You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.

Normally google image makes me sad missing people or pets. RIP Bar Bar though.

WYD @athensgrease.bsky.social

Getting a migraine at work, do popping a Tylenol. Here’s hoping I don’t catch autism

Non-negligible chance Trump was impressionable on this because the Tylenol murders took place in 1982, the decade when all his lifelong fixations imprinted on his brain.

So I'm assuming that financial journalists are hard at work figuring out who in the administration shorted Kenvue today, right?

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

The world is shit but it’s pretty on the farm

These people have never actually talked to a real socialist. There’s a reason socialists love trains so much

The idea that any country that had a socialist revolution has no autism can be dismissed out of hand

Tylenol is one of the only medications that pregnant people can take safely. When I had debilitating back pain during pregnancy, my only choices were Tylenol or morphine. Making pregnant people feel guilty for using Tylenol is diabolical. Pregnancy is so hard and so scary anyway.

I’ve rarely been more angry about simply having woken up

Don’t forget to fluid load in sick asthma -Huge insensible losses from incr RR + WOB -If need intubation, pos pressure vent results in incr intrathoracic pressure dropping pulmonary venous return ➡️HD collapse -Load early w/ 20-30 cc/kg of crystalloid to avoid youtube.com/shorts/mbOzE... #EMIMCC

Yeah I need to know if I need to go to work tomorrow or not

Potentially the greatest continuity polaroid ever.

What movie do you consider perfect

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

“A time to be born, a time to die. A time to weep, and a time to whatever”

Hey yall. One of my nurses is in need and it’s my turn to respectfully ask for us to run the damn ball. gofund.me/a61e48179

you guys

please stop saying shit like "real christians don't do this." Real Christians do. They're sitting there right now doing it. They joined that kind of Christianity with the explicit intention of doing exactly what they're doing right now.

If St Paul saw this shit he’d beg to go blind again.

What the absolute fuck

In more ways than one, Clinton and the DLC winning in 92 was the worst thing possible. They learned one and only one lesson. Which was “what if we did everything we could to peel off republicans” Now that that’s impossible now they still insist on leaning harder into it

“He was turning left on broken wheels, when he said “Father can I tell the arena how a resurrection really feels?”

It's Rosh Hashanah? Does that mean Jewish people won't be at work? Because we could do the funniest thing..

Good time for me to wake up, the internet’s biggest Birbs fan.

This modern trend of having your hair completely shaved off all around your ears and longish on top looks completely ridiculous to the point that I'm sure someone invented it as a wind-up.

Training Day

Nosferatu

King Kong (1931)

RUN THE DAMN BALL SEARCY

CAN EVERYONE STOP HAVING FUCKING STROKES TONIGHT

Get fucked Hugh Freeze

Standing athwart history yelling “STOP”

Elite run, elite name 👀 Tommy Running Rabbit for 6

Goddammit why do I do this to myself. I don’t even live in Arkansas anymore. Fuck it. Go Dawgs. Go Ducks. ARP and or QUACK

I fucking hate this sport

See. SEE!!

I don’t want to believe

I don’t want to believe

There really were times when I used to wonder why the Charity Bowl never elicited one single news article in its first 17 years of existence. These days I'm pretty sure I know why

Dang, that's crazy. Anyway, we moved our annual refugee resettlement fundraiser to Bluesky this spring, after running it entirely on Twitter for over a decade, started with ZERO followers, took our "shrunken" audiences and beat last year's total by $200,000 in a time of massive economic upheaval

Rush….ing?

Sigh..

“YOOOOOOUUUUUUU want it allllllll but (stomp stomp clap) ….

“You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!”