I’m so old I remember the time Pitt let the most successful men’s basketball coach in school history walk away from the job.

I am at a work thing. Pitt hoops what the fuck are you doing

AD rips off McAfee’s arms and beats him unconscious with them, Pitt by 3 scores

andrew fillipponi thinks notre dame might win by 30 is the poni jinx gonna work in pitt’s favor 👀

COME ON DOWN TO MASON HEINTSCHEL CHEVY OF MONROEVILLE

I’m not crying you’re crying

THEY CAME TO OUR CITAAAY

Pitt’s game against Notre Dame this weekend is a non-conference so it won’t affect the ACC title race. Pitt could lose 100-0 and it wouldn’t matter for that specific thing. DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT

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SCENIC SCPA AURORA!!!

look sometimes Pat says things and we just kind of roll with them even though they are patently insane it's fine

anyone else out here having learned about discharge petitions from Legally Blonde 2 and being astonished that knowledge is useful in the year of our lord 2025 or is that just me

Maybe it’s just the Humanities professor in me, but let it be noted that events of today (ahem) have demonstrated the value of being able to assess a large volume of qualitative data and do careful textual analysis with deep attention to context.

I know it's not their actual name but I am calling them Penn State-Shenanigans

I, for one, am *shocked* that this government has been behind something that could be described as “chaotic”

Timeline for Pitt-Notre Dame on Saturday: Parking lots open at 6 a.m. College GameDay pit area opens at 6:30 a.m. GameDay broadcast begins at 9 a.m. ACC Huddle begins at 10 a.m. GameDay moves inside Acrisure at 11 a.m. Pitt-Notre Dame kickoff at 12 p.m. (graphic from the Pitt Athletics' Twitter)

OH GOD OH FUCK PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT US DON’T LOOK AT US! I’M NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED TO BE LOOKED AT

QB1 is calling for a blue out, #PittBS.

no, Pat, I just think YOU SPECIFICALLY suck

At the rate we’re going I will have been at the three highest-attended sporting events in Pittsburgh history (2016 Penn State, 2022 Brawl, maybe this game if Pitt opens up SRO)

it is once again cat sweater day. I have gotten many compliments from my coworkers, who are people of taste

Is this *checks notes* tailgate savings time

EXTRA HOUR OF TAILGATING!!!

DON’T LOOK AT US

According to sources, Pitt is still #1 in my heart

I need bisexual lighting sky more than air tysm

love when college football players get to wear non-Latin lettering on the back of their jerseys, here's Western Michigan defensive tackle Mustafi al-Garawi

It’s so cold in Akron and also a Tuesday rn that the block of shirtless guys is like 6 guys and I love and respect them

on this note someone please make this sign and bring it to gameday

oh my god they're promo-ing Pitt/ND STOP LOOKING AT US I'M SCARED

hello to the woman at the Wagon Wheel game who just yelled something to the effect of "what the fuck was that" directly into the crowd mic you are me and I am you

exhibit #139139139139 that Pat McAfee sucks:

just went out to see if the aurora is visible near me because the app I use for it said it might be and right now it is not but I will report back again later if I get another notification

we already HAVE a federal nutrition program that restricts what you can buy with it on nutritional grounds (WIC) and it has low participation rates in part because those restrictions make it difficult to use! restrictions on SNAP spending are about paternalism, not about good food policy

I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here

independent bookstores are the best, imo. (gift link)

AARON DONALD WEEK & GAMEDAY & BASKETBRAWL. TOO MUCH. LOOKING TO HIRE THREE ADDITIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGERS THIS WEEK TO HANDLE. MUST BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND

@boatymcboat.bsky.social @naomiinfeld.bsky.social a song for you!

Me: mess, mess, mess The group chats: Mess! Mess! MESS!! The Commentariat: MESS!! MESS!! *MESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!*

“Siulepa levitating on his way to the basket” I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

trump 🤝 insane clown posse confusion about magnets

public policy works, if we let it!

"The economy" is GDP, corporate profits, and the stock market. "Affordability" is wondering whether paying for your kid's medication means you won't be able to pay the rent.

It seems crucial (and long overdue) that our national political discourse has finally shifted from an obsession with "the economy" to what actually matters: whether people can afford the basic things they need to live.

HI JASON

#PittBS alert: Gameday Location