Jury Duty (1995) Oliver! (1968) Nope (2022) Air (2023) Taxi Driver (1976) Hot Fuzz (2007) Avatar (2009) Noises Off (1992) Repo Man (1984) Oldboy (2003) Superman (2005) Shooter (2007)

New season available

Stop! Or Your Mom We'll Shoot (2025)

Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)

We have issued a court challenge to the executive order forcing us to insert the President into all ride photos. In the meantime, we must advise that stickering over your photo will invalidate park services including your hotel reservations and tickets. Don't ask us how they know. They just do.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (1975)

Our partners at OpenAI insist there is no cause for alarm - these bugs are part of the process.

Heated Rivalry (Series, 2025)

Who Shot Ashli Babbit? (2021)

We have exclusive photo of President Trump accepting the Nobel Prize from Maria Corina Machado.

The ABCs of January 6: A Town Hall for Kids & Families (2021)

Heated Rivalry (Series, 2025)

Bombadil (2025)

The public beta DisneyGPT will be delayed even further until you knock it off.

The American President (1995)

Congratulations to Paul Thomas Anderson and One Battle After Another on their big wins tonight.

Marty Supreme (2025)

What's important to us is gamers are back in control.

Our Indigenous Advisory Panel often notes notes that in Pocahontas (1995), Chief Powhatan was Wahunsenacock, leader of a confederacy, not a single tribal chief, and that Pocahontas wasn't his daughter. They also note that in this scene, John Smith is 27 and Pocahontas is 11.

The Pope Answers (2023)

Black Mold 2 (2025)

Back to the Future, Part IV (2025)

Venezuelan Bacon (2025)

The Simpsons (Series, 1989 - )

DisneyGPT will be offline while we address a bug causing it to generate mass quantities of illicit imagery of Pepper Ann, regardless of user prompt. DisneyGPT says it is very sorry, accepts responsibility, and requests you please ignore the chief technical officer jacking off behind the curtain.

Smurfs (2025)

Memento (2025)

We've recruited the most prolific generative AI users in the world to whip up several creative series for our day one launch! We can't wAIt!

We gave a late night talk show host a one week paid vacation. Still no idea what the problem was.

@pftompkins.bsky.social Jack is the villain.

We are #LIVE in Times Square, on ABC and the Disney Prime app with an All-Star Lineup for #NewYearsRockinEve !

When Harry Metroid (1989)

Michael Clayton Of Mars (2007)

Happy New Years Eve! It's time for your yearly reminder: If you press 'play' on JOHN CARTER (2012) 23 seconds past 11:36pm, you will be asleep at EXACTLY midnight!

Wishing you all a #HappyNewYear

Happy New Years Eve! It's time for your yearly reminder: If you press 'play' on JOHN CARTER (2012) 23 seconds past 11:36pm, you will be asleep at EXACTLY midnight!

Space Jam (1996)

Tickets still available - The year long Trump-Kennedy Center residency of Song of the South (1946) is only days away!

Space Jam (1996)

We advise actors to dress for the roles they deserve to play, and for some people that is "Island tourist eaten by dinosaur"

Not true. We are proud to reveal we have secured Rob Schneider as the lead in Matt Walsh's long-awaited Kid Rock biopic.

Rural Juror #2 (2024)

Malcolm in the Middle (Series, 2000 - 2006 )

Fallout (Series, 2024 - )

Captain Phillips (2013)