Darnold reminds me so much of a roommate I had in Seattle in my 20’s. Lanky redhead who wore a lot of plaid, loved being outdoors and loved football. Great guy... but also could be goaded into terrible decisions (was helping a buddy to buy a barge to open a barge club in the Puget Sound?)

when the Olivia Nuzzi profile hits the work Slack

cant wait to explain to my kids that pasta used to taste better but now it’s all weird and grainy because the world’s gaudiest pedophile insisted

Embarrassed for all my friends who went to Dalton; that former math teacher sends such poorly structured emails

Nico Harrison right now:

This football game?

Real “lesser of two weevils“ news cycle huh?

The Seahawks one weakness this year is insane fumbles when backed up against their own endzone….

Pete Carroll 12 years ago: what if the defensive talent is so good and the scheme so sound we can dominate with vanilla looks? What could be better than that? Mike McD today: what if we had all that but also did a bunch of crazy disguise bullshit bespoke for each game, that would be way better

Take heating up!

Just remembered I have Seahawks D in fantasy

John Schneider about to invent new levels of smugness

Looks like I was just a year early

Got two emails, a text and a push alert telling me that my flight on Wednesday is not impacted by the FAA slowdown

Had to say goodbye to a very good boy, Edgar Martinez Friedman, after a good and long life earlier this week. Posting some pics of him on the least bad social media site I’m aware of. Miss you forever, bud.

as the father of a boy and a girl, where’s a parenting book that teaches me to raise my kids to be like these two???

Sacramento looking for other blue state cities that don’t have flight cuts

NESCAC Harmony Administration

This is Tom Jones playing What's Up Pussycat. This is Rod Stewart playing Maggy May. This is Billy Joel second encore playing Scenes From an Italian Restaurant.

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

My take on the NY Mayor race:

Of all the improbable Sam Darnold stats, the most improbable is that he has only been sacked 9 times in 8 games, tied with Baker for the lowest total for any QB who has started all of their games

working on a DeMarcus Lawrence is a bigger miss for the Cowboys than Micah Parsons take so hot that it will leave Earth uninhabitable, with an atmosphere like Venus’

A Midwest emo song called “An Appropriate Time For Zach Charbonnet Runs”

I continue to have never been more wrong about anything Seahawks related than this

My brain is broken but this is what it does everytime I use avocado oil these days

This must be what Packers fans felt like after the Russ pick in XLIX, and it is INTOXICATING

Two most horrific losses in WS history belong to the last two teams that beat the Mariners in the ALCS… maybe next time just let us win??

OH MY GOD EAT SHIT GEORGE SPRINGER LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

GET HER NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

Never go full Mariners

Mookie Betts, the bowler?

I’m hearing the game of inches is BASEBALL?

How the World Series must be won

De Blasio: "Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Bill de Blasio That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?"

I’m gonna decree a pleasure-dome so stately

Where my drug positive kids books at? As a parent who uses Bluesky I’ve obviously got the pro-lbgtq+ books but I can’t find anything to counteract the anti-drug stuff my kid is getting at school.

I mean…

How many times did Ohtani reach base tonight??

Drake Maye and Russell Wilson were on the same Pro Bowl team in 2024

If Sun-, Mon-, or Tues- the -day do be, The game is on Peacock or perhaps N- and/or ABC; If Wednesday has come round again, 'Tis wise to check ESPN; Yet if it be long weekend time, Search Disney's sports verticals, but first try searching Prime

I’ve heard of Aaron Rodgers playing for the Packers but AGAINST the Packers??

we have invented omelas from the story don't invent omelas

The Dodgers are in the World Series, McCarthyism is back, and there isn't nearly enough housing to go around—all of which makes this a good time to read Stealing Home. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/eric-...

“It used to be obvious that Carson Wentz was better than Jared Goff. Jeff Fisher. 7-9. We’d laugh and laugh at the Rams. Todd Gurley? Todd Gurley? You kidding me?”

Me to whoever the GM of the Saints is

setting aside everything else… pretty sure the first shot in this is an allusion to this: