[comes up for air from way too bloody many Monday morning meetings] USA HOCKEY AND SCORING FIVE GOALS IN OLYMPIC GAMES, NAME A BETTER DUO

US hockey tweet but can be applied to most things in life

happy presidents day

PITTSBURGH EXCELLENCE 💙

who up Prejudicing they Pride

www.maptap.gg February 16 90🎉 92👑 96🏅 98🔥 96🏅 Final score: 956

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

in a better world this ridiculous run would live alongside kevin harvick’s in 2007 but it’s not 2007 anymore

THE OFFICIAL TEAM OF BISEXUALS 🩷💜💙

YAY HOCKEY YAY WOO 🇺🇸

WOOOOOOOOOO HOCKEY YAAAAYYY

Hoping Bubba wins so Michael Jordan can get a Daytona win in the league he just settled an antitrust suit with

Q to Bubba Wallace: "When will you put it in beast mode?" Marshawn Lynch: "It's staying in beast mode"

WOOOOO HOCKEY

Christ, we’ve been doing this too long.

trying to see if this loops perfectly on bsky

AYYYYYYYY

that is very much not a goal for like six months as one but also lmao hit me with an Olympic almost-fight

don’t check your own guy, us hockey!!!

I have an idea for saving humanity that we haven’t tried yet: put women in charge.

WE JUST DID IT AGAIN IN THE THIRD END LFG

USA MEN'S CURLING STEALS TWO IN THE SECOND END GO ZOOMER NERDS GO

since I initially posted this Canada has scored three more goals

working on grad school homework and just glanced up at multi view but DAMN CANADA STOP FRANCE IS ALREADY DEAD

Three‑time U.S. champion and 2008 World bronze medalist in figure skating and commentator at the 2026 Olympics Johnny Weir showed his support for Ukraine by wearing a vyshyvanka (traditional Ukrainian embroidered shirt).

www.maptap.gg February 15 100🎯 91🎉 99🔥 91🎉 75🤗 Final score: 887

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Ten minutes earlier

I am once again amused that The Pokemon Company is out here tossing money for all the Olympic US Men's Hockey Intermission Reports and got Kenny Albert saying Pokemon with a pep in his step

Our real national anthem

opbf and I went to see wuthering heights and I quite liked it Cathy doesn’t deserve Heathcliff (Yes I recognize that they’re both toxic but also she made him that way)

there are college football vibes everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium

www.maptap.gg February 14 100🎯 96🏅 99🔥 96🏅 84🌟 Final score: 934

congratulations Kevin Durant you are an honorary Pennsylvanian

I’d never run away from our love.

MEDALHA DE OURO BRASIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL Lucas Pinheiro Braathen becomes the first South American ever to win a medal in any Winter Olympic event!!!!!

OPBF and I got together after dancing together at homecoming in high school but our first actual date and went to football games with our friends and stuff a lot but our first actual date was to go see Lincoln in the theater it was us and a bunch of old people I have always been Like This

we all know that only works for Illinois State

“IS THIS YOUR KING” actually yes

Watching curling replay and damn if the zoomers on the men’s team aren’t charming as hell like i miss the beer dads but you honestly have to love a hype nerd with a headband

coach narduzzi I need you to offer this kid

Johnstown!

Didn't watch Malinin skate but obv I've seen the result NBC didn't do the kid any favors re: pressure with their narrative around him and honestly I just want to give him a hug and tell him he can try again next time, because he totally can and should

it's even funnier bc the Canadian 100% did the thing the Swede was accusing him of bsky.app/profile/suss...

CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! (I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)

Excadrill says you're entitled to a 30 min lunch per the CBA

“Are you packing?” “No, I’m training for the Olympics.”

When things are going great

www.maptap.gg February 13 95🏆 75🤗 87🎓 80✨ 73😂 Final score: 803