Every article on MarketWatch makes The Cut look like a bastion of the well-adjusted

Today we honor one father above all, cursed with The Dreaded Laramie

New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

Never seen the USMNT look anything close to this good, wow

Halftime vibes 🇨🇦🇧🇦

My Cousin Vinny reference in the 2026 NBA Finals, what a world

Using Gemini to become an NBA All Star, overcoming my awful body by telling the model to prioritize athleticism

I don't think I've experienced real happiness since this moment.

RIP Mulligan. Went to the big Drumstick ice cream cone in the sky last night. (He loved those.) Everybody should have a family cat live over 20 years, so you can remember all of the versions of yourself and family that he saw over that time. He was sweet to the end.

Argentina is never beating the allegations

Confident in my ability to properly conquest, I take the field. I praise Ba'al before my opponent. David does not return the gesture. He'd be holier if he did. He slings. The rock passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly.

Teleportation stocks soar as mom vanishes during peekaboo

the most american headline I've heard

this says a number of things about cassidy, few of them flattering

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

Incredible things happening in the Murdaugh case

When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.

Famed food critic Anton Ego dead from hantavirus-infected meal

Absolutely 👍 youtu.be/k1MVnzd2aVc

If Rudy is on the way out it's only fair that we remind ourselves of this, the funniest thing that has ever happened. People are sometimes gaslit into being told that finding this amusing is "cringe" or "resist lib" and that is wrong. It was an absolute, cast iron, day of absolute hilarity.

RIP to a king

the mf who just took 36 duck breasts out of the sous vide

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“To say that President Trump is corrupt is to somehow understate the size, scope and magnitude of his corruption. It is as if you were to describe a modern thermonuclear device as a ‘bomb.’ That is true enough, but it is not quite the truth. It does not capture the nature of the thing in full.”

Don’t skydive with that baby

Smoking on that Orban pack, yerd me

ORBÁN CONCEDED

that's mii in the corner

I don’t think I should have to eat my veggies tonight, to be honest with you

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

That’s fucking right!

The Pitt writers sending Ogilvie to surgery for the last couple episodes

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

*returning from the Annihilation shimmer* wow, it’s really something. There’s this bear, it talks, but it doesn’t talk like a bear, it talks like a person. But there was a man, big man, muscular, very shiny. And I said “is that our guy” and they said they didn’t know but we’re looking into it.

there is a third city type (new orleans) but we only have one domestic new orleans

Went maybe five minutes too long on the left loaf but I’m pretty proud of these

TJ Power I hate you with a burning passion, but goddamn that was impressive

“Sweden’s” ahem, my brother is from Lafayette

my uncle who works at nintendo has been extradited to a CIA black site

DTF St Louis line that will rattle around my brain forever: “he was being aggressive during my sand time”

Incredible self-parody here for Wirecutter to name the top budget pick as "a cardboard box"