literally a psyop by the British dairy board to trick people into eating blocks of cheese for lunch bsky.app/profile/slim...

By their own numbers, almost 50% of what Bluesky moderation gets up to is just manually labeling replies as rude. 👍

talla tonga

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he said that "you never bring the real sword". and then he brought the real sword

sometimes you see somebody scolding you about american politics and you look closer and they are literally british. if i was in charge you'd get banned for that. canadians would catch a warning and a 72-hour suspension but it would be zero tolerance for british

"Luchs speaks five languages: English, French, Italian, and some German and Russian. She approached grasping Gen Z parlance like she was learning another language. ...An Instagram commenter wrote: 'She’s so natural with it too like it’s not even cringe.'"

people are like "more cis guys should turn into trans girls" and i agree but crucially i think "more cis girls should turn into trans girls" is also true and real in a sense

vibe checking bsky with this one

This lovable fucker is going to drink all your paint! Got a fantastic new icon from @repoghost.bsky.social !

You have been visited by PWG Sofía Vergara repost PWG Sofía Vergara and receive good fortune or ignore PWG Sofía Vergara and be cursed 🤼‍♂️

yesterday i was saying to myself "if only there was some way to the existing nintendo game the legend of zelda: the breath of the wild! but there's no way to do that. it's impossible." but ive clearly been proven wrong today. there is finally a way to play the nintendo game the breath of the wild

Susumu Hirasawa

going for a drive 🦝🚘 #furryart #furry #art

Andrade i know you mean like....this is from the match but this makes it seem like Swerve was doing sOMETHING ELSE to you.

This rhetoric is so tiring every time I see it.

tranquilo 🧿 (mexico '66) 🎨 @sumiaou.bsky.social

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yeah i’m getting pretty into burrowing lately. yknow like digging a little hole and — and living in it, yeah. yeah me and like four or five other critters we get down in there and we sleep in a little pile and it’s just nice, yknow? relaxing. what? no well i mean it’s not *not* a sex thing

You probably heard that the Tour Down Under was interrupted by kangaroos last week. So I ranked the countries where cycling's top races take place by how much it'd suck to encounter the national animal at full speed on a bike.

AREZ daclon’s neck was broken but he put his head back in place and fixed it. The people’s champion.

awesome that this titantron graphic looks like a logo for the worst IPA you've ever tasted

before i ever knew who it was or had possible speculation on who it could be, the first moment i heard vocals on this theme i just went "Nope" fully audibly and clearly www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRUV...

The core motivation of modern online centrism is nostalgia for school

This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk

Saw the 6'1 here and burst out laughing

Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.

sometimes you have a thought and you have to see it through to the end

Samoa Joe is 5 years older than Briscoe or Ciampa, but also he's like 15 years younger.

Xi Jinping: (in general, England has many cultural products we also enjoy) Keir Starmer: haha yes. Yes. Of course. And we, I loved Hong Kong Phooey. Did you ever see that one. Here, look. He was a dog who was a custodian, I believe. But also he did very much do Kung fu

hello I am launching my very own podcast with @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay where we (mostly casually!) chat about car culture in the decline of the American empire, auto racing, and industry news interspersed with tales of our former auto journo careers. we call it TRAN GIRLISMO

guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today

Juri Spread #fanart

Here you go Smackdown October 17th 2002

I interviewed over half a dozen ICE and Border Patrol agents who describe an agency that sounds like Reno 911! “I thought federal agents were supposed to be clean cut but some of them pass around a flask as we are watching a suspect,” one told me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads

its morgan monday. but i’ve mostly been drawing episode 2 guys recently. #otDevil

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

Feels great to finally get to write about some good news. defector.com/heartwarming...

you could even make a reality show out of it

lol

Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.

Been trying hard to remember that human is a kind of animal and that you can’t be a human without being an animal. You can forgo your claim to that species if you want. But feeling connection with other species, to soothe the animal our culture tried to destroy, is literally something only humans do

i only post things no one asked for but me from now on