Now that I understand the Seahawks playoff scenarios... I think that they are only marginally better off winning on Saturday? Path if they win (and the Rams beat Arizona): Bye, vs. Rams, vs. Bears/Eagles/Niners/Packers Path if they lose: @TB/Car, @SF, @Bears/Eagles or vs. Rams/Packers

the two most likely super bowl matchups heading into week 18

Falcons got this locked up, no doubt

Gate agent for my red eye just said, “we‘re gonna board here in a minute and the crew wants to get going so I need you all on your game,” and if this pep talk works I’m nominating her for a FIFA Peace Prize

Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear

Engles saw workers in 19th century Manchester paying 25 percent of their income towards rent and was so aghast he invented communism. 25 percent of income going towards rent doesn’t even qualify as being rent-burdened in America today.

“The grandma was RUNNING! In the street!”

Feliz Claytondad

*preheating the ol’ take oven* Rivers is a top ten QB and Seattle holding him to 16 was illustrative of their excellence

Does anyone watch team-specific sports streamers while watching the game? Or do they solely exist as sad clowns to get turned into montages after they get destroyed for other teams' fans to consume?

Skimming through the FTN Super Bowl matchup odds and...

Heartwarming: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Dozen Bad Points

I for one can’t imagine the Packers losing a huge game after suffocating a good offense on an insane late comeback fueled by an onside kick recovery and finished off by a perfect deep bomb into an impossible window

My message to my plumber after he finished like three months of repiping work in our 100 year old house and got everything working

This Eagles team, man

This is extreme loser behavior. There were over six minutes left in the game when this play happened. Entire rest of the game plays out differently if the two-pointer fails anyway.

I write sparse, brutal tales about life on ALF’s home planet under the pen name Melmac McCarthy

Stars: they’re just like us

Called it

Last time I’ve felt anything like this after a Hawks game was the Blair Walsh miss

LCHAIM BITCHES HAPPY HANNUKAH

WE BEAT THE FUCKING RAMS

I WILL NEVER DIIIIIIIEEE

Al Michaels just said the Seahawks are minus 2 on points for the season which is only off by like 160

Happy for Macaulay Caulkin

The LOB era Seahawks never had insane stupid stuff happen and then the defense wakes up and they make a terrible game into an instant classic

Go Hawks still I guess

Still time pal

Leave it to a Shula to return Darnold to his AFC East form

Stafford could win the MVP with this performance while losing this game, and to me that’s beautiful

go hawks imo

It is very funny to see people extending Puka Nacua the benefit of the doubt for what he said on a shitty manosphere incel stream

Jermaine Kearse would never

I don’t want to be a fan cop? But uh, I don’t think you get to boo your team down 6 at home in the first half because you didn’t like the 3rd and 16 play call?

It's rather incredible to me how many sports outlets' primary takeaway from this livestream was that Nacua criticized NFL refs and not that he did something EXTREMELY antisemitic during it. AA is practically the only one to actually highlight this.

rooting for kam to unretire and [redacted] this loser

Dana Carvey Johnny Carson voice: I did not know that

In the USA even the very wealthy old men must perform as gladiators until death in inhospitable outposts like Indianapolis in order to provide their children with medical care.

Arne Slot to Amorim

Having fun looking at the career leaders in QB rating

Darnold and Rivers is a real Coughing Baby vs Coughing Grampa battle huh?

Leonard Williams could (and likely will) absolutely murder him, but I’m far less confident against Rivers than I would be against Riley Leonard or Brett Rypien

This week’s @billbarnwell.com pod was great. The premise: what past non-HOF player from each team (or linked to the staff) could unretire like Rivers and have a huge impact. Hawks picks were Hutch and Vernon Davis; both upgrades but one is HOF and the Davis/Kubiak link is iffy. My pick? Marshawn.

I know he started in comedy but it’s Bradley Cooper in Licorice Pizza for me

Thrilled to announce the public release of sAIableman 1.0: the AI assistant that will automatically recommend the right bottle of wine to defuse any awkward situation. Unfortunately, we can't prevent it from fucking your wife.

Watching Seahawks All Access and oh look my best friend from childhood is there