Ladies and gentlemen... The jingle hop:

Oh, that's easy.

Which sitcom intro is this?

Been working through the new Defunctland a chapter or two a day. One of my favorite things about Kevin's videos is how robotic and emotionless he comes off most of the time, only to get noticeably annoyed or mad, which feels like a hilarious whiplash.

BIG MONEY! BIG PRIZES!

Half the fun of doing ZOW is trying to come up with a good title for each episode. So here's an explanation for each one. With the first one, I really had no idea what I was doing and named it after the fact that there was a bodyslam challenge and a tuxedo match. Shrug. redcircle.com/shows/zeroes...

Similar energy.

an update to an old classic, to reflect the sensibilities of 2025's worst booker:

This Mortos fit is sending me into orbit 😂🤼‍♂️ 📸: the_beast_mortos on IG

Rash from Battletoads doesn't have any ears, so it's really impressive how his sunglasses always stay on.

Honey, I Blew Up the Chicken Man

Odysseus beats the Wiz.

PAC's current look reminds of when Hydra would wear a muscle suit in Chikara.

"This is where I watched Zorak die, Raphael."

my in-laws: "Want any more?' me, having eaten a giant turkey leg, pork, a roll, rack of lamb, canned cranberry sauce, and several servings of lasagna: "THAT'S MY WALL, BROTHER!"

Thanksgiving: Now With

A Chuck E. Cheese Christmas (FULL MOVIE) is Free via Amazon Prime Video. Came Out Today. ow.ly/ANZj50XyMq1 YouTube. ow.ly/MSiI50XyMpZ

Santa no longer showing up for the parade. Turns out he was a demon and that last song sealed him away.

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

Strange that Busta didn't sing any verses from that song...

Wait a minute... her hands are normal sized!

Suddenly feel like buying Al Gore's book.

"Welcome to Thanksgiving, MOTHERFUCKER!! AHAHAHA!!"

Did Elmo teleport?

Weird choice to promote the Good Place on streaming with THE SHOCKING REVEAL.

Don't forget to remind your family that Gavin Newsom is a scientologist today

Already 0-3 on my C2 bracket.

Hanger/Swerve is like the chaotic good version of the Two-Man Power Trip

Needs Double Dragon music.

My C2 bracket has Okada winning this, but a rematch in the finals with Fletcher winning.

Zeroes of Wrestling Episode 30: World War 3: Third Strike. My brother Justin comes by for ZOW's Thanksgiving show to discuss the lowest-rated matches from One Night Only, Badd Blood: In Your House, Halloween Havoc 97, Survivor Series 97, and World War 3 97. redcircle.com/shows/zeroes...

The dramatization of this incident from Dark Side of the Ring looked like the people involved were having the best time.

God, I'm glad I have my silly, stupid podcast to work on. I stopped getting freelance writing assignments and the whole thing would have driven me to depression if I didn't have ZOW to fall back on.

Zeroes of Wrestling Episode 30: World War 3: Third Strike. My brother Justin comes by for ZOW's Thanksgiving show to discuss the lowest-rated matches from One Night Only, Badd Blood: In Your House, Halloween Havoc 97, Survivor Series 97, and World War 3 97. redcircle.com/shows/zeroes...

Dredd 2

First time matches for C2, not counting tags, triple threats or four-ways: Darby vs. Knight Darby vs. Bailey Darby vs. Fletcher Darby vs. Okada PAC vs. Knight Knight vs. Fletcher Takeshita vs. Strong Takeshita vs. Dorada Moxley vs. Dorada Castagnoli vs. Dorada Cassidy vs. Dorada Strong vs. Dorada

lol Mox is about to have a very funny Continental Classic.

Guess they did.

After an incredible Full Gear, it's time to reveal the Blue League + Gold League wrestlers for the 2025 #AEWContinentalClassic! The C2 Selection Show starts RIGHT NOW!

When your court-appointed lawyer won't give you the discoveries.

Giving them the Dedede.

It's the Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost, Charlie Brown!

Come on, @allelitewrestling.com

Johnny Cage movies exist in the Injustice universe.

Sweet! It's been 11 months since the last Defunctland. I'm sure Kevin's been working his ass off. This should be, what, an hour? Hour and a half? ...oh. I see. Well, let's do this.