I am always so mystified when other parents don’t go to the library. What do you…do with them??? Mine killed two hours there today, and then we came home with 10 books each that is going to buy me hours of peace. Why are you not quietmaxxing your parenthood lol

Instead of asking chatgpt, why not ask a librarian? You'll get real answers and they won't tell you to kill yourself.

Ai is like that kid in class who always puts their hand up even if they don't know the answer

Say what you will about the Dems, at least they’re pretty easy to drive out of office when they get caught creeping.

The hyperrealistic art of Huang Jianbo

Cute miscommunication 😻 Cat headbutt: Love Goat headbutt: Play

Gonzales is also resigning. This is, of course, to get ahead of the expected expulsion vote. It would have been tough for many Republicans to vote to expel Swalwell (which they were eager to do) and then turn around and protect Gonzales. The writing was on the wall. He was going to be sacrificed.

Doordash delivery for cancer treatment... in a car... with gas at over $4/gallon bc of trump's stupidity.

How much money was a door dasher paying on tips - which is still income - that she thinks this will be a godsend for her husband's cancer treatment?

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I should be at home reading my book

The Alaska gate agent is giving us affirmations. I don’t know if this is good or bad.

cybertruck owners are achieving levels of unfuckability scientists previously believed impossible

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the first printed suit lining i've seen that i like. fabric is from carnet. can obviously be used for suits or sport coats. from my friend RJ, a fellow bespoke fan and cat lover tacky? yes, but no one ever sees the lining and it's cats in tailoring

Different day…different Neo?

"no nazis" and "no sexual predators" is not purity testing, it is the minimal standard for humane conduct.

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Feels like Phil had nothing to do with that and he looks far too relieved.

Did he step back into the field to get his yellow? MLS is ridiculous.

Phil looks lost. We should give him a map to help him get back to England.

SA is very hard to prove legally and it's nearly impossible to get a conviction. Plus it's very humiliating and traumatic. So demanding that victims go to police and courts as proof that it happened is very unrealistic.

Pretty sure commentator just said Phil NevilleS…

People demanding police reports for Swalwell's behavior🙄 When I had my last incident, I thankfully wasn't assaulted - he rreally tried. When I was in the police car, another cop got on the radio and asked if I was hot. We have our reasons for not reporting. I didn't report the first out of shame.

Did coming to the Timbers kill Pantemis’ international career?

Never respect anyone pretending that they got hit in the face. It is shitty behavior and I hate that a player on our team fakes it.

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Pants looks like he is in toddler jammies he got in his Easter basket

I don’t know why but Velde does not excite me at all.

Perfect timing to read this

Do y’all break our keeper?

Car in front of us 🤣🤣🤣 Whales clapping: send more billionaires! The water's fine!

It would happen less if coming forward didn't have such a high chance of destroying your life, so you'd speak when the stakes were lower. If you want less suspicious timing, don't participate in an accuser's destruction.

Taking out the trash in the replies but for those I've yet to block: "Isn't the timing convenient?" that's what happens when you realize you're going to have to come forward NOW or the villain of your story will have even more power and it's now or never.

me, emotional: i want to see them get out of the spacecraft, completing an almost unfathomable feat of human collaboration and engineering but also me: what if they're werewolves now

I know this is a highly engineered piece of equipment but it's also very cute. The balloon crown makes it look like a cartoon character

The longest part of a travel day is waiting for your ride how from the airport. So I really feel for these astronauts.

Saying hey buddy to all the cats who watched the splashdown.

Tilly ‘helping’ Artemis II to splashdown safely

a couple hours ago the "artemis + cat" tag went from being the stuffed sailor moon cat in capcom to cats attacking the splashdown on tv and i love that for us

Kirby concurs

I feel bad I am not home so Neo could have watched this

Moving objects!

I love that lunar capsules are irresistible to cats

They were surrounded

One of the Navy guys almost slipped off the porch 🤣

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

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