lol walker scobell *really* grew up in the last 3 years #percyjackson

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

dying at the second reveal dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying

he might be old, but at least Danny Davis didn't screw this up

lol taylor's message discipline is hilarious got the plug out in her first answer, before @colbertlateshow.bsky.social can get to it

lol that toby keith song springs to mind

fucking hell

Ted Cruz's doppelganger really trying to catch up in the unlikeability rankings

We now learn that Fifa had a very specific "ask" in exchange for its "Peace Award" to Trump, with loads of gold trinkets, and that was dismissal of a criminal corruption case against senior Fifa officials. And Trump granted it. Another corrupt bargain, barely noticed (and ignored by US media).

assholes, each and every one

lolwut

cut off her WEDDING RING? you fucking assholes

i strongly, strongly believe that good writing is downstream of clear thinking and a strong understanding of the subject matter at hand. without fail, tortured writing comes from writers who don’t know and can’t think clearly about anything.

dad taught me (for good and ill) that you need to be good [enough] at something to enjoy doing it he wasn't completely wrong, and did have a point about having to pay for real satisfaction with labor

Getting to know this legend has been one of the greatest joys of my life and I'm so pleased to introduce you to her with this gorgeous feature from the Inquirer, where she speaks for the first time in over 30 years on her incredible journey share.inquirer.com/XdfXr9

1/ One thing that I think is getting understandably overlooked in the coverage of immigration overenforcement is just how wasteful and inefficient ICE is being even when they aren't kidnapping and caging people who should be with their families. Here's a quick example from my casefiles today:

probably smells about the same, too

They tried to bribe this dude with free sex if he stopped robbing and raping women and he still kept doing it. I would be surprised if CBP's ranks are *not* full of psychos like this. Tip of the iceberg.

This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t... and these are our closest allies!

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looks like she is going hunting for moose and squirrel

What I'm saying is that this 37% group can be *defeated*, but there is zero historical reason to believe that it can be *won over*.

what the fuck chicken scratch is this

spurs enjoying a zima at the game #coys

motherfucker, do *one* strict pull-up first

"According to the Illinois Sunshine Database, Scott, Ald. Emma Mitts (37th Ward), Ald. Anthony Beale (9th Ward), Ald. Stephanie Coleman (17th Ward), Ald. Pat Dowell (3rd Ward), and Ald. Greg Mitchell (7th Ward) have received thousands of dollars in donations from the Sacks"

HOPE WALZ: “What world are we f*cking living in? I draw the line at Gus. You people are f*cking disgraceful.” She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.

hahaha

lol what a night of drops

ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go

lol butker

second bad drop from Gray

This isn’t a difference of opinion. Ilan Wurman and Randy Barnett are straightforward liars.

DAMMIT

trick play pick is a painful way to lose, Wahoos

Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again." Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."

congratulations, Indiana goddamn

ahahahahahahah

hahahahahaha

booo the lawyer beat the nurse

hehe you can hit a returner who's called for a fair catch . . . if you hit him with his teammate

There is no sight that more efficiently puts the lie to immigration “court” than the common sight of children “representing themselves.” Children too small to climb into the chair, children in pajamas who don’t know where they are, children not yet old enough to speak.

YES MAKE HIM LEAVE AND TAKE CARNELL AND CHRIS HENRY'S KID WITH HIM

motherfucker that is a ridiculous play

very normal result

Deeply funny that the Big Ten and Fox spend the entire year branding big noon Saturday and on championship weekend they turn it into a night game opposite the ACC championship game

lol wheeeee