess.

no it is not surprising. the only thing surprising about it they didn't name it after him. israel peace prize is one of those oxymoron names. i can't even keep track of how many countries or organizations they've bombed in the last year.

I hope I live long enough to be around when he has a stroke or heart attack.

wut the fuck? freemasonry? we really need to get those people some firearms so they have real problems to worry about.

have we considered that it might be a bad thing for the US to have destroyed the US intel community? i'm not talking about special ops or renditions but just having access to basic facts about what other countries are doing.

zero sympathy for an industry that is the literal definition of rent-seeking. if their reinsurers don't have the funds they need to be put into receivership and sold off and then barred from the insurance industry. this allision killed 6 people who were doing maintenance.

i think it's great that he want to hang out on twitter. we need to encourage him to stay away from the rough and tumble world of, [checks notes], bluesky?

Is bibi dressing like him to boost his ego like when you mirror the person interviewing you for a job?

I can probably build a guillotine over a long weekend in case plan A doesn't work out. Just wanna put that out there.

$185,000 for a car that's 3 years old is so insane I lack the vocab to accurately express how I feel about it.

bailing these losers out when silicon valley bank collapsed due to stupid bond investments was a huge error on the fed's part. should have covered them for the $250k and let the chips fall.

I thought "sinking the bismark was a war crime" was going to be the dumbest thing I read on bsky today. Silly me.

he's getting IV infusions of something. that's not a blood draw. it could be for a number of different reasons. fingers crossed.

that's a collector's item. it's going to go fast. pun not intended.

Fascinating mind at work there. Top-notch intellect.

RETVRN to buying off voters with whiskey and beer, I say. This is a tradition in america that goes back to the 18th century.

dammit now i want to go sailing.