Pretty convinced if I was only allowed to watch one nations national team across all sports it’d be New Zealand.

OH GOODNESS

This is why I can cook incredible things in an oven or the stove but can’t make bread to save my life.

Watermelon* It is like eating grainy cloying water. *there are watermelons from ONE town in north Arkansas I can stomach. IYKYK.

Thsts why we teach the kids to follow the shot.

Looking forward to seeing BSH_EricT and mc79hockey inscribed on the Cup.

Oof am I glad I’m not dating that Tunisian vascular surgeon anymore

Jayceon Rogers, of Brooklyn Park, was last seen on the 2500 block of Sixth Street North around 5 p.m. on Sunday, police said. He was wearing a white T-shirt and beige jogging pants.

Make MRSA Great Again

Rugby 7’s tournament.

If we had good enough memories of HS to want to go to reunions we’d still be on twitter.

THATS A SPICY HARRISSA FOR TUNISIA

What a pretty one touch

Hearing Coast (Ivory)

The Wire. Season 5 was just David Chase trying to lob bombs at The Sun.

“Im from the Midwest. Or course when the tornado sirens go off I’m going outside to look”

I mean it’s on the ground 4 miles away so that’s ok

Brooklyn’s going nuts, I just went to the zoo and walked out with a Pallas’ Cat, they’re not even checking

Hey wanna guess where I am tonight

SOCIALISM BROUGHT NEW YORK CITY A BALANCED BUDGET AND AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP.

Hey so congrats Knicks

Screaming crying throwing up

Fhuffhxsdyiolkhff

Please no one code for the next 2 minutes.

The bingest of bongs to all of you

DAMN so close

ARE YOU LISTENING @athensgrease.bsky.social

Holy crap that left foot

Gol? Gol.

When I was a little kid I thought Gene Shallit and Groucho Marx were the same person

Me walking in to see the patient who’s been waiting on an “emergent” transfer for 32 hours is still here.

“Yes?”

The first trillionaire couldn’t pass high school physics. Cool planet we live on

Hell yes missed this.

If a video was around of me with this bad form I would simply walk into the sea

Well sometimes a little minor thing can just kick you in the emotional nuts. Perfect timing, universe.

So you probably don't need to buy from Pacific Seafood any longer. Their CEO Frank Dulcich is a dumbass.

My sneakers bad My work dirty My Katy lied Knicks in five.

Um…. I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that

Please sir, my heads are talking.

Not a single leg day between them.

Shift one of seven. I made sure they have paper scrubs in my size ready

hey Louisville. new job has less vacation and I’m not going to make bourbon & beyond this year. so if you hear about anyone who was wanting to go but just couldn’t quite pull the trigger on the cost I am ready to make a deal