the thing about rotta the hutt is he's jabba the hutt's son. but he's his own man. he's not like his father. jabba the hutt. you might think they would be similar. but rotta the hutt is his own man. he's not like jabba the hutt. he's different

cameramen huddled around one of their own fallen soldiers while taz is going on about the price of the camera

we have a lio rush situation. you forget he’s back there until it’s too late

think this show might be an all timer

“the dark jester” will ospreay

he’s spinning his toe hold

Dax “The Axe” you are without honor! Sorry!!

take da ropes off

I wasn’t aware that the main show was not also powered by vita coco. i will have to find something else to do with my time

i'm convinced foley got one more match in him and it is against the captain shawn dean

Pumping my fists for the entranceway with exposed scaffolding. that’s wrestling baby

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I forgot about this but Chris did not.

This is the single greatest podcast segment of all time

mick foley presented by vita coco

'Haze' released on this day in 2008. "Gaming for me is a religion, and Haze is the shit! I had to come up with a track that can hit up that kind of rush I get from the game, and I think we really rocked it!!" -- Jonathan Davis, Korn (gamesindustry.biz/korn-to-rele...)

he wants to tell Savage that Punk is still honoring his move. nothing wrong with that

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

Sting getting tasered, no selling it, beating up a policeman and running away with the proceeds of crime: the perfect television show.

Reiterating my longstanding policy: if I’m confronted with something that’s either satire or just annoying and I can’t immediately tell what somebody’s deal or problem is that person is getting blocked. I have a foot in the grave and don’t have time to suss that out.

my algorithm is in a nice place where it’s just a bunch of clips of grubby men making funny bespoke hats for 70 year old metal guys or they’re doing their 100th request to make “Arthur Morgan’s hat”

In watching a dozen X-Men movies in close proximity, it becomes all so clear and discussions of "good" and "bad" should be thrown out the window in discussing these bizarre artifacts, which for better and for worse, accurately convey the maddening unrecommendable experience of being Into Comic Books

Lio Rush was clearly dabbling in magics he couldn’t understand but I don’t want them to ever tell me that

bathing in a big pot on the stove

came in fourth in the john cena classic because my theme is mid

this man is a PR machine

Wrestling is so much more fun when you can hold them in venues like this or minor league baseball stadiums instead of the 475th megastadium with the personality of a shed you can buy at Home Depot bsky.app/profile/tdew...

Little Petey Pump did not deserve this nasty sign at Slammiversary 2008

i don’t give a rats ass about star fox and you can read that at my funeral !! !

Would you look at the time - it’s Happy FMW Day!!!

yeah this is my agent Greg Vegeta. please ignore the froth coming from his mouth. it’s because he’s dizzy all the time

If you were ever looking for 4 and a half hours of lore about a random guy from the internet have I got the video for you youtu.be/XRuqGhL1ctc?...

Dave Meltzer explaining that ALS used to be called Lou Gherigs disease when he was young because Lou Gherig was a big star back then but it’s called ALS now because he’s less of a star now is a perfect Dave quote

NJPW World Pro-Wrestling 12/24/88 : 61s

God dude this mizzenmast sucks shit. If I get asked to hoist it one more time I'm gonna go fuckin postal

yeah you def sign new day and try it. not even a big fan here but cmon

Air to Ground Message: TOILET ASSY LAV A TOILET Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Airbus A321 A: #a4bafe47d77 F: #fb0c92e4e7a

zero hyperbole one of the best episodes of television ever made

Lmao

People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who might have been startled just a moment before biting into a big fully dressed hot dog. Journalists who may have reflexively squeezed the bun and sent the sausage sailing across the room into the delicate champagne tower

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

did ciampa’s whole ass just explode

what does lio rush know

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