POV: you and @spikefriedman.bsky.social dropped $150 a piece to see Shaquille O’Neal (DJ Diesel) perform an hour of 2013-vintage dubstep drops at the Sphere as an opening act, with no plans to stay for the headliner, and the edible has been hitting too hard since before dinner at the Caesars buffet

will throw down for my adopted home of Sacramento, California, the capital of the fifth largest economy in the world

Shaq@Sphere with @milesklee.bsky.social

On Good Friday, remember: this Is what happens when you crucify a great man.

Shaq@Sphere tickets acquired

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

The only screen time discourse I’m interested in

Italy getting back to the World Cup?

update: Sphere tickets are down to 180 a person, so possible I'm now coordinating a dozen people going to the Sphere to see Shaq

What on earth just happened to my Google News algorith?

The competition committee after Sean McVay finished his rule change explanation

Step one: don’t serve ham at Passover

Real talk, are people aware of the relatively high chance (~20%?) that CA ends up with a Republican governor? I feel like I’m losing my mind.

How many times in Scheyer’s tenure has Duke had the worst tourney loss I’ve ever seen?

“They kind of lucked into having two guys peel onto Boozer right there. I know that can‘t be part of their design. So… fortuitous bust by them.”

Fortuitous Bust for UConn

Within the lifecycle of empires, this is the stage America currently inhabits

Mariners Dream dinner guests arranged across the political spectrum

The Mariners have literally never played in a normal game (derogatory)

Republicans when six pedophiles march to protest interracial marriage armed with AR-15s: this is the righteous anger of god flowing through the common man Democrats when 10,000 schoolteachers protest fascism: I agree with you in theory, but if one cop gets mad, you’re as bad as them maybe worse

I for one think it’s a bit on the nose that the anti-trans LA Olympics will have events held in a theme park with a Harry Potterland

Parenting is hard, but sometimes you're in your office, and can hear your three year old in the other room saying, "Jake Bobo won the Super Bowl, he's one of the Seahawks," and it's all worth it.

once in a while i'm reminded that we're hosting the olympics in two years and have a Muad'Dib vision of hell on earth

Tiger Woods driving to Walgreens on a clear day

Wally Joyner because I had this Disneyland/National Lampoon's Vacation crossover "Wally World" poster on my wall growing up:

Important history

Built out an “Oops All Cuttino Mobleys” starting five in a group chat with @williefitz.bsky.social. PG: Jameer Nelson SG: Cuttino Mobley SF: Hedo Turkoglu PF: Theo Ratliff C: Chris Kaman All players must meet objective standards to align with Cutinno while also having an ineffable level of guyness

Always jarring to transition from the perennial weird competence of the Seahawks to the perennial weird incompetence of the Mariners

Sometimes you’re reading Tim Wakefield’s Wikipedia page and WHAT WAS GARTH BROOKS’ CHILDREN’S CHARITY CALLED??

Wirecutter ARE YOU OKAY???

post a non religious picture you think of as holy

Real talk: is ditching friends for one night of a Vegas trip to spend 350 bucks to see Shaq do a DJ set at the Sphere acceptable behavior?

This guy couldn't go two weeks after apologizing for anti-semitism before doing more anti-semitism!

the thing about posting tweets over here to dunk on them is that all posts over there are at best absolute liquid dogshit (and at worst legit hate crimes) and anyone who still logs on there is at best an idiot boiling their brain in absolute liquid dogshit (and at worst a nazi)

secured the bag (the bag is a boat) (the boat holds snacks)

As the original Jake Bobo Bluesky meme poster, I simply must congratulate the Seahawks on their most important wide receiver contract of the day

Genuinely very funny to me that Disneyland set up a virtual queue for a fifteen minute show about Walt Disney’s life that was not full after the very first showing but went ”fuck it, we do it live“ for their first offering with Bluey and ended up with a six hour line wrapping back to the castle.

Talked to my dad tonight who is in Southeast Asia where there simply is no diesel for trucking and agriculture… so that’s chill

Having just rewatched The Truman Show… shot for shot remake with Tim Robinson

local man decides methadone doesn’t hit like fent so no reason to go clean

Just watched another 75 minutes of Seahawks highlights thanks to the Roku channel and still think I’ve been shorted.

For about a year I've been working with some of the best reporters and editors in L.A. to build a brand new city news outlet. It launches tomorrow. Is it possible to operate a sustainable local journalism business in 2026? Let me know! lamaterial.com

Are folks out there aware of the ramifications of the CA Gubernatorial primary potentially being the biggest own-goal in the history of modern politics?

Lessssgoooo

Feel bad for PCA getting pulled into all this troop humping nonsense when he could have easily Nepo Baby’d his way into a Writers Assistant gig on the Scrubs reboot

Am I cheering for Venezuela? Well…

I saw a documentary once about a Miami dolphin in a tank who gets kidnapped, but the whole thing was riddled with weird transphobia.

Couple at the next table on what appears to be a first date: Man: There's no team I've spent more time hating than the Mariners Woman: You're an Astros fan? Man: Mariners fan.

I went to Knott's Berry Farm on two school field trips in middle school, a very real place that @milesklee.bsky.social believed the Simpsons made up for a Season 17 episode called Millhouse of Sand and Fog