I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

Sam, this is Bank Spendman. You can use your credit card at Burger King to get that Whopper you're craving.

This is a shameless rip-off of a celebrated gaming classic and I am absolutely here for it. Meet me in the lobby for slappers only if you think you're hard enough

lol. lmao even. Turns out boycotts work! Who would’ve thunk it?

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

Helluva main event even if the result was never in doubt. Kyle’s got the sauce for sure #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Someone at the other place posted this screenshot from #Wrestlepalooza

Definitely a big night for returns. Wild that Tarzan Boy got one of the biggest pops all night #AEW 🤼‍♂️

RIP Kevin Knight but also that was awesome #AEW 🤼‍♂️

FUCK YEAH CHAMPLANDER #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Fuck the AI art in that WrestleDream promo #AEW 🤼‍♂️

SHORT HAIRED PAC? THE RAREST OF ALL PACS #AEW 🤼‍♂️

“I love you! Fuck you!” WRESTLING! #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Need that Okada/Takeshita singles match ASAP #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Taz: I’ll rip Excalibur’s mask off! … … …. Excalibur: ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Bryan is 5 minutes away from telling Callis that Don could never blow up the moon #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Don Callis just now: #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Still waiting for a Mercedes PPV title defense where I feel like she could lose. Fun match though! #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Since the show is in Canada, Riho observes local customs and asks for permission before standing on the table #AEW 🤼‍♂️ #TheMoreYouKnow

Blue Steel Jones over here #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Would love for RicoGates to get the win here, but I am pretty sure that Bobby is coming after Hangman soon so I’m sure he won’t be losing anytime soon #AEW 🤼‍♂️

With all the throwbacks going on tonight I’m kinda wishing MVP would’ve come out through an inflatable tunnel #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Fair to say that was the best match of Mark Briscoe’s singles career. In fact, lots of guys seem to have their best matches in #AEW with MJF. Almost as if, MJF is secretly the best wrestler in the company 🤼‍♂️

Listening to commentary in Dolby is so wild, feels like I’m sitting between Excalibur and Bryan #AEW 🤼‍♂️

All New Yorkers stable? Seems like a team that could use some…meat? #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Bit of ring rust on the Mad King for sure but I’m honestly just so glad he’s back it’s all good #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Putting the main event second? Bold move TK #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Crowd cheering a literal kidnapping. Shameful #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Okay the Cena tribute popped me pretty good #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Fun fact! As of All Out last year the best tag team in the world have been FTR longer than they were The Revival #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Entrance graphic says Copeland. When Cope dies, what is left? #AEW 🤼‍♂️

We couldn’t do all of this on the pre-show? #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Penelope Ford just now #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Still holding out hope that Kyle trying to get Roddy to join Conglomeration Wolfpac is all leading to the return of Orange Cassidy #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Daddy Magic gonna have a crimson mask before this DG / DR business is done 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

Find someone who loves you as much as wrestling fans love Samoa Joe #AEW 🤼‍♂️

NOW PLAYING: "4 Ways To Die" (2025) starring 'Timeless' Toni Storm. Kris Statlander. Thekla. Jamie Hayter.

“Call me Miss Gravity now, cuz I’m letting you down”

Surely JetSpeed takes this, especially with KipSwitch not being on the same page #AEW 🤼‍♂️

I wasn’t sure about this new team-up, but Scorpio Sky has really come into his own as Guy Who Is Also There #AEW 🤼‍♂️

I was gonna ask why the Bucks are carrying their money around in a duffel bag instead of putting it in a bank…but then I remembered they’re homeschooled so they may not know how certain things work. Sad, really #AEW 🤼‍♂️

I was silently lamenting a second “no physicality” in-ring segment but once again Christian Cage says & does something I would not have expected #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Love how Marina couldn’t quite keep her mean mug going during the staredown with Roddy. I think she may have been too proud of her man in the moment so I can’t blame her #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Not even two minutes in and Taz is already popping me. Taz: “Kyle Fletcher is a man of his word!” Bryan: “Is Don Callis a man of his word?” Taz: “No comment.” #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Ah yes, because that's the completely logical response to folks who spent $70+ on YOUR game that they can't play. Doing a great job killing your hit franchise, Randy.

After 369 episodes and 3 movies I have finally finished Gintama. Unfortunately now I can never watch another anime because none of them could ever possibly top this show. Guess it’s time to start Gintama all over again?

If you are still supporting this company I don’t know what to tell you. They won’t change unless they’re forced to, and that ain’t happening anytime soon.

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.