not a single person has been mean to me. skill issue

ok thats it. im done. im out. this is somehow the line for me. i no longer desire the concept of brands. if you want to make a cookie and call it an oreo, fuckin' do it. i do not believe in the concept of owning a fucking cookie.

they really released that shit looking like this

the funniest possible outcome for hardware prices being this extreme is google reannouncing stadia like its morbius's second theatrical release

something i keep thinking about is how stupid the amounts of money tech companies have and how they could keep throwing it into the AI dumpsterfire until it does enough permanent systemic damage to miraculously dodge bankruptcy like uber or airbnb

i'm at the pizza hut i'm at the taco bell i'm at the combination lock with the bolt cutters. where do they keep the cash?

the singular most offputting thing about the new street fighter movie is it has netflix costume syndrome where it looks sterile and unworn, but also like they made the costumes before casting a single actor. even the basic shirts don't fit right. the lighting makes it worse

this is already the system we have. all billionaires are dipshits.

everyone: We don't like touching poop tech company ceo: We will forcibly stick your entire hand into a pile of manure every time you eat, sleep, and get paid the shareholder times: Based on current adoption rates, we conclude that everyone loves pooptouching their mother

boycott mcdonalds btw

the reasons the republicans suddenly turned on trump are his increasing unpopularity and the inevitability of his dictatorship waning. they smell weakness and this is their justification to hate him for it.

today has fully convinced me god is real and we are all sims in their ladderless swimming pool

they really capitulated because planes were running late and they wanted to fly, huh

records show Mamdani calling a mall pretzel vendor his auntie, despite having never met Ms. Anne.

am i going insane. am i getting a/b tested. why did youtube make the engagement bar into cum

the ceased wing

every day in america feels like fighting one of those jRPG superbosses where they heal themselves to full every other turn

portland is a warzone today specifically the traffic caused by kristi doing a cosplay tour.

current prediction: as fortnite normalized the IP-ification of all game products resulting in a mass of cultureless slop, superbonk will push indie games to use pointless meme-ification to gain audiences, drowning originality in pursuit of making the next rags-to-riches darling, crab-bucket style.

some angry weirdos who no one will bang wanna make an authoritarian example out of the stupid little city i live in where people write 'penis girl' on bathroom walls and argue about who gets the cat when their throuple breaks up leave us alone

the only 82nd i want in portland is the avenue. its got asian grocery stores, overpriced furniture, and used rv lots. truly the cultural hotbed of this city.

i'm in the rapture closed beta and you only get mmr from shit like telling the truth and not coveting your neighbor’s wife. they sent my ass to bronze league.

real talk anyone want a video on my thoughts about 2xko so far. all... i dunno, 6 of you that pay attention to this account?

every time i look at a study like "we should copy red states housing laws" its run by a thinktank run by Dr. Percival Landlord III, VP of Redbrick Equity, Destroying Orphans division.

you think they're just buying time so they can dump all their stocks when the markets reopen? lol

november jobs report: 420,690,000 jobs added to the economy. everyone is a millionaire except for you. everything your in-eviction neighbor says is a lie. those aren't bread lines, everyone's queuing up to celebrate how rich they are. the dollar is worth half a peso.

oh tokon is just persona 4 arena with assists. m4a.

i don't think ppl get what they're doing here. they're using this as the gateway to ban all antidepressants. its the same thing they did with banning gender affirming care with kids, they used that as the launch point for adults too.

hunter calling the democrats bad has the same energy as a guy who got a DUI getting mad at the cops.

purchasing clothes as a non-binary person, a guide:

i gotta stop using the discover feed. why is bsky full of slop too. let me escape. i am a but a humble content pig, yet i wish not to roll in the filth.

i love gamedev. sometimes it will take me 2 days to make the most basic feature with a million bugs that players cant even see, and then it will take 5 minutes to make a drastic, game-altering mechanic with zero issues.

personally my favorite thing about mamdani winning is what will be a "the one piece is real" moment for other people primarying corporate/insider democrats

i love arcsys but they created the timeline split that gave us 12 fps animation in 3d action games and for that they must be punished

glad capcom is keeping true to alex's legacy in street fighter: being a cool character with the most dogshit costumes imaginable

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all out of plus frames, laughing too.

man-sized husband

important update: video games. yes video games. that's the update. it's vital you all know about video games. did you already know about video games? i am reminding you of them. not any particular one, but the very concept of them. video games... man, gotta love those video games.

true to the spirit of league of legends, each 2XKO set takes between 30-45 minutes.

in these difficult times, my appreciation for terry bogard grows daily. who else is asking if i'm okay? buster wolf

not understanding tekken every patch note reads like: Jimmy | Spaceheater Sockdown | Balance | ⬇ | Previously, this move was intended to launch the opponent into the wall. However, this had the unintended effect of committing several warcrimes. We have reduced it to only cause OSHA violations.

america keeps fucking up on astrological levels. not astronomical. we've given up science.

they gave her pants. pants! better pack your bags, elena degenerates.

tomorrow morning every retail deal is going from like "buy one get one free" to "pay for two and just get one"

city of the wolves datamine (new)

hi. stanford economist here. after hours of discussion about these tariffs with my colleagues in the economy industry, a consensus was reached: today is what we like to call "bad"