Charles Cotesworth Pinckney brainstorming slogans to take down Thomas Jefferson:

Met Mike Wankum today and it really is astounding how meteorologists are the most charismatic people alive.

humble bragging about a giant schlong

Proving to myself I have grown as a person by not hijacking a thread where a person wrongly says early aircraft carriers were mostly converted cruiser hulls and instead saying how wrong they are here where no one cares or will argue about it. But they are wrong.

It's funny that the NBA saw how cool the 4 Nations Face off was and decided to try to do a much worse version.

Tessa Blanchard was never as good as her hype but it's fascinating to think how hard Dave Meltzer was trying to get someone to sign her as I suffer through another Tessa match in TYOOL 2025.

The Face/Off remake sucks.

Ugh, Sega is doubling down on AI next year.

LA SOMBRA IS RETURNING TO CMLL! (I can only hope the hire the guy who was the fake Sombra from like 8 years ago to do this.)

Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.

To Catch a Thief (1955) - 1:32:25 Dir. Alfred Hitchcock Runtime 106 minutes 🚬 x 32, or one cigarette every 3.31 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/to-catch-a-thief/

Paradigm decided the smart way to deal with this is someone who appears to have a name starting with N getting mad at a critic and citing the popcorn meter.

One great thing about being a Nintendo fan (although not as great as all of the great games that are better than on other platforms) is that the Game Awards are completely irrelevant to me, Nintendo basically ignores them and maybe will announce a tiny, small thing as a joke.

Just reboot Bond back to the 60's. M was right in Goldeneye he's a relic of a previous age and you aren't going to recapture that Goldeneye magic dealing with how he fits into today's world. He doesn't. Put him where he belongs.

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

Weird conclusion to jump to which is not present in Tanahashi's statement.

We need economic sanctions against the voting panel for this travesty. Toni defeated Mercedes 1 on 1, she is clearly #1 scientifically speaking. Unless you are giving Mercedes a belt, then it’s fine, no sanctions necessary.

Vince Russo after joining WCW:

Jimmy Carter being so horny for The Shah's wife that he worked up an elaborate gag involving Lew Wasserman is maybe the most unexpected thing I've learned about the man.

NVER BACKWARDS C GREATER THAN SQUARE NEER IVE 🤼

“Uh, hey Beavis, this show is, like, totally for smart people or something.”

"Elephants! We're Democrats, Maybelle." is such an underrated line. Love that J.W. Pepper.

"is married to Shah Ali, a NYC cardiologist." is such a funny way to end this.

Woke Buff Bagwell is back.

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I love video games.

Hello The @nutbunnies.bsky.social what commercial was "The President... The NEW President" from?

5,500 is still very impressive but it makes way more sense that TNA sold 5,500 + 600 comps showing up than anything in the 7000s. There's probably some B1G1 type offers in the sold but the Hardys being a little cache left is believable given how much of the crowd left during the main event.

I don't care for the song.

In Super Mario RPG, refusing to give the Baby Yoshi cookies after talking to him in the middle of a jump will cause Yoshi to completely freeze. His only motion will be sliding silently along the ground.

My first joke wasn't very funny either.

The Chair Company has done it again.

Now that people are anti-fetterman let me say that HIS HEAD IS TOO DAMN SMALL HE LOOKS LIKE A KOOPA

I have seen a lot of funny late Orson Welles projects but did not know he narrated a propaganda documentary about the Shah's disastrous celebration of the 2,500th birthday of the Persian empire. Not worth watching in full but interesting to skip around in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VSa...

No health care, no deal.

I know they in fact do not have anything better to do, but it's very funny that the Shah's family name searches and gets mad about clickbait about them.

It's funny to see Sean Ross Sapp being called a pro-AEW shill by a certain subset of New Japan fans and an anti-AEW shill on the WWE payroll by some AEW fans who are mad at him, on the same day.

what he actually said was that mamdani doesn’t need his help and that he doesn’t live in new york but that he thought the race was very exciting and that cuomo disqualified himself, but, you know, hey, go ahead and make up people to get mad at if that makes your sunday morning more exciting

That fake Duffy quote that went around yesterday somehow was not worse than this

I kind of needed this with the state of the world. Things feel bleak, but wrestlers shooting themselves in the foot is a sign that life goes on.

Trump claimed to have a mandate but couldn't even get WinterFest cereal renamed to Christmas cereal.

This and the Prestige hiatus feel like definite economic indicators.

I'm not sure what is a bigger cultural loss, not getting the 3rd Independence Day movie, the 2012 follow up series or the Moonfall trilogy. Granted the Moonfall sequels feel like they'd basically be the 3rd ID4 movie.

2012 is on tubi and since I love (the first hour) of this stupid movie I put it on and laughed at a protestor with a sign that reads: ^MAYAN^ 2012

I looked at his record of 7-1. Those 7 wins all came over guys who were all at least 0-3. He quit after his first loss to a guy who was bad but had actually won some fights.

Looks like Samoa Joe is gonna turn on Bryan Danielson in the Cage of Death to make sure the faces don't have the advantage for long.

The "Meta brought a data center to our town and improved our pathetic lives" ads feel even more insidious than ICE ads. The ICE ads are pure evil but are so over the top evil that anyone not already evil won't fall for them. The Meta ads might plant the seed that these data centers will help.

Impressive how this starts off evil and ends even more evil.