there is a third city type (new orleans) but we only have one domestic new orleans

Went maybe five minutes too long on the left loaf but I’m pretty proud of these

TJ Power I hate you with a burning passion, but goddamn that was impressive

“Sweden’s” ahem, my brother is from Lafayette

my uncle who works at nintendo has been extradited to a CIA black site

DTF St Louis line that will rattle around my brain forever: “he was being aggressive during my sand time”

Incredible self-parody here for Wirecutter to name the top budget pick as "a cardboard box"

Just want to note that 3am in Washington is like 11:30am in Tehran. The American people are the ones he snuck up on in the dead of night to conduct this illegal attack, not the purported enemy.

the reason we’re bombing iran is because thats the penis thing to do and not bombing is vagina

yeah i like tariff -- ta riff with the boys

Yes we absolutely can

George: He mogged me! Jerry: Mogged you? George: I got mogged! Jerry: You were looksmaxxing at ASU, it’s no wonder. *Kramer enters with a hammer and bandage around his jaw*

World of t-shirts walked so Clavicular could run

Krewe of Thoth riders kicked off float for allegedly throwing beads at federal agents | Click on the image to read the full story https://www.wdsu.com/article/krewe-thoth-parade-throwing-beads/70371139?utm_campaign=snd-autopilot

Back on our Skyfall bullshit

This is blackout poetry to me

TGIWFWTD Y’all

FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.

The Angel Reese appearance in A House of Dynamite is one of the most out-of-nowhere cameos I’ve ever seen

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

THEY PUT THE 13 MEN ON THE FIELD PENALTY IN THE AD!!!!

AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form. CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened. AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it. CHOTINER: Right.

Crushed. Gutted. An absolute hero and comedy queen. One of the only times I ever got starstruck was when I saw her in real life. RIP Catherine O’Hara

we can finally achieve 30 Rock's best sight gag

RIP Greg Bovino

Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts

TGIWF

This video filmed by Ben Luhmann shows the moment a federal agent sprayed chemical irritants directly into a man's face in south Minneapolis. Three agents already had the man pinned to the ground when a fourth agent walked up and sprayed the irritants.

This is a very scary thread, but now that everything's all right, I think it's everyone's duty to convince this person they never actually woke up.

Just drove by Amy Coney Barrett Court in Metairie and it is basically an access road for a strip mall which is about what she deserves

We made it

I wrote about The Tantrum State and living in it. Personally I do not care for it very much. defector.com/fascists-are...

holy fuck it’s real

the red sox told me they kept trading third basemen so i asked how many third basemen they have and they said they just go to the free agent market and get a new third baseman afterwards so i said it sounds like they’re just feeding third basemen to other teams and then wally started crying.

An essay very fitting for the moment, from @coletteshade.bsky.social www.welcometohellworld.com/the-destruct...

I started this brand because Indiana lost the Pinstripe Bowl. Indiana Football is going to the National Championship.

yeah I got you

i've done so many damn crosswords and rebuses are good when done well! some of my favorite puzzles of all time have been rebuses. but the execution has to be basically perfect, or they risk become an excruciating slog

There we go. That there’s a headline.

Steppe nomad stuck in washing machine

Trying to imagine "US-skeptic Greenlander who is swayed by Jeff Landry" and spontaneously combusting

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Same way I found out about Epstein

People support him because he reflects their values and character. He reflects their souls.