My decision to not delete Facebook so i can use marketplace continues to justify itself

has anyone definitively pinpointed the moment Taylor Swift crossed over from Very Famous Pop Star to Sinister Vampire Corporation

I guarantee the Milwaukee Brewers logo designer gets so much pussy

Bumped into Kid Rock at the halloween party

I cant stand watching this much sports. I feel like I do watching important election results it sucks and is dumb.

You feel bad for that Phillies pitcher. We all feel bad for that Phillies pitcher.

I feel very bad for this Yankees pitcher named Shitler

100% slam dunk retort about Bad Bunny playing, banger bit

When Trump dies, how do you wanna find out. I wanna either wake up to it on a Wednesday or see it when checking my phone coming out of the theater from a disappointing movie I dont wanna have someone tell me because ill assume its a mean prank

i'll be real we made the bluesky/bluey logo like a year ago and didnt know what to do with it

Sucks to suck #ALDS

"wireback" is bad because its intentionally racist by proxy "clanker" is not but could be based on how someone says it or use it (see old Louis CK "Goodbye Jews" bit) An LLM's feelings about being called either do not exist.

Picking a fight with Bad Bunny is a fight youre gonna lose these people have no idea

Billionaire saying things about Charli XCX

Many people are saying Erika Kirk did a Bones And All to her husband

I got through in seconds. If you have an account you can provide your email to prove they risk losing real customers instead of hypothetical Fash ones

Happy Eat A Family Size Bag Of Chips For Lunch Day to all those who celebrate

People think Thomas and Friends has authoriarian vibes but today I realized you never ever saw police on the Isle of Sodor

Sleepy low energy Trump turning into the Smiling Friends president

mild spoiler but in this holiday everyone will be making Christmas Adventure references

One Battle or Another is one of those "everyone else should just retire" movies

Love the idea Mr. Diss Track Youtube Guy, try it again without being unnecessarily racist

Don't make the Starbucks barista yell out a name that isn't yours unless it's Candyman or Beetlejuice

Mike Flanagan is Temu Frank Darabont change my mind

I know a cynical bitch but The Life of Chuck made me want to hurt people

Foot Fetish Videos is also higher than CNN, and @cumwhores.bsky.social is nipping at both of their heels

i havent looked are the magas buying the tylenol thing

IF YOURE IN LINE TO BE RAPTURED STAY IN LINE

A just and loving God would do a Reverse Rapture and disappear the worst 144,000 people instead

I went over to truth social to see if Trump is suing Disney yet and I am not surprised to immediately see bitcoin ads but its like.... all bitcoin ads.

Most wrestling memorial shows are more solemn than whatever this is

Charlie Kirk is the world's first posthumous Make-A-Wish Kid

Tony Hinchcliffe: Let's Get Silly (2024)

There's a guy who keeps tagging us with his political cartoons and I dont want you to go bother him but I must share these with you

I have been sent that Dutch Disney parody once every 20 minutes for 3 days

Every Kill Tony episode is just this back and forth for an hour

At the ballet

it's non-stop all day

Did you know that if you go to any GA concert the tallest man in the world will stand in front of you at the last second before the show starts.

I'm just gonna say that this is 100% true. leave the real disney kayla alone. send a letter

Learning what it's probably like to be the real Disney intern today

i'm not trying to apologize for the mouse here but i do feel less angry at Disney than at CBS. CBS willingly did it for very greedy reasons whereas here it's much more clearly directly pressured by extortion on 2 ends.

Ever binge a ton of a show with someone but you only paid attention for like half the first episode then dicked on your phone and then theyre crying at something and notice youre not and you're like uh oh this is gonna be a bad time to tell them you lost interest 4 hours ago

Betty Bowers blocked us thinking we were the real Disney lol

shithole country

Everyone is grieving Cartman. Kyle lists off all the things he did and is suspended, arrested and deported to Uganda. Or they ignore it entirely

i saw an extended preview for this before Spinal Tap 2 (which was not good) confused about why they made a nicely animated Jesus movie that makes him look like a boyfucker

i dont buy it, i am a conspiracy theorist now

Anyone who became a conservative after ____ is a full blown psycho I've been trying to find a date, even a generous one, to fill in that blank, and am struggling

Bad news libs his Uber driver was trans