Tree was making furtive moves.

pennsylvania man fast becoming the florida man of the mid atlantic

they are going to try but all it's going to do is create louder calls to release the files. 6:5 and pick 'em they get leaked if it goes this route.

uhhh, is that *all* they revealed?

chait in particular is easily baffled. can't remember where i found this but i keep it around in case anyone brings his name up.

man i hope he digs in on this. wouldn't it be something if the epstein files brought down the us government not even one year into trump ii

no, that's not even correct on the merits. it's illegal to pay a person under the age of 18 for sex EVERYWHERE in the US.

I sincerely hope that we are very close to getting a former president saying on camera, "I did not have sexual relations with that man."

chat, guess what car i rented for the costa rica trip. correct, a suzuki jimny!!

stole this from @espiers.bsky.social

this is sacrilegious and also dumb. mostly dumb.

"Why is the handle so long!? Stupid hammer."

Oh of course Kara Swisher would be involved in this.

This is beautifully poetic. Who said that love is dead?

is it the same son who leaked deep throat's real identity years before it came out?

yeah but when he said it it come out as "Rie rough roooo"

Jacob Bernstein please DM me, I just wanna talk to you about your second cell phone.

First they came for Sarah, but I had no idea who she was or what she did. Then they came for Patton and I was like "meh, he's funny but so is mark popham."

bro, i admire your blind faith in the goodness of humanity but have you seen the parts of the internet that exist without mods?

I suspect Mark is correct, but it should be easy to trace the source of his funds now that he's dead. There have been so many leaks (Panama Papers, Channel Island, etc, etc) that interested and motivated investigators could have told us by now.

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I still don’t know how he made his money. It wasn’t selling tax minimization schemes; the explainers can sell that shit somewhere else. Nobody gets to be a billionaire by doing what a competent estate attorney does for $500/hr.

Is this a new thing on google search results or have I just been oblivious.

why the fuck would people be searching for the epstein files? they are getting slow dripped into our feeds along with some of the most acerbic critique i've seen since obama was in office. no need to search for them, dummies.

Mass: "They call that the 'abundance agenda!'" NYT: "No, not like that!"

If you were one of the people who answered "about the same" in 2021 I just want to have a talk with you.

God I love Amazon reviews.

wait, wut? i don't wanna overshare here but i don't think i'm the only person who was in his late teens in the 90s who was having sex to this band's music. reminds my of the village people guy saying the band's not a gay icon.

My family has raised beef off and on for 30 years and I can say, unequivocally, this is the most insane thing I've ever seen regarding beeves--I'm including all the times I had to personally band young bulls' testes.

I guess we're just going to get to watch him self-destruct. This is the one time I'd believe it if he said "I'm resigning to spend more time with family" or whatever the term du jour is. Have mixed feeling about this kind of shit. I don't like watching anyone suffer. But he is an asshole.

I don't have the age of consent laws memorized because I'm not a fucking pedophile, but I don't think it's legal to pay a 15 year old to have sex *ANYWHERE*! Good luck with this take bud.

15 isn't barely legal. 15 is very, very illegal. Even if he was raping 17 year olds, and even if he had their "consent" (yes I know children can't consent), it's still fucking wrong for a 60 year old. And it's *always* illegal to pay kids for sex.

Tickets to Costa Rica booked. Now I need to buy insurance. Anyone got any recommendations for travel insurance that covers health, dental, evac, activities like scuba diving and windsurfing and so on? Or any insurance companies to avoid? (Don't suggest I use AmEx. I'm not paying w/ amex)

Going to my happy place and repeating my mantra “I will not short Tesla, I I’ll not short Tesla,” over and over until the urge to buy a bunch of long dated puts finally passes.

Picturing thousands of moms digging through boxes in storage to find those rape whistles they used to pass out at college.

Biggest blind spot maga has is the inability to conceive of the world from a perspective other than their own.

SCHUMER: Look… I know everyone’s worried about this statue facing our gates. But I see this as a chess match between us and the Greeks—and I know chess. Our best play is to move the horse straight forward.

trump's going to wag the dog over this and bomb Lichtenstein or something.

The winklevi twins were done dirty by zuck and summers and that stupid movie. Somehow they ended up the villains in that saga and they were the least sketchy people involved.

One year there was a serial killer at the rainbow gathering and the cops showed up to get him but the hippies wouldn’t let them. They wanted to use the “shanti sena” (peace army) to catch the guy who stabbed a bunch of people to death. That’s what bsky reminds me of some days.

The winklevi twins were done dirty by zuck and summers and that stupid movie. Somehow they ended up the villains in that saga and they were the least sketchy people involved.

Boondoggle ranch. My spidey sense says that's a clue.

whiteness me!

It's a stalking horse to be racist to black soldiers who are the primary recipients of waivers on facial hair grooming standards. Anyone who has ever spent a single day in the military can hear this dog whistle.