Hearing that the Las Vegas crowd is throwing up from disgust and fury because Punker did a Miseria Cantare entrance and didn’t wear basketball shorts!!!!

Sorry, is WWE actually letting people pay to be on the show now? Yet another of my fantastic bits forcing into reality???

Hi 👋 Tom I’ve seen you around and you seem like a really nice person. I’d love to get to know you better and maybe we can be friends.

God I hope Spurs go down and all the American premier league fans have to switch to following Coventry instead

We all know Jay's favorite game, but who wants to play Matt's favorite game?

Credit Hunter Wilson

This was my first exposure to Jordan Middler, what a star, confirming full alignment with the G3 plan (Get Gerstmann to Glasgow)

Excited to watch this, have become fascinated by SAMSON though admittedly less so since realizing it’s not set in the grimy and dangerous world of London’s East End

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“Oi oi mate! You were too bloody badly behaved and you got fired! Proper naughty!”

Bryan “I hate to say it but I agree with you Don” Danielson

Ospreay is FUCKED

Fucking yes man, fully pissed off Okada

So I think the new Jericho gimmick is he’s doing Mike Myers style gags??? Pretty good!

Kenny’s teary promo had the feel of an Old Kiryu monologue from one of the more recent Yakuzas - yes please, we love it!

God there’s a lot of crying and references to crying on Dynamite today! No I’m not fucking complaining about it!

Kiss on the head for Kenny

At some point tonight, No More BS Paul Wight is gonna end up carrying MJF back out to the ring to wrestle Darby, I can feel it

Well surely Darby won’t be winning in the opener… surely?????

*hearing that Lin Manuel Miranda voices the opening video to wrestlemania* WELL THAT’S ME BACK IN!!!

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

*opening the door to my trophy room* and this is where I keep all the free digital copies of Dishonored 2 that I’ve acquired on my travels, just over the hall is where I showcase all my free copies of Fallout: New Vegas

Perfect timing as my kid’s school’s superintendent just cancelled Ice Cream Fridays “due to an investigation”.

shoutout to the dude who yelled “MORTAL KOMBAT” #AEWDynasty

WELL IT’S THE BIG SHOW

“GREAT fighting spirit” mutters Tony Schiavone re: Will Ospreay

There they are, the sisters of sin

“Yeah, uh, listen, she’s a freak. She’s a freaky woman who knows how to wrestle.” - Tony Schiavone on Thekla

Trying to gauge how I feel about the Brawling Birds fake backstage pub, beer handle just sort of placed on a sign

Great stuff!

Loved the Canadian yelling “well it’s the big show” during a quiet bit of Ciampa’s entrance

Cope’s got some lovely curly hair at the back right now

God this is rough

Paying full attention to the television after Jericho’s “he’s bald” bit - yeah, I’m thinking he’s back!!!!

I watched the new super Mario film, the Star Fox anime intro is the only properly good bit

RIP Michael Crichton. You would have loved Congo the Movie Pinball.

*trying to understand WrestleMania stuff from afar* okay so who’s wrestling Pat McAfee? What do you mean “no-one”?

Trying to make sense of what Chris Jericho is up to!!!

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Now THIS… is the good shit!

Happy Easter

Sandman’s looking good

You can kind of pick your punchline with this one, a few fun directions you could take it

Me if golf was real

*backing into a realization* so every person who has walked on the moon has been wearing a diaper. The moon has been colonized by the AB/DL community.

Watching Limmy watching Blind Date, “I wonder what he’d be like in a war. Second World War.” ponders Limmy re: a male contestant. “He’d be alright” I mumble out loud to myself. “He’d probably be alright” says Limmy, I nod along with satisfaction.

Mr Walter Hauser, will you bring back The Attitude Era????