I have watched enough dash cam videos from Russia to know America going above them is very, very bad.

I know that I put an assortment of dressed up plastic skeletons in my yard for two months out of the year, but damn, my neighbors Christmas decorations are tacky this year.

It’s very funny that the stranger used a pic of the visiting Timbers Army to illustrate pride at lumen field.

✨🕯️ Here in our dark house, walking with lit candles in her hair, comes Santa Lucia 🕯️✨

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

Things we learn: 1. Bovino's existence is the result of chain migration, which MAGA wants to ban 2. His family arrived legally under an immigration law MAGA wants to repeal 3. His father killed a woman while driving drunk, a crime for which MAGA aims to deport immigrants And much more. Read it.

the thing i resent AI the most for is how much more often i experience ✨suspicion✨ in my day to day existence

Vicious

erika kirk looks like the type who would scream WITCH at a random person on the street

Timon living his best life

I never realized how much free IT work I would have to do for my parents as an adult. I hate it.

Nightmare so bad I need to stay up for a bit so I don’t fall back into it. My brain is a fucked up place.

Remember that Mark Cuban owns a private healthcare company, so he has a vested interest in healthcare staying privatized in the US.

The solution to Mark Cuban is the same for all billionaires: eat them. Make Mark into a Cuban Sandwich.

Well, on the plus side, Mark Cuban is putting in the work required to convince people that he is not, actually, "one of the good ones".

Some folks are shocked that the "good billionaire" Mark Cuban is against M4A. Perhaps, just hear me out here, there is no such thing as a "good billionaire?" Just like there's no such thing as "good cancer" or a "good wasting disease" or "good Logan Paul content."

Just a reminder, Mark Cuban is a billionaire. Billionaires are NOT your friend. They only care about themselves. Money is the only thing that matters to them. So ignore anything/everything they say because all of their opinions/thoughts are inspired by greed.

Does Mark Cuban Cost Plus Drugs™️ need to exist with universal healthcare. No, it does not. He’s a rat fucker like 95% of the other billionaires.

Now we see the filthy rich Mark Cuban appear. He stands to lose profit from his drug business and investments so he's pulling out all the Republican propaganda. Socialized Medicine works everywhere else. Yeah, taxes go up, but your insurance payments go down, and everyone is covered.

I forgot to block Mark Cuban. My bad.

The kitten’s new hobby is going around the other side of the pop cage, head down, butt up, in hunting mode, and then running around it as fast as he can to me, leaping onto my lap and then up to my shoulder.

Oh no, if you happen to be in the area, please keep a look out!

Watched a guy park his cart behind this cybertruck and walk away at Costco 😂 The cart return area was ten feet away too. 😂

Just once...I'd like to do that super dramatic full body stretch you felines do without hurting myself. It looks like it feels amazingggg ;_; ....lucky kitties >_>

"hey, we've already started the meeting, can you join?" Why do we have a specific start time if you guys just want to start whenever you want?

The reporter also asked about bandaids and Leavitt responded about hand bruises from "shaking hands" and taking daily asprin. What about the need for bandaids? Or is Melania putting bandaids on his owies to make him feel better?

One of the most foolish looking things I ever see is men in dress shirts putting on a t shirt over it. You look stupid. Why can't you just wear the damn jersey?

Karoline Leavitt looks very North Korean coded today.

Holy shit, Kristi Noem left an FBI & Counterterrorism meeting to go attend a meeting that was cancelled and she didn't bother to get her ass back to her prior commitment. This administration is so out of line and believes they are above any consequences. They are probably right, but damn.

The rep from Oklahoma is mad that the federal government gives money for "snow movement." His argument is why should we move snow when snow melts. Guessing this man has been in Oklahoma his whole life because this sounds just like someone who went to school in the #48th ranked state for education.

Even the Fox News closed caption writer thought Trump said that he loves "minors"

An answer from a recent Q&A regarding this six-foot long octopus carcass-devouring reptile that had me in tears

Why am I hearing from either of the Clintons at this point? Release the goddamn Epstein files.

$71 at Edgefield seems steep for a show. Am I out of touch these days?

Searching for vertical video is the funniest damn thing Gen Z could be looking for in regards to porn.

I’ve posted this before but the light was perfect today- a little Victorian cat paw in a brick at the front of the old Norfolk & Norwich Hospital. As this is on the front-facing corner of the main gates, the bricklayer quite clearly put it there on purpose, at a height where children would spot it.

...are we just allowed to take over another country's ship? Isn't that piracy?

I still haven't seen the bills for the ER, my hospital stay, and surgery. But my portion of the bill for them ripping the stent out is $115.40 out of pocket. Gonna be a lame Christmas when all this comes thru.

It doesn't even look like the "department of war" has enough ink. You really trust their AI?

"If you like books about faith and redemption..." no, no, thank you.

I keep having to justify why I want to go to conferences outside the USA and the simple answer is "Many of the people it would be helpful to talk to are no longer able to enter the USA"

I bet they are telling him he's the best one they've ever seen. That's so much sadder and funnier

I should be allowed to take any dog I want from the dog park

Why is Trump doing a random Dec 9th rally?

If you're cold they're cold Bring them inside

Neo has been yelling/crying for 10 minutes…he was literally sitting next to the heat vent trying to get it to turn on.

Possum o’clock. This is Australia, and this is a Ringtail Possum.

Every time I see Erika Kirk in the news, she's giving this energy.