I'm aware that The Rapture is coming but most of the original members left and I'm given to understand that the one remaining guy is kind of a dick. I'm happy to just listen to "House of Jealous Lovers" in my living room thanks.

just realized that it's both Rosh Hashanah and Jacobin New Year at the same time. Trying to remember if there are any Jewish French Revolutionaries to celebrate and coming up with a blank

billions of dollars in AI investment is a windfall for NVIDIA. they then invest billions in AI to keep the grift going. Infinite money glitch discovered.

dudes rock

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

Y'know what sucks? It sucks when a monster has their reputation laundered by their death. What's that? Charlie who?

They had gay AFFAIRS

Big news about Motley Crue

I have been both of these posters

for @tonemadison.bsky.social, I wrote about what it's like to cook as a disabled person, and how even a minor disability can have a huge impact on your day-to-day life. this one's fairly personal, and i hope you read it. tonemadison.com/articles/sma...

its genuinely so funny to imagine them actually trying to get footage for a documentary that makes him look good and going "uhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck fuck fuck"

Cher the last movie you watched

i'm at the streetcar / i'm at the street plowing vehicle / i'm at the combination streetcar and plowing vehicle

you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

i saw goody proctor making inflammatory posts about charlie kirk

Is “Too Close” by Next the horniest song by a non-Prince Minneapolitan artist?

The US is imposing 1000% tariffs on ma, the concept of emptiness or negative space in Japanese cinema. From now on if a character quietly admires a river or sips a cup of tea, theaters will be taxed millions

Realized I have accidentally arrived in uptown a full hour before my movie is set to start. Where can one get one (1) drink in uptown these days?

The world never forgave either Jane Campion or Meg Ryan for this and the world is a worse place for it

I remain proud of this steamed hams video I made a few years ago youtu.be/chRIuwjomS4?...

D in a margin that would put the Dream Team at the Olympics to shame

The real issue in Ward 12 is Andrea Jenkins mistranslating Hamburguesa El Gordo to "Hamburger Iglesias," as if he's Enrique's brother.

hating the Mercator projection as the default map projection is a good and natural thing if you care about cartography. Deciding that the answer is Gall-Peters though just tells me you're a white savior type.

The follow-up post is the best part.

Barry and The Nameless One

With all the divisiveness in politics today I thought it would be nice to launch a new website that affirms something we can all agree on: a staggering number of Republicans are pedophiles. pedoconservatives.com

I don't know any of the references y'all are making I never played Minecraft. But the fact that some of you think I'm talking about Harry Potter is disturbing, you uncultured swine need to read a book by a dead bigot instead of a living one

This thread is a list of food related things that have a name suggesting that they would be from one place but are in fact largely associated with another place.

I went and read a couple of these Kirk quotes in context. To my surprise the "stoning gays" quote in context doesn't really advocate for stoning gays. It's a rhetorical device advocating for starving Palestinian children. So... lateral move at best.

This post that a friend of my partner's shared on FB potentially explains the Kristin Chenoweth thing, and is frightening.

it gives me no pleasure to report that the Deux Moulins Café has a La Cimbali M29 Selectron behind the bar and therefore Amélie's coffee probably sucks.

every time a film I want to see isn't available on any streamer I subscribe to I get it paged to my local library branch. It's the most wonderful way to give future-me a little present.

dinner du nord is downtown as playground: the elites dine on steak on nicollet mall while cops collect OT looking at their phones and an 81 year old woman asks me why buses are gone and she had to walk home to loring

remember when the internet writ large was convinced that Lady Gaga was trans? man that was weird.

everyday is shut the fuck up friday

#justice4LawyerDan #jobs4LawyerDan

thank you to the league of women voters for allowing me to continue my democracy in action photo series by having both the current mayor of minneapolis and a guy who announced his run on reddit where he also complained his dick was so big he can’t use the toilet share a stage

me to my date when it's 5:00: that's chappie hour

ranking of 2025 films with startling amounts of big dicks: 1. Splitsville 2. 28 Years Later 3. Eddington

I mean honestly as someone who needs to deal with italian company reps occasionally it's not just members of the press

Every time an Italian member of the press is racist I remember how Luca Guadagnino was called the n-word growing up

I love the fact that Alexander Payne has made two different movies about how Paul Giamatti is the guy who sucks and drinks too much and has depression that are also very profoundly different movies

absolutely dispute the idea of Constant Sorrow as a "song created for a movie" (the Dan Tyminski version from the soundtrack is basically a cover of the Stanley Bros version) anyway the answer is Black Sheep by Clash At Demonhead that should have torn up the charts in 2010

I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live

Hmm. Tell him to be careful if he visits Philly.

thank you, Arbys, I'm aware that Andrew Cuomo is running for Mayor of New York. this is old news.

This is the purest essence of why the Democrats fucked everything they believed in over 30 years: neoliberalism / “Abundance” is predicated on their project no longer needing an engaged public — indeed, it should discipline the public. Institutions will autopilot us to happiness.

TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!

Did you know that every western is actually about Thomas Hobbes and Jean-Jaques Rousseau? Read all about it today in this piece about 3:10 to Yuma