every morning the person running our economy says "on the count of three, shoot" to a funhouse mirror

tim you know what you gotta do. trust me. i have zero talent and an infinite disregard for quality. you will not laugh at my jokes, because i am incapable of making them.

youtube is a/b testing me again i think. my home page is now: - 3 playlists - 5 shorts - 3 normal recommended videos - 5 shorts - 3 more recommended videos - youtube games - actual list of recommended videos (containing several of the normal recommendations above) they really hate their users

the butler someone else made by amalgamating human errors is definitely going to tell me when my kitchen is on fire

turned a 6-5 matchup to a 10-1 matchup. im not talking about virginia, im talking about happy chaos.

hello tim mr. onion aka @bencollins.bsky.social , please hire me. i owe adobe photoshop ten million dollars and they are forcing me to post this image i made. i can no longer afford ten thousand steaks a day. thank you. - unemployed brain pill advocate

grrm on the current state of winds of winter:

you know what im glad im banned from evo

i have been playing too much slay the spire 2 bc within a nanosecond this came fully formed into my mind

after i told someone to not use AI now they found a 2 month old post of mine somewhere and said i used AI to make a complex, pixel perfect animation with multiple moving parts and they are so angry at me i legit cannot tell if they're trolling or just that mad and stupid. incredible

my apartment complex is like "we have a taco truck on site today! go buy some tacos" and its like, wow what a special occasion, especially because there is another taco truck exactly one block away and three more within five blocks that are cheaper. what a wonderful use of my rent.

its called the supreme court because its got nine of the nations most experienced jesters

I'm sorry but if you have 4,000 employees and your revenue is 6 billion, you make 1.5 million per employee and if you can't make a profit margin there, you are simply embezzling it.

i always think about how you needed an entire army, three separate parties, and then a one-on-one duel--each completely different forms of combat gameplay--to kill luca blight in suikoden 2

this one specifically

he looks like he's going to campaign against chipp zanuff from the right

proud of my son for buying clothes at the soup store

retweeting this for my own comedic irony and no other reason

capcom patch notes are like: - pete (worst char in the game) c.MK hitbox expanded on frame 12, lost 1k hp to compensate - godkiller (a- tier) can now nuke your opponent through the tv screen - walter (best char in the game) slightly expanded hurtbox on frame 15 and went from +200 to +199 on block

absolutely got to be the work of the people pushing for abundance before it failed spectacularly. fizzled out same time this shit popped up. this one imo is gonna work not because anyone will buy it but because dem politicians will do it without second thought and force it thru.

watching capcom cup but its at 1 frame per minute like its the entire spongebob movie uploaded as a gif to discord

i was searching for something related to party house in ufo 50 and.. why is this in the middle of page 3 of the results????

as an expert programmer, this is how you name variables

to put this in perspective: we're 1/6th into the 70s oil crisis which took over three years. it has been three days.

oh so THIS is what craters the entire economy got it

ms so fucking shitty they got me installing linux on a new setup

yeah slay the spire 2 is like... incredible

its so cool that we let the saudi royals buy up all of our esports and then decide to do the big money tournament in saudi arabia, which you now cannot fly to because of a war started by the dude they supported politically.

the best thing for my mental health is removing most political news from my life. like it's not gone, but i'm reading the wikipedia summary instead of watching the entire 100 episode run. i'm no less informed and i feel much better. you dont need to know the minutae of The Horrors. its too consuming

when your wiki definitely had an argument in the talk section

its so cool that you can just buy every media company like man that must be nice like i can ruin the lives and shape the culture of every single human being in my country at the relative cost of piece of furniture someone else is paying for anyway

excuse to post this image i made and am really proud of, mostly because of the extremely, extremely subtle joke in the first panel

first time ive had fun watching competitive mortal kombat

If I don't throw my mind and body into torment nexus, how else will I engage in spirited debate?

banned from evo for leaking marvel? pfft. now i'm just banned for being queer.

cozyslop

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Anyway here's a Potemkin I animated yesterday but only posted on my gamedev account:

Oh boy fighting game discourse lets go.

not sure why this came to mind today

wait an arcsys game with costumes that's uh, new???

hey so if they're 'verifying' your age without requiring an id check, that means they're giving all your discord chat and personal info to peter thiel, right? because on top of that, that's so, so much worse.

is there a phase animators go through where they just want to put smears on everything. they're so fun...

game companies, like tech companies, built huge, financially tenuous products bc of record low interest rates, and all those games are coming out now since thats how long dev cycles are. like always the cocaine addicts in charge of our economy and banks are rewarded and laborers suffer.

programming like i'm writing epic fantasy. yeah this is like 10k lines. no it doesn't result in anything meaningful. i've invented a complicated magic system where an internal variable has the same name as a completely different player-facing currency.