Blessed to see a pair of Michael Jordan’s jeans tonight

The answer is probably “the offensive line is awful and the secondary is in the ICU” but I do not understand how the Lions became so juiceless.

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And like that, we have our two winners! Here’s the full list:

One of my favorite things about baseball is that anyone who contributes to a winning team, even a little, gets a ring. 15 players threw 6 IP or fewer for the Dodgers this year. The first two people to name at least five (without looking. no cheating) will get a gift sub to @baseballprospectus.com

Congrats @baumann.bsky.social

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Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it

Jesus Christ @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

College kickers!

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

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Interested in outlaw country, weed brownies, feuding with billionaires, the early NBA, playing Gin Rummy on a weekday afternoon, and what it feels like to die? I went to Maui to profile Don Nelson for The Believer! @thebeliever.net www.thebeliever.net/island-time/

We need more mega-stars doing music for some reason. Gimme Glen Powell in a pop-punk band. I want Josh O’Connor’s Radiohead covers. Show me Emma Stone beatboxing.

I wrote a story about cricket for @thebeliever.net

I wrote about the word of the year

Hello LA food posters: n/ naka is unbelievable

Holy shit @alexkirshner.com nailed it

This is crazy. Thank you @nytimes.com and @jasonzinoman.bsky.social!

Michigan Head Coach Lincoln Riley let’s get really dumb

Years after the NBA moved away from the post-up, this old-school strategy has quietly become the most efficient play in the league. I talked to six All-Star scorers about why—and what this surprising trend says about analytics in sports.

Dumb fantasy question here: would they charge Hurts with an INT and a fumble on the same play?

BP is a machine that makes you think better about baseball, and if you read enough of @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com's work it'll give you persistent depressive disorder too. A bargain even at the new price, if you're a sports fan

@splitzoneduo.com guys I nailed it

ACC FOOTBALL TITLES: Duke: 1 Miami: 0 UNC: 0

PUT DUKE IN THE PLAYOFFS COWARDS LET US GET A SIXTH LOSS

YOUR ACC FOOTBALL CHAMPION DUKE BLUE DEVILS

HAHAHAHHAHAHA DEVILS

DDMF

Exactly. Put Duke in the playoff, it’s what we’re all saying

Put Duke in the Playoff, cowards

Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...

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Is your head coach's girlfriend filing FOIA requests on your school's top comms official a good look? Asking for a friend

Terry Smith is about to walk into Pat Kraft’s office with a list of 409 reasons why he should get the job

no one else has been so consistently artful in describing the last decade of conservative politics than David Roth, and for this accursèd talent the least he deserves is a Pulitzer defector.com/the-conserva...

Made a French dip with leftover prime rib from thanksgiving and I think there’s a case it was the best sandwich I've ever had.

James Hoffman and David Byrne were separated at birth. I will not elaborate.

The Raiders fans behind us keep begging them to put Kenny Pickett in, which is about as down bad as anyone can possibly be

YOUR 7-5 DUKE BLUE DEVILS ARE GOING TO THE ACC CHAMPIONSHIP HAHAHAH THANK YOU CAL THANK YOU

ACC Championship Game appearances: Duke: 2 Miami: 1

CAL!!

SMU doesn’t deserve to play in the ACC title game. They can’t even beat Cal.

Assuming Duke holds on here, if Cal beats SMU or VT beats UVA, 7-5 Duke will go to the ACC title game.

the combination of the check down on 3rd and long to an 11 yard punt turned me into the joker, if you were wondering

Oh my god his leg bent the wrong way

“Six, seven. Interesting” - my dad