You just know that Christian wants to say it...

And that's a block for ringsidenews

A few days until Dynasty and we onky have Thekla v Hayter, and Windsor v Shafir kn zero hour, both with barely ang build. IF we get any matches involving Willow Nightingale's TBS or Divine Dominion's Tag titles they'll probably only be announced on Collision with only a day until they happen. #AEW

As much as I've actually been enjoying the Death Riders lately, it's time to pull the trigger on PAC and give him a run on his own. He's so damn good. #AEW

Oh Don Callis, I will never hate you. #AEW

So you know those apps that are like "I made actual real life money just by playing games on my phone!" that are almost certainly bullshit. This last month I did a little experiment and downloaded one. Not actually bullshit!

BREAKING NEWS Via Tony Khan Due to an injury suffered by Kyle Fletcher, the TNT Championship has been vacated, and a Casino Gauntlet match is set for #AEWDynasty to crown a new champion this Sunday

Things might be shit right now, but the sun is actually out in this part of the UK and people in their 60s and 70s are already sat outside the bar across the street with pints in their hands at 11am. I just find that strangely comforting.

Mine is yet another workplace to embrace AI over common sense. If I have to continually hear legitimate questions answered with 'because that's what the AI says', then I'm going to go out like Miles Bennett Dyson

Jumping at the chance to get over there and play peacekeeper now, but was nothing but radio silence when Trump was threatening them with genocide. Turning a blind eye to that type of thing has become a speciality of Keirs in recent years.

Okay let’s shut it down before this gets out of control on here. Brody King (per his IG) is dealing with a close friend of his passing away. Let’s not do weird discourse about him being replaced on Wednesday.

I hope the world as we know it doesn't end overnight. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

Oh, we're talking about who should get the presumably vacated TNT title at Dynasty? #AEW

Watching the new Jurassic movie and I know sometimes movies need an element of dumb to make them work but this is excessively dumb

Okay, SNL UK, respect.

Oh yeah, we're going with the "Hook tells Bowens to take out Caster to prove himself to the Opps, but he can't do it, and The Acclaimed reunite" storyline. And I can't wait.

So, it looks like you're trying to fly to the moon

I wonder if they'll fast track my passport renewal if I slip in a note telling them that even though they can't see it, I'm wearing a Kazuchika Okada tshirt in the photo.

To answer the question posed by Vampire Weekend, I give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

Imagine sucking so much that even the Pope is subtweeting that he hopes you die

Well, looks like Trump's Truth Social account has been hacked

It's not only Easter, but also First Contact day. I actually quoted the movie in a work meeting the other day.

If IT happens on Easter Sunday, it is our duty as professional wrestling fans to start dual chants of HE IS RISEN! NO HE'S NOT!

We need to have a word about how the UK designates storms. This first name thing has got to go. We need more fitting names. I've just been out in that, and let me tell you, that is not a "Storm Dave", that is a "Storm Gusty Bastard" if I've ever seen one.

On each image He slightly grows Incremental Cody Rhodes

If you're making a show that is set after a beloved game trilogy that is very lore heavy, then making that show accessible to a fresh audience is no easy feat.

Things humanity has invented that are truly terrible in no particular order: • Organised religion • Capitalism • Those little trolleys for kids to push around in supermarkets

insane headline accompanied by a picture of Luigi doing a V-Trigger

Well, I didn't win the Euromillions, so I can't quit my job and retire, which is honestly just so rude.

I can't believe William Ospreay said the C word on Collision. You know who could have stopped this? Mothers. #AEW

I love that they've actually gone and done a full length episode of Dimension 20 On A Bus and it wasn't an April Fools Day joke

Tony Khan is cooking with this AEW Dynasty card! #AEW #AEWDynasty

I think that the only outcome for the Bowens/Hook storyline that I'd like is if they try to get him to take out Max Caster to prove he's a killer and he can't do it. #AEW

Just a heads up that the #AEW Fulham shirts are half price shop.fulhamfc.com/kit/kitviewa...

And it takes 2-3 years between seasons because they want you to forget what happened and rewatch the previous season/s to bump up the viewing figures.

I feel like tonights Collision has some heavy lifting to do for the women's matches at Dynasty. We've got a week and half to go and so far nothing. I know Timeless Toni Storm being out waylaid the world title plans, but having little to no build for the TBS and Tag titles? Come on. Do better. #AEW

That trios opener was a lot of fun. Or as the on-screen tweets would say That Trios Opener was 🔥🔥🔥💯💯!!! #AEW #AEWDynamite

Hearing very good things about the new season of Daredevil but I cancelled my Disney ages ago...

Happy April Fools Day aka businesses using AI slop even more than usual

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

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I really really like this. They're unmistakably the sons of Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons of KISS but have a really good sound together that is very different than their dad's. youtu.be/JTg_QEWknPU?...

Hey, do think the world is like this because we didn't share those bad luck chain emails back in the day?

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

Just imagining the Goodfellas "Layla" scene where gangsters start showing up deceased because they were flashing their Kitkats too openly.