Lawrence Tynes is most famous for getting MRSA from a locker room and then suing the team

By gawd that’s former mariner Chris Taylor @spikefriedman.bsky.social

I disagree with Danny here on a technicality. If Zohran’s teams go In and Out and win the Double-Double (and watching the Knicks win from the cheap seats makes it Animal Style) that makes him de facto Governor of California, and we can cancel our current election.

The Knicks are the most millennial team because it’s a bunch of college friends trying to still hang out and start a podcast together and they all have a job where they work for the devil

Based on the behavior of every Arsenal fan I share a group chat with, I wasn’t nearly insufferable enough about the Seahawks winning the Super Bowl.

“The Manchester Bottle Man was meme Icarus… the Manchester Bottle Man… flew too close to the meme sun…“ I mutter under my breath over and over again as they wheel me back for my frontal lobotomy

The only thing that can prepare you for the hardship of being a Mariners fan is a lifetime of being a Mariners fan

Heartbreaking: Portnoy posted about not betting on the Cavs +6.5

This Knicks performance is a real heat check on Zohran

Wemby with more boards than the OKC starting five combined

Live footage of me watching OKC get their hearts ripped out by an alien

two pro-Spencer Pratt thinkpieces in one week?

struggling to put something in context… anyone know any movies or TV where a powerful crime guy isn’t just enriching himself, but he’s also enriching his family and his most violent lieutenants?

where I'm at on the current federal domestic policy situation

With regards to supposed Mariners prospect Colt Emerson, based on factors such as “history” and “my trauma” I will not believe in an American infield prospect for the Mariners until he has proven himself by amassing 60+ career WAR, and even then I’ll look at him askance until he’s in Cooperstown

Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke

Remember when Al Michaels basically missed Rashid Shaheed’s punt return TD against the Rams on TNF and went “Rashid ShaHEED?” after he had already scored, and then the Seahawks won the Super Bowl?

Fun fact: you can just watch the last 4+ minutes of the Seahawks NFCCG win over the Rams on a Friday in mid-May. That’s permissible. No one can stop you.

Referenced "Combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut" today at work and no one knew what the fuck I was talking about. Do they not teach the classics anymore in school???

Remember when the Mariners signed Chone Fighins off a literally MVP caliber season (.1 WAR behind the winner Joe Mauer) to an incredibly team friendly four year, 38 million dollar contract and he somehow underperformed that contract by ~50 million dollars?

We used to be a proper country

Drobheadz unite!

Who up thinking about Peja Drobnjak?

John Cage’s 4’33” because they won’t let us have a voice in politics, am I right folks??

I underrated the Sacramento Kings experience with this skeet

I think that’s the right call but the next Arsenal fan that says LiVARpool to me gets a broken nose anyway

The VC that funded Torment Nexus Inc. successfully suing the author of “The Torment Nexus” for inspiring the wrongful death of TNI CEO Chort Holbrook (dead from Torment in a Nexus)

Master and Commander 4DX rerelease when?

Every single political post on here right now LARPing as policy wonks and outlining solutions or whatever is proposing stuff that Biden needed to do in 2021, and all of it is insufficient for the present moment

The two potential new Seahawks owners that are being reported are a Democrat and a British guy?

Can a single image get a song stuck in your head?

Wow you can just watch the Seahawks best defensive plays from Super Bowl LX on a random night in early May. That’s legal. That’s allowed.

There has never been a single dive in soccer as egregious as the median SGA shot

True story about my life:

The deadly chemical in Michael Clayton is Culcitate and the evil metal in Andor is Kalkite, suggesting a connected Gilroyverse across which pernicious minerals share a linguistic herita— *a taut cable snaps inside my skull—BANG!— foamy brain matter oozes out of my ears and nose*

“my dad is coming home” vs. “everyone will die? including my son?” gonna be a crazy final in the “that one line in a Nolan movie that absolute clangs off your ear“ bracket

Who else derisively uses the phrase "going Leeroy Jenkins" in a professional setting at least three or four times a year to mostly blank stares?

ManCHEATers UnLIEted

The only thing that can prepare you for the hardship of being a Mariners fan is a lifetime of being a Mariners fan

Me watching Saka ball out

where I’m at on the current federal foreign policy situation

Tfw you need to get Arthur committed so you ask your firm’s fixer who at the firm is an expert on psychiatric commitment statutes and he tells you that it’s Arthur.

All-in on Tim Apple buying the Seahawks as I assume he would be so laser focused on streamlining concessions sourcing logistics that he wouldn’t meddle with the on field product too much

This is the greatest soccer match of all time

Funko Pop of James Spader from The Blacklist

Remember when Al Michaels basically missed Rashid Shaheed’s punt return TD against the Rams on TNF and went “Rashid ShaHEED?” after he had already scored, and then the Seahawks won the Super Bowl?