Not sure who they got to play Ra’s Al Ghul in the new Lego Batman game, but he sounds enough like the movie version that I’m calling him Liam Nearson.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud

tfw you’ve been partying with REO Speedwagon

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Getting closer

T R I N I T Y #dccomics #Superman #Batman #Wonderwoman #comics

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

Every line of this poster is more baffling than the last, it stopped me dead in my tracks

When you finish making plans and providing gift ideas with multiple grandparents for your kids’ upcoming birthday

Just got this massive beauty. I already had the two volumes of Top 10 s1 but not the extended universe stuff. The Smax miniseries in particular is totally amazing and sadly unavailable in any other format. Alan Moore didn’t always make bleak superhero stories!

mortal kombat: deadly alliance, magazine stills, cooking with scorpion, unlockable video (2002) archive.org/details/next...

Looking at DJing apps and this combo of feature and example is making me howl everytime I look at it.

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

RIP to the creator of Captain Planet

This 20 minute edit gives you all the juice of the unhinged four hour stream including what may be the world's first accidental 9/11

The user:

New episode of SuperEgo is here to heal our divided nation.

« Yragaël, ou, La Fin des Temps », c. 1973 by Philippe Druillet (French comics artist, b. 1944) Cover illustration for French magazine "Pilote" n° 965, Demuth & Dom, March 1973 #vintagefantasyart #fantasyart #fantasyillustration #psychedelicFantasy #darkFantasy #PhilippeDruillet #Yragael #UrmLeFou

Look for the helpers

Alt-text got me remembering that time my drug dealer made me hang out and watch him restart the same song a dozen times in Guitar Hero 2 because he had to get a perfect score.

Paying money owed at tax time always sucks, but it's the absolute worst feeling this year. Can't shake this feeling like my hard-earned money is just going to pay down Kash Patel's tab at the DC Dave & Buster's.

Apparently, some joker leaked the Titanium Court release date‼️ Don't be alarmed, we have our top maintenance worker on the case. In the meantime, please avoid the leak and avert your eyes ⚠️ 🏰 bit.ly/TC-Steam

Audiences are drowning in so many options now they'll basically take any reason to dismiss your work. Using AI is a rocketship straight to the dumpster.

Just backed this campaign! Now to spend the next six months convincing my DnD loving friends that there are other tabletop games we can play

Guys I’ve made up my mind and I don’t want Trump in charge anymore.

Preparing for Easter by reflecting on the Elizabeth Hurley tweet

Many people on this website do not like me! Here’s why it’s your problem: (1/57)

...and everything that you hear now contributes to turning you into a robot #musicsky #downtempo #electronic

Been listening to a lot of downtempo electronic music lately so I figured I should post some songs. You cannot go wrong with Kelly Lee Owens. It’s just science #musicsky

SHIT GPT - dashare.zone ADMIN

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the dlc that i got mad

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

lmao

Can’t wait for the post-credit scene where Solid Snake shows up to ask Mario if he’s familiar with the Smash Bros Initiative.

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

Can’t wait to see what new hateful slurs this adaptation comes up with!

I’m at ICE HQ

What can I say except, “no thank you!”

Game developers use GenAI shortcuts Players call them out on it Devs act like it was an accident and offer half-hearted apology Rinse and repeat until the end of time, apparently

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

It's objectively hilarious Jack Harlow made an R&B album and is now dressing exactly like Andy Samberg's character from "Threw It On The Ground."