This attendant is ENTIRELY too peppy for 8 AM

Wadda ya mean I can’t get a hot dog anywhere in O’Hare at 6 am. Thought this was America.

I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead. It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut. No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.

and now, your local on the eights

Arkansas is very similar to this. There are like 7 distinct regional/class accents and if you lived there long enough you can tell anyone who’s 1) family owns a car dealership in Saline County or 2) went to Pulaski Academy.

Hey Oz, wanna take a stab at why they aren’t any OB’s in rural areas/red states?

My good friend is having foot surgery today and is not going to be able to put any weight on the foot for six weeks. Does anybody local in the Louisville area have one of these things that he could borrow for a couple months?

A movie is rare a perfect 10/10?

Using a direct laryngoscope for your first attempt

I think the thing that finally makes me flee is when the democrats end up nominating this asshole.

(Complimentary)

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again when I say if I ever found myself in the position of that doc, they’re gonna have to commit murder number 2 to keep me away

My phone friends are very impressive people

So it used to be 1941 but @worstpossible.world made the scales fall from my eyes on that one. So maybe Always?

4 Lakota men were kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis. 3 of them were taken to what used to be a concentration camp for Native people, and the only people talking about it are other Indigenous people. I am angry but mostly numb, I am so used to this at this point. We are always forgotten.

My god, you want to see an adult white msn throw a fit? Tell him he doesn’t have free lounge access

Tired: Rock or Something Inspired: One Other Thing

Also tamales from a gas station parking lot in Questa, NM after descending 4000 feet down a mountain in a thunderstorm on a bike with brakes that stopped working every 2 minutes

I had an incredible mutton fry bread taco in a literal shack outside of Monument Valley at sunset with a Dine elder

No matter how shitty you think Arkansas Republicans are, I can promise you they are MUCH worse. Just detestable pieces of rotten dogshit.

I am not sure a black shirt was the best outfit choice here for Louis Mosley of Palantir (and grandson of Oswald).

Go Canes

If the Pitt was brave they’d have an entire episode that’s just low back pain at 3am and medication refills.

Experts in authoritarianism and tyranny: "Fight them at every step. Do not give an inch or you will lose and they will kill you." Democratic Party leadership:

Peggy Hill Says Trans Rights Now

Bunch of people who saw “Cabaret” and thought “if only they were nicer to those kids in the streets and Sally showed less leg everything would be ok”

Someone get these people in the DoD a YouTube video on Simo Häyhä

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social look what do I have to lose, I’m all on board as the physician spokesman for your medical grade bends company

Begging the White House to please stop fighting with the country that makes legos

Oh god it wasn’t a bit

Word on the street is that DHS is staying at the Porter Hilton at 1355 SW 2nd Ave, Portland OR and there are going to be noise demos tonight between 11pm and 5am and every other night until they leave!

If it happens while I’m sleeping off a night shift I expect every one of you that has my number to blow my phone to wake me up. I ain’t need to sleep through that

The NYC nurses aren't just striking for better pay for themselves, but for safe staffing so your loved ones can receive better care, for the ability to screen any new AI tools before they are implemented knowing that AI can never replace a nurse at the bedside, and for improved workplace security

Moved around a lot so the main ones: Buffalo Ohio Arkansas Gasconade James Thames Pomme de Terre Willamette

It’s only Monday morning but I know people are having a rough time. Drink some water, rage if you have too, breathe deep, fight when you can. I’m going to bed but I’ll check on you this afternoon my dears.

I’m at the point now where yeah I’m sad this person has an irreversible injury from not coming in when they initially injured themselves but I’m more upset that I would have gotten to do something really cool if they had

Folks, is it good for your regime consolidation when you attempt to politically prosecute your central bank head for not lowering interest rates when you want him to and he responds with a video saying "fuck you come and get me you dying corrupt son of a bitch; fight me." That's good, right?

Doh birds

Happy birthday to @502eire.lol!!

Cultural food-sky question. Has anyone ever had jam cake? If so where are you from?

New "actually I can't sweat so it couldn't have been me" just dropped.

Dummy you just cost your offense 28 yards with that pick

KITTY

…in the skyyyyyyyyyy

I did not have “the New Hampshire Episcopalians are preparing for martyrdom” on my card for 2026 yet here we are