I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Tired: Rory looks really good Wired: Scottie is definitely still in contention Inspired:

Oh god, Parker Meadows just got obliterated by Riley Greene out in left center

Concerned Jason Benetti is actively losing his mind on this broadcast. So many hand-woven blankets in the crowd, so little time to examine them.

New (seriously): FIFA has now created an extra ticket category to sell "front" row World Cup seats for double the price of Category 1 tickets — which supposedly could’ve yielded “front” row seats when bought months ago. Fans feel deceived. More @theathletic.com: www.nytimes.com/athletic/718...

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

2 weeks to ram through an impeachment

I hate calling my representatives and I hate that this madman fascist and his death cult of sycophants has me doing it this fucking often.

it cant be said enough that all tech smart guys and billionaires thought this guy would be great and now the world economy is fucked we're like a week from gas rationing and their guy is threatening nukes.

They killed nearly 200 children on the first day of this war and no one of authority suffered a single consequence. That’s how we got here.

everything we are seeing now is the consequence of having a political environment in which indifference to the deaths and suffering of other people - even by the state whose supposed responsibility is to safeguard their welfare - is a superpower rather than a political liability

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

The Dodgers are back in Toronto for the first time since the swing of Miguel Rojas' life. ICYMI, Rojas broke down his game-tying home run in Game 7 pitch by pitch back in spring training: www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...

I have highlighted the most important paragraph of the story about the newest executive order about college sports

"all writers use AI" nope, get the entire fuck out of here with that

A single vote for Trump in the birthright citizenship case would be as bad as anything the Court has done since Bush v. Gore. This issue has been settled for more than a century. It is the jurisprudential equivalent of asking what 2+2 is. Any answer other than 4, something is deeply, deeply wrong.

My only thought left from that game is: What do you call a miracle when you're the victim of one?

Two straight years of the worst loss I’ve ever seen

All he had to do was hold onto the ball

I want the sun to explode and kill me

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

So many carless Duke possessions.

I should be able to make offers on Seat Geek. Like alright, your tickets have been sitting there unsold for four days and the game starts in an hour. Let me make you an offer.

The Pirates are on pace to outscore opponents this season Infinity to Zero

Glad we’re getting our “The Yankees scored so many runs! They’re unstoppable!” Game out of the way so early. We had to wait half a week for the torpedo bats game last year

There's a specific tone of cheer when a guy and his bros realize a complicated low-stakes scheme is going to work. It's the sound of dudes rocking and it's the most beautiful sound in the world.

Someone pay Miles to write about the things you love to watch because he’s very good at it and I would like to keep reading it

please hire my favorite movie / TV / Dad Stuff blogger, whom i will miss terribly

When someone you think is a moron posts a dumb, uninformed take and you get to be like “hey look at this dipshit”? Baby that’s better than drugs

Not having Caleb Wilson always meant Carolina was going to have a tough time in the tournament but woof that was ugly

Oh Carolina how

bad. bad bad bad bad bad.

Surely there’s no precedent on how a deal like this could go poorly for MLB

LA people who are looking to support independent local news—this is really exciting. Please share and subscribe!

I wrote about Venezuela, pride, and (finally) winning: defector.com/viva-venezue...

I can’t be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could lose the World Baseball Classic

This game rules

Bryce Harper hit that so hard his blood forcibly ejected itself from his veins, which is actually a desired result and part one of a three-step process

Bryce Harper is going to get that weird blood treatment for everyone on the team as a gift

Return of the King @rodger.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMV9...

That’s the called third strike that sent the U.S. to the WBC final. Woof.

I’m the guy who cuts the mic and then the lights when people are giving their Oscar speeches. I love doing it right before they say the thing they’ve worked their entire lives to say. I make $750,000 per year.

"No to war... and free Palestine" Javier Bardem

Martin Brundle’s voice was just played at the Oscars. What a silly sentence.

There’s no tying in Oscars!* *I’m being told there is a tie at the Oscars.

Duke just became the first ACC team to ever win the conference in men’s hoops, women’s hoops, and football in the same year.

It’s infuriating when someone I hate has good politics. Like no, you’re awful and you need to make it simpler for me to despise you.

Hey look, my book American Men is one of Amazon's most anticipated books of the spring. www.amazon.com/amazonbookre...