programming like i'm writing epic fantasy. yeah this is like 10k lines. no it doesn't result in anything meaningful. i've invented a complicated magic system where an internal variable has the same name as a completely different player-facing currency.

Have you found the chat? It's on Discord. It's literally on Teamspeak. It's on Matrix with ads. It's literally on IRC. You can probably find it on Zorp. Dude it's on Poosi. It's a Shrekk server. It's on Skok. You can chat with us on Skok. You can go to Skok and chat. Log on Skok right now. Go to Sko

i have a lot of complicated feelings about 2xko and riot but like, the investor class is the devil

well thats a lot of bad news to wake up to

you simply have to hand it to bird based teams: theyre good at beating the patriots. probably.

ai is such a good product. this is why all of the ai commercials were about the greatness of reality, and all of the commercials made with ai had nothing to do with ai.

the ai industry, top to bottom, is a pyramid scheme expressly built around selling shovels

today's connections is hard. at a loss as to why this one didn't work.

every day the news and my aunts and uncles tell me portland is a crater and every day i walk outside to get a cup of coffee and look at cool trees and shit in a park

this is the only 23 and me that can accurately depict my origins

chuck schumer: i condemn Elgorath the Forsaken Prince for entering his final, demonic phase with three additional health bars; but we shouldn't rise to the bait and attack the glowing red weakpoint on his chest.

its called marvel tokon because arcsys are tokon a really long time to reveal more characters

has there ever been a sequel to a game where the main character is the same person after a 10 year timejump but now theyre the opposite gender and there is zero explanation and everyone around them just treats the situation normally

a guy named "demon" who has spent decades mastering forbidden assassination techniques and eroding his soul in the limitless pursuit for ultimate power: foolish whelp, you shall know endless suffering! a mexican girl with two really big sticks: this is fair

just saw someone talk about a twin stick shooter with lots of enemies and bullets like: "ive never seen a vampire survivors like but with aim and shooting" and im going absolutely insane

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

at this rate we're gonna learn epstein met with capcom a week before they announced gems in street fighter x tekken

when you play guilty gear you have to be one of these two people. i dont make the rules.

elon saying trump was in the epstein files because he was a witness and participant for the same crimes tracks entirely yeah

making videos games is hard. gotta write in a secret language to make images do stuff when a person being i dont know presses a button. its actually kind of fucked up.

got a tummy ache and now i am gods weakest soldier

my copy of stardew valley is really pulling its weight this month

some small part of why i think some dems in office are like "we need to reform" or whatever is like, they voted for this shit for their entire lives. they are seeing the fruits of their own incompetence. their ego cannot handle the fact that they gleefully offered our devils a sledgehammer.

my brain looked at a bunch of lightly sauted vegetables in a tiny amount of olive oil and manifested the phrase "healthslop" i think im more cooked than the food i just made

while this might be crazy talk, i think the news should be good instead of bad

this is such a hedge bc theyre gonna say its obeying the laws the instant trump is gone or the pr stops being bad

"abolish ice, abolish ice" okay okay. im giving more tax credits to oil companies and buying land in antarctica. what more do you want?

oh no the cops arent protecting us against the secret police after a half-century of giving the cops more money. what if we also gave the secret police more money too. that will totally work.

america really is at point where the local knitting club is plotting supply line disruptions against guys who dropped out of clown college because it wasnt racist enough

8 days in and this year is already fucking insane

this is the worst post ive ever made and its not even close

i love gdq with all my heart but every year i tune in it feels more and more like a dnc fundraiser run by gamefaqs posters

logged on and saw the news. got really fucking mad. logged back on after doing a bunch of shit: still really fucking mad!!

if ai is a pen why cant i steal it from a doctors office

AITA for destroying the moon to win a fist fight against a young child?

[every nation watcing the downfall of the US like its a crumbling building] man thats a big empire. good thing im directly under it for this incredible view.

gonna be a lot of dems that wont say a peep about elon but they'll keep going on about the epstein files. most basic moral litmus test on if they only care about polling slam dunks and not like, actual human souls.

ok its not actually the new year but minutes ago i have received 45 dollars worth of beef and some vanilla pods for free. good sign for 2026 i think

2026 is going to be my year. i am a billionaire and i have purchased all rights to the year 2026 in perpetuity.

not a single person has been mean to me. skill issue

ok thats it. im done. im out. this is somehow the line for me. i no longer desire the concept of brands. if you want to make a cookie and call it an oreo, fuckin' do it. i do not believe in the concept of owning a fucking cookie.

they really released that shit looking like this

the funniest possible outcome for hardware prices being this extreme is google reannouncing stadia like its morbius's second theatrical release

something i keep thinking about is how stupid the amounts of money tech companies have and how they could keep throwing it into the AI dumpsterfire until it does enough permanent systemic damage to miraculously dodge bankruptcy like uber or airbnb

i'm at the pizza hut i'm at the taco bell i'm at the combination lock with the bolt cutters. where do they keep the cash?

the singular most offputting thing about the new street fighter movie is it has netflix costume syndrome where it looks sterile and unworn, but also like they made the costumes before casting a single actor. even the basic shirts don't fit right. the lighting makes it worse

this is already the system we have. all billionaires are dipshits.

everyone: We don't like touching poop tech company ceo: We will forcibly stick your entire hand into a pile of manure every time you eat, sleep, and get paid the shareholder times: Based on current adoption rates, we conclude that everyone loves pooptouching their mother