More like Nude, Mad and Red Sox

It would make me so happy to see the Phillies end the career of vile bigot Clayton Kershaw

Giancarlo Scannin’

This guy’s name is Schitler?

I still think the Yankees really blew it by not including unproven prospect Aaron Judge in a package to the Phillies for Cole Hamels back in 2015

Bluesky undefeated when it comes to this kind of sanctimonious nerd

This is why Philadelphia fans are the greatest in the world. Hurtful and brilliant in equal measure.

trying to get out in front of the knockoff tshirt vendors outside the ballpark

I don’t want to hear any “Ohtani is so good for baseball” garbage from Phillies fans this weekend, I want them to break his spirit and end his career

When the Eagles are good and the Phillies are in the playoffs October is the best month of the year and you can’t change my mind

If Ohtani throws his first pitch waaaaay outside on Saturday you’ll know he’s a degenerate

Beat LA

Giancarlo Scansion

some minor improvements

Me, a fan of a team with a Bye to the Division Series, dispassionately watching all the Wild Card Round fun

Every time parking in a huge parking lot: “Remember: we’re in the ‘Itchy’ Lot!”

The first episode of The Studio on Apple TV is one of the funniest episodes of television ever made

One of the more notable days of the year, as we transit from Zepptember to Rocktober. Hopefully we all Got the Led Out before midnight

"Knight Rider" (1984) s02e17, Garthe Knight (Michael Knight's evil twin) breaks out of prison. Now in glorious HD.

Ohtani really excited about hitting that parlay

Grody Smellinger

Yankees/Red Sox games prove Einstein’s Theory of General Relativity. They are a liminal space where the rules of space-time do not apply

“Nick Pivetta, Postseason Ace” is a perverted concept that would kill 2019 me

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

No they play tomorrow at 1:08 pm

this is basically the aim of every AI company

Trying to think of a 2002-era store I’d like to RETVRN to, maybe a good pre-“Guitar Center hegemony” musical equipment retailer?

DQUAYLE1.BMF

The Cowboys clearly have a good offense, now if only that had that one lock-down defensive player, they could really make a run this year. Where could they get such a player?

Wait they tied?! LOLLOLOLOL

Each team with a bye is an expansion team except the Phillies and all of the Wild Card round teams except the Padres are Original 16

Dear #Phillies

LOLMets

Tyler Phillips don’t be a jizzbag

Gals and gays I hope you just saw what Castellanos did

Brewers starting to bust it open, keep it up Marlins

Philadelphia Eagles 4-0

Marlins up 4-0 over Mets

Brewers leading the Reds 3-2

I can’t see “LAC” in reference to the Chargers and not think Clippers

Marlins up 1-0 over Mets. Reds up 2-1 but Brewers threatening

Phillies have lifted Trea Turner after five innings. He's won the National League batting title with a .304 batting average. He is the first Phillie to do it since Richie Ashburn in 1958.