when i worked for what was arguably the biggest forum company on earth (actual forums, not reddit shit), the gleefulness in which our executives walked into the burning building that is AI was truly something to behold.

people might argue less if we renamed the genre from fighting games to playing them

truly no idea why i made this

idtech thing is crazy like at the very least you plug those people into other teams to make other engine tech work better. they are like your 10x and 100x employees. insanity lmao

man i wanted more obsidian fallout but not like this lol

every tournament and convention should have an air purifier by the entrance not for covid but because if the the fan starts working overtime and the air quality light jumps from light blue to dark red they kick your ass out

firing 100,000 artists to fund a text generator which says "that's right! orphans are an underutilized source of biofuel"

anyway fuck microsoft

anyway throwing a prediction out there: aaa games for the next 4-5 years are going to focus on faster turnarounds using already existing assets/IPs similar to RGG studios, but at a larger scale. they already kinda did this, but everyones gonna double down imo

every one of these stooges will fuck up the same way, but shareholders always gamble on that magic big number because what if you hit it? if you buy a lotto ticket, go for the mega millions instead of the state lotto. either way you're playing the same game.

lol they made the youtube subscriptions page worse again by making it so if you want to see most recent you have to scroll down an entire page past shorts. one step short of never being able to see sub videos in chronological order

twitter is a slot machine for posting but instead of winning a jackpot you win 'Jack Shit'

if gaming hardware companies become digital landlords, they should let us spray graffiti on store pages to lower our subscription fee

any time i hang out at eagle

i'm badguy fieri and we're rollin' on out looking for america's greatest diners drive-rushs and divekicks

aegis reflecting pool

the computer i built for like 2k over the course of two big purchases, 1k of that in last year, would retail for like 5-6k now what the FUCK lmao we gotta send the AI people to the hague this is insane

every time i see tokon footage im more and more convinced its just p4a but your persona is three other characters. like yeah you can tag into them or whatever, but every mechanic otherwise is just persona 4 arena.

mina review: its a cool game if you like secrets. you can really feel the conversation the designers are having with you. there is a general consistency to them. i have a couple gripes with them overall, but excellent game if you like hidden goodies to find.

idea stolen from the replies but

I had to get this out of my brain

slept through the xbox thing seems like i made the right move

video games are complete. the generations long project to make interactive media has now concluded. we've done everything we set out to do. you can go home now. enjoy a nice book and pet a dog.

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my old job involved telling people how to run enormous communities and this is by far your most important rule, because it means no one can be a little shit and skirt them. communities moderate themselves purely on vibes. ban your toxic shitheads and just be done with it.

omg i found all the shitty memes i made for twitter

i keep getting ads about how data centers help lower energy costs and they cite a wapo article thats like "heres how they could maybe in the future if you squint really hard" and how oregonians should love them and im like they gotta be 10x more evil than we currently know

you want a bunch of people to yell at you bc you stood behind trump and have planned your public heel turn (when in reality you lack any human substance and have long abandoned all morals for financial gain) where you blame lefties yelling at you on a site no one uses. heres your ammo man. enjoy.

the only thing hesgeth throws is up

damn new vf looks tight af

idea

dug this out of storage and have zero recollection as to how i obtained it💀💀💀💀

something i admire about street fighter is being an intellectual property riding on the coattails of a game that established an entire genre while not meaningfully improving over 30 years and also aegis reflector

the xbox thing is so funny. i worked for a company that rebranded everything to lowercase and then back to proper capitalization a year later and i was responsible updating half our website. it's a ton of menial work and a bigger pain in the ass for something that no one cares about.

a spacecraft parking lot, or as i like to call it: the science-fiction bay area

relevant anecdote: in 2011 i was told to nerf evelynn into oblivion because the % players who permanently quit league after losing to her was an extreme outlier. i nerfed her "reasonably." internal feedback said it wasnt enough. that's why she was nuked and how she lost her stun.

thank god i can still sell my romantic hot sauce on kickstarter

telling a crystal ball to not scry the realms of madness while researching if hi-potions cure appendicitis

google dot com "how late wendys open"

stunning revelation: political staffer posts engagement bait under their boss' twitter account; bluesky takes it seriously.

rian johnson was the best thing to happen to star wars because it resulted in us getting the knives out trilogy

hulk animates so weird for a big body

can someone tell me why the prize for evo japan is a scatter plot?

at this rate im going 2-0 at evo without ever attending

woah didn't hear about the attempt. crazy that there's a place named butler in pa

graphic design is my passion etc etc