its kind of wild how literally anytime we find out anything at all about elon musk it is somehow more pathetic and evil than the last thing.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO i was due for good news

hey man you ever see a picture of your girlfriend and be like oh my god shes so fucking hot what the fuck because. yeah.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 29,1948

fighting game character where theyre a puppet character but you control the puppet instead of the puppeteer and their specials and normals are the puppet dragging the ineffectual puppeteer into moves, using them as a projectile, etc

God: Hey. Gabriel: Hm. God: Who's that down there? Gabriel: That's Cowboy Dan, sir. God: Who? Gabriel: He's a major player in the cowboy scene, sir. God: The cowboy scene? Gabriel: Yes. God: What's he doing? Gabriel: It appears he's trying to kill you, sir. God: Oh. Okay.

making my Hitman-like, where rather than being a secretive assassin for hire you are instead sent from the future to take out specific targets in the past to change the future and get lil vignettes after each level talking about what changed

gonna try and do a game a day till i forget and/or run out

fucking suck it chotiner

good apollo, i'm burning pod IV

im going to fucking bed. fuck this shit man

so im like 80 floors into Void stranger, and heres the thing. heres my thing okay. I like both the things that happen every time i close the game down and then boot it up again. and i also like the puzzles. i do not know if i like these two things together

i would kill and die for stew goblin. its how they get the meat for the stew

you know what. 2025 sucked fucking ass and 2026 is shaping up to br worse but: at least no one is trying to tell me 2mello is good anymore. we take those little victories where we can get them

doing real fucking bad tonight folks. its been a dogshit fucking month and week and now my ideations kicking into high gear and i gotta be honest having my brain constantly loop everything back to be about how i should k*ll myself is really fucking exhausting

i'm relistening to Shelved by Genre's gene wolf arc and i love so much that Cmrn's C3P0 'oh my word' voice is INDISTINGUISHABLE from Alpha from Power Rangers. if he went ay yi yi! in that voice it could be a clip from the show

char aznable? bad guy. quattro bajeena? good guy. its that simple

*arcade stick slams somewhere in the venue and someone's like FUCK* the venue:

SATAN, THE ACCUSER: Your humble servant Job is a college student with MAME on his computer who thinks Mark of the Wolves and Last Blade are the coolest games ever. I propose putting his faith to the ultimate test... GOD: You may proceed.

starting a new podcast called "better than the book" where i read a book first and then watch the movie and my cohost does the opposite and we talk about which was better

here’s a linktree of vetted community-run minneapolis mutual aid funds ranging from wide housing, legal and food organization to regularly updated lists of requests for individuals and families in need. if you have something to give and don’t know where to push it rn linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid

rting as ice kidnaps at least eight people i've heard of tonight and shoots another one. tear gassing and flash banging people, rubber bullets, all of it

theres just some games that have the Doom Effect where i see or even think about them and go FUCK i should play that. halo's got it. doom 1 and 2 got it. Dig dug does not have it but touhou does

Ramza Beoulve: So “broth of bean” is actually a pretty good egg white substitute, you can whip it up and make vegan pisco sours All the people who were mad about the aristocracy before: (cheers and celebration)

the thing is when you think about every warframe is transgender. no i wont be justifying this

i'm going through some albums i missed in 2025 to finish up my album of the year and: man the demi lovato album's so mid but Say It goes so crazy

literally no

god its bullshit that this site doesnt have polls. anyways if you had to spend your life either a) always talking like a carnival barker or b) always talking like an auctioneer which would you pick

man i picked a rough couple days to me unable to get out of bed with a migraine

i saw someone talking about pretending taylor swift's "Wood" is about a masc lesbian and girlie no we have actual good music to pick from what are you doing

man i miss my fucking girlfriend

guys im being bullied by winrar

Beatrice and Erika Umineko at the Phillies game

who do you think slings better dick, char aznable or quattro bajeena

welp 1:12 is accidentally my new personal best by almost a full second. alright then

goddamn they arent even bothering to manufacture consent anymore huh

the beauty about coen brothers movies is their thorough understanding of Just A Little Guy. from detestible to admirable. fargo for example is about multiple different kinds of Just A Little Guy and the ways they are bastard men who fold in an instant

my new years resolution is to get so rich i can pay winrar dude. one of these years i promise

man i need a new podcast in the vein of 'people watching full seasons+ of TRULY dogshit television'. i need that stockholm syndrome moment of the hosts searching for anything redeeming and slowly becoming more unhinged

god i want a good new vallyrie profile game so badly- *sees indivisible and get in the car loser* no not like that. maybe i just want to play valkyrie profile again

do you think orochimaru developed that crazy long neck shit for the insane dicksucking game it enables or do you that that was merely a side benefit

dude im playing stranger of paradise again and: i am fucking GAMING

him: ahh... truly, each of us can only walk the path laid before us. We must follow our path to its destined end and receive what has been preordained for us by God. me: john calvin you get so fucking weird everytime we play chutes and ladders. can you just roll the dice and go

i think my life would be a lot better if i were a muppet. but like. nothing else was different. i thing being a being crafted of felt would fix me. at a bare minimum i could flap my arms and yell like kermit can

okay so normally i dont bother to turn the heat on (because im an insane person who likes the cold) but i gotta be real i turned it on before i took a shower and it is SO nice not to die of hypothermia coming out of the bathroom

Happy birthday to a man who was so gay he never recovered. You’re an evil bastard and I hope you enjoy your mapo tofu in hell. 🩵 👑 ✝️

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