Normal Dervy
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cathedral trespasser sometimes make comic called pleasant town
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pleasant town comics thread because I've just realized I can pin posts now
about 1 year ago
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it's important we all stay on message, and that message is an unsolicited photo of a penis I sent 2 hours ago
about 13 hours ago
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Mandy Pétank
1 day ago
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doctor: what, no, no vaping in my office me: I'm vaping wherever I want I'm the vapeman doctor: oh yes, it's right here on your chart, vapeman, I'm sorry please go ahead
1 day ago
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logging the consistency of my shits in my consistency journal
2 days ago
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banana chip
4 months ago
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I feel like my life would be better if I was missing one or two toes. could tell people I meet, "I'm missing a couple toes." and they'd say, "no way." then I could show them that I'm missing a couple of toes
3 days ago
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actors above the age of 60 love to wear colourful, round glasses frames. as a statement.
3 days ago
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circus act where the audience gets to shoot at me with guns
4 days ago
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wargen
4 days ago
(being carried off by a large bird) alright catch you later i guess
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circus act where I'm fired out of a cannon at my wife and two young sons who are waiting to catch me in a large net but there's too much gunpowder so they're instead painted in a storm of gore and viscera
4 days ago
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I wonder what kind of stuff is living in the fingerholes on bowling balls. I bet there's some good stuff in there and I would like to touch it
4 days ago
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rural ontario bowling alley bathroom decor
5 days ago
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i'm 68 years old and addicted to facebook and youtube shorts made with AI
6 days ago
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everyone should have one or two aunts who sound like Rod Stewart
6 days ago
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I've designed a toque that will instantly start a friendship with other 30+ year old men who wear little toques
6 days ago
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I never tell lie
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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CANT GET THE POO TO COME OUT OF RIGHT HOLE !!?
6 days ago
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inhaled a. bunch of weird gasses
7 days ago
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my new years tradition of doing a headstand in a shallow pool of weird water was not a hit this year, after I inhaled too much water and collapsed sideways onto a beautiful ikea tv console and bookshelf
7 days ago
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my new years resolution is to follow randy
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
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Randy
8 days ago
Pretty disappointed. Came up with so many good new years resolutions, but none of my friends willing to take my advice.
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Randy
8 days ago
I was told the best way to get rid of peach fuzz is to blanche with boiling water but now my face is just fucked and the fuzz isn't gone
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I'm watching videos of cool wrestling moves and replicating them at home
15 days ago
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fell out of a tree and experienced large parts of the Iliad in my coma, when I woke up my bully was totally chill with me now we're boyfriends
19 days ago
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got caught at work suctioning my lips over the bathroom faucet and filling my cheeks up like a balloon again
19 days ago
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dressing up as Santa Christmas morning, walking out the door and never coming back to my family
22 days ago
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I made a Flubber from the film Flubber for my house
22 days ago
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guy who can flip his penis and balls back inside his pelvis like the head on an old Transformers toy
22 days ago
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getting black out drunk in the evil chao garden
28 days ago
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when you die, you pass through the bright light of the Jennifer Hudson show tunnel
30 days ago
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I went to medieval times tonight and my night lost and I'm out thousands of dollars now and my daughter needs an orthodontist
about 1 month ago
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ewn duh twa cat sink set wheat nerf
about 1 month ago
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I want to die
about 1 month ago
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin
about 1 month ago
I’m going to kill you but I hope you’re mature enough to not let that affect our professional relationship
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I had a manic episode once and thought I was Vanessa Hudgens
about 1 month ago
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I don't know how to fit in on the book app
about 1 month ago
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He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says what if Shaggy Scooby while Scrappy watchin
about 1 month ago
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camera roll memory thank you
about 1 month ago
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DK from bintendo just delivered the pizza I ordered from dominos and I tipped him handsomely
about 1 month ago
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if a customer makes an unreasonable demand of me tomorrow I swear to God I will simply fulfill their request
about 1 month ago
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cut man from mega man is coming to my house for thanksgiving
about 1 month ago
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what does men's wear guy have to say about poor people wearing the wrong colour belt or no belt at all
about 1 month ago
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lending a book to DK from bintento
about 1 month ago
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sat down on the toilet when the lid was up now I'm stuck
about 1 month ago
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executioner cutting off my vaping hand
about 1 month ago
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the doctor is ceaselessly impressed by all the huge vape clouds I make in the waiting room
about 1 month ago
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slipping as I walk into a cafe and doing a million dollar baby neck break moment on the wet floor sign
about 1 month ago
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they'll know how to find me because of the wretched trail of filth I track everywhere I go
about 1 month ago
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about 2 months ago
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Busiaco
about 2 months ago
Cough cough, come close my nephews. I have spent my entire life putting points into Wisdom. Now I share my learnings with you: Wisdom is illusory. Intelligence is masturbatory. Strength is a joke. Put your points in Charisma. All that matters is whether people think you're cool.
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