every family photo:

Getting to heaven Me: “so can I ask you about secrets of the universe now?” God: “sure, shoot.” Me: “aliens?” God: “not real.” Me: “Bigfoot?” God: “nah.” Me: “are any cryptids real?” God: *taking a drag from a cigarette* “muppets.” Me: “muppets are alive?” God: “fucked up, right?”

We quite literally have a whites only refugee program and somehow the media won’t call the Administration white supremacists.

I can’t afford any of these but honest to god these Hunter Biden pieces are some of the best modern works I’ve seen (digitally). If you told me they were done by a rising young Mesoamerican I’d assume they were destined for the Whitney or something hunterbiden.com/work/gorgon-...

When I say that my cat, Timberwolf, is a little man, I mean it. He's the size of a shoe, & he's 12 months old. He won't get much bigger. He's a Forever Kitten.

I bought a tiny laptop for my kitten, Timberwolf

"My name is Timberwolf And I like exploring! I go on adventures To make life less boring!"

Thinking about my little man a lot tonight. I miss you, buddy

Cats are just little guys who live in your house And if you don't stupidly trade them, they can win NBA championships

Do you hear the kittens sing? Meowing the meows of hungry cats! This is the mew-sic of the kittens who want to be fed again!

Humans are terrible None of us deserve the love our pets gives us, if we're being honest

There has never been a more cuddly, or sweeter boy than him.

Going through all my old KAT/cat photos keeps bringing me back to photos of my little man, Timberwolf I only had him for a year before he passed from FIP, but I think about him every single day

I like cats

Cats are just little guys who live in your house And if you don't stupidly trade them, they can win NBA championships

Mood

My mom's cats are huge fans of KAT

I posted this on Twitter, & yeah, I am still hella shadow banned there. lol

I'm downtown Minneapolis right now & I don't want to go home Anyone else out & want to party in honor of KAT?

I don't recall a dumber team that somehow made the Finals. And they did it by beating two extremely good opponents! It's wild.

Spurs might be too young & stupid, even if they're more talented

BING BONG

God damn, Knicks!

Karl's in charge Of our days And our nights...

Yup I was thinking before Game 1 these people talking about the Wemby matchup don’t know about what he did against KD and Jokic in ‘24.

Denver knows

KAT has been this guy for 3 years You weren't watching him in his final year in Minnesota if you disagree

KAT

KAT is playing great. Brunson is...uh...not

Mitchell Robinson shoots regular FTs like he's trying to intentionally miss

What's funny is Kareem is equally prickly about people talking about him as being the greatest big man of all time, but in Kareem's case, he's correct

My favorite part about this one is the little bell the cat Cosmonaut has

Sorry for all the cat memes. The Uber driver wanted to talk to me, & I had to make it look like I was busy

Found this in my photos. Lmao.

When KAT gets his drop step working

Canada is going to love the revenue from our 18 Fortune 500 companies.

They really hate that our state is a nice place to live

I'll be watching the game tonight at Fowling in Minneapolis. Apparently the owner is a huge Knicks fan, so it should be a great atmosphere. Hopefully some of you can come as well

"Liquific" and "stupific" are words we should make exist, IMO

Chickenshits. What an insult to Pelley.