Calais Campbell better do a stint in Seattle at 44 so we can joke about Seahawks Legend Calais Campbell

I think the Seahawks are good

One Battle After Another, banger, yes, though a scene in beautiful Sacramento, CA—America’s farm to fork capitol—supposedly taking place in 2008 or 2009 shows the current Sacramento Kings arena, which did not open until 2016; concerning.

Big Dumper hype update: I bought the Mariners/Frasier hat

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

Okay I don’t want to say it but Dipoto inking Cal to a 6 year $105 m contract before the season may be the single best piece of work ever done in the majors?

60 from a switch hitting catcher at T Mobile is genuinely impossible

*swirls lineups around, lifts up to nose* an excellent vintage for baseball

Just placed that Sam Darnold sounds like Thomas Lennon

Enemyship with JJ McCarthy cancelled. Now Jaxson Dart is my new guy I want to fail.

my reaction to literally everything happening

my reaction to literally everything happening

As a Mariners fan this is particularly sweet because I was mad the team was two bats short coming into the season, and was proven right by their first half performance. Now they have the bats and they rule. I get to both be smugly vindicated and enjoy the moment?? What a world!

Mariners have a bye into the ALDS if the playoffs start today

Saints at Seahawks is a non-stop party

Absolutely incredible gag job by the Packers

Amorim: call the sackbulance… but not for me!

one more week til One Battle After Another?

seeing 70mm IMAX showings of One Battle after Another getting added, but it hasn’t yet happened for the big IMAX in Sacramento

The One Battle After Another review embargo dropped, and it’s being described universally as “the Cal Raleigh of movies,” “a platinum glove catcher of a picture,” and “the Big Dumper of the Multiplex”

I mean…

my reaction to everything happening

“So I’m gonna ask you one more time where‘s Ringo” “Ringo? I’m Peyton, Eli’s brother.” “I’m a star” “No… OMAHA” “I’m a big bright shining star” “O-MA-… put that away man”

Watching some bake off because I love to watch the man on TV be mad at the cookies

That Justin Herbert deep ball

In my dam sarnold era

Me when Notre Dame is still ranked at 0-2

In my dam sarnold era

Never a moment of doubt, Liverpool

People have both a responsibility to take steps to avoid marinating their brains in racism and a responsibility to walk away from platforms that actively promote racism. Anyone still on X is eschewing those responsibilities, and their political opinions should be ignored accordingly.

everything I’ve seen from ol’ Klint Kubiak

Al Michaels 9/11 Tribute To Al Michaels‘ Tribute To 9/11 presented by Amazon Prime

Cal Raleigh: MVP

Schmetzer should be next man up for USMNT after Poch

You have absolutely gotta be fucking kidding me.

I didn’t have Mamdani vs Infantino on my bingo card but sure, why not, no other fucker is going to stand up to FIFA

Thank you for your service

Reading the OBAA reactions while looking at the Conjuring Box Office and carving my bronze statue of David Zaslav

Tough ending to week one for me, a guy who decided he hates JJ McCarthy a few hours ago, but we’re on to Atlanta.

Justin Jefferson - Welcome to Buffalo - Best Catches and Tricks [4K DESPACITO HIGHLIGHT MIX]

okay hope all my mutuals are seated for this next one

People have both a responsibility to take steps to avoid marinating their brains in racism and a responsibility to walk away from platforms that actively promote racism. Anyone still on X is eschewing those responsibilities, and their political opinions should be ignored accordingly.

fuck lmao

Who caught that Bills TD?

*the Aristocrats voice* Elijah Arroyo!

moments like this are why you remake your offense to look like the Minnesota Vikings minus Justin Jefferson… I guess?