a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

Catching up on the last Pitt episode and literally having a panic attack imagining having to do that resuscitative hysterotomy solo coverage with only two nurses to help.

Look I’m all in for science but sometimes let us have the goddamm mystery

The Big Cat

Got to be “The Earth Died Screaming”

always remember that u are someone’s greatest fumble

I swear every single person at DEN today was put here specifically by god themselves to make my already foul mood just that much worse

PDX check Sage’s place out. Not only is he a super cool guy but there’s also a reasonable chance you’ll get to meet sassy. Just tip well and don’t be s dick about the line.

Restaurant. I usually can’t even get close enough for spellcheck to save me

Oh HELL yeah

TV went downhill when you stopped seeing “Sit, Ubu. sit!” After shows.

www.trulia.com/home/523-hil... Think moving to a tiny cheap house in the woods in Puget Sound might fix me

Is that Leitch?

Yall don’t want to hear it but HST would get old fast.

On constantly and making that little tapping noise you can’t get rid of

$4.25 as a busboy at the local steakhouse hotel. I got fired for trying to organize the rest of us.

I have a signed letter from Nixon’s Chief of Staff Al Haig thanking my grandfather for his support during Watergate.

Yesterday we celebrated the birth of the Queen of Jazz. Today we acknowledge the birth of the Mother of the Blues. Born as Gertrude Pridgett, you know her better as Ma Rainey. Famously memorialized in August Wilson's play "Ma Rainey's Black Bottom" (whose birthday is tomorrow)

www.maptap.gg April 26 98🔥 92👑 95🏆 95🏆 96🏅 Final score: 953

End of discussion

40 years ago at this moment (1:23:45 AM local time, April 26), the poorly-designed Chernobyl Unit 4 nuclear reactor in Pripyat, Ukraine, exploded and partially melted down during an unapproved, poorly-conceived safety experiment, releasing at least 378,000,000 curies of dangerous radionuclides.

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

For profit? Bar/Record store/movie theater Non profit: SENIOR DOG HOSPICE

Chat should I listen to Talking Heads or Siouxsie and the Banshees at work tonight

Into. The. Sun.

Harrison, AR MENTIONED

Soundtrack: Yeager’s Triumph from The Right Stuff Non soundtrack: Foggy Mountain Breakdown

NICHE FUCKING PODCAST

Well folks if anyone has a high quality pic of the @protecttranskids.university sharks hugging the heart I’m gonna kinda need it

Roll Tide

Horse With No Name by America

The landing gear is overheating mid flight? That’s a new one.

Flying into a different airport for work today and managed to go to the right gate please clap

I’ve been listening intently to this dude having a work call next to me in this lounge and I’ve never heard more influencer/grind speak in 15 min. The signal to noise is absolute zero.

For a flight I take every other week god this seems interminable today. Someone ask me something

Ok hot captain on my flight alert today.

Arkansas, and in particular blue Pulaski County, would like a word.

www.maptap.gg April 23 100🎯 95🏆 97🏅 99🔥 94🏆 Final score: 968 Fuckin France.

“Please don’t put in the paper that I’m pressured”

They really thought he was gonna do anything for them once he got their votes. These people are just dumber than shit

Dads are out cutting it close at the airport

“AI is here, so we have no choice but to accept it” so are immigrants and trans people, but I guess that’s a skill issue

If you don't want shit and piss on the street, you need public bathrooms at all hours. If you don't want needles on the roadside, you need safe needle exchanges. If you don't want to see homeless people, you need to have universal, accessible housing. Etc.