The Mets are now losing this game 16-9

Using Caley’s good analysis here to recklessly confirm my prior that Trump cast a pall over the best USMNT iteration ever and they choked accordingly

Granit Xhaka in his old age looks like what AI would produce if you asked it to hallucinate a non-existent member of the Jackass crew

Oh man, poor Mo

Vintage Salah run, I’m crying

EGYYYYYPT

Unsurprisingly immaculate take

Trump take CUM

Yes Country For Old Man (Romelu Lukaku)

You can run from it, hide from it, Ricardo Pepi comes for you all the same

When Trump gets involved

No Country For Old Man (Tim Ream)

Lmao Courtois can’t handle the 12s

The only good intersection of sports and politics happened when Pete Carroll grilled a five star general about 9/11

this is confirming my priors… but the USMNT is absolutely crumbling under the scrutiny Trump brought to the team

Just saying… Zohran went to Bowdoin

me watching 41 year old Cristiano Ronaldo try to play football

me watching 41 year old Cristiano Ronaldo try to play football

JSN wearing a Mariners hat World Cup crowd shot

world cup discourse currently

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I liked it better when the most uniformed soccer opinions I heard every four years were things like "they need to stop the clock" and "Dustin Pedroia would win the Ballon d'Or".

Noting CUM pared 2 U

With Canada and Mexico out it’s worth noting CUM pares to U

My word

20 minutes to survive the ultimate onslaught and you’ve got a keeper from Everton, a ginormous goon from Newcastle, and a out of position fullback from Spurs with a cracked jaw or something… my word

his arms are too tiny

This is too good

Trent has zero career red cards

Oh Quansah wyd baby

the book of this match has already been written for Jordan Pickford

Arsenal with Saka this year was so much more fun to watch and less cynical than Arsenal without him. Same goes for England too I guess.

What a ball from Saka

Just rewatched the Macca red card against Bournemouth (which was rescinded) and well…

This is so dumb

THE TRUMAN SHOW (1998)

That match wasn’t great, but Luis Diaz ripping Thomas Partey’s soul out of his chest on the biggest stage in sports is always a good time

Colombia and Ghana kick off in 30 minutes????

Vozinha saving a Messi free kick

Vozinha stopping Messi 1 on 1

These hydration break ads are still absolutely infuriating

Wonder what happened last time they played? Better rewatch that match 200-300 times in the next week to make sure I remember

Matt Ryan losing a decisive game in Texas in embarrassing fashion in overtime? Unprecedented.

*tears streaming down my face* My GOAT’s not fully washed

Mikel Arteta watching fouls on corners get called

The big four as I’ve always called them

If the Seahawks can beat the Rams at Lumen without Zach Charbonnet, the USMNT can beat the Belgians there without Balogun, no problem

(It’s an orange card and a dumb fuck place to put your foot up a goal with all the momentum)