this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

I’ve lived in my house for over two years and only just now noticed that a Grain Belt is lodged in the basement pipes lol. Hell yeah brother (prior homeowner)

There’s no reconciliation with or reintegration of these government employees after this

I think they speak through history with one voice

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

Oscar the Grinch

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Bill Plaschke apology form dot jpg?????

To the social media staffer monitoring this account: You deserve better! Make a graceful exit now! You may have to take a paycut doing the same job elsewhere, but you'll definitely sleep better!

So what now. Do they just get to keep attacking this family until they get the outcome they want?

lmao NBC is doing takedown requests for videos of JD Vance Getting boo'd at the Olympics

See, tennis fans? It’s not that weird to ask athletes questions like this on the world stage.

You don’t see many literal, actual “what is she cooking” instances in the wild

you don't want people like David Remnick to be complete dumbasses, you know? You want these literary institutions to mean something

Feels like "mixed reactions" on kicking puppies is some kind of Rubicon

The Offspring had a song about this

Threads is I think currently the most important social media platform because it's the only one where the witches have discovered the magical barrier protecting Trump from harm. it's not a barrier of his own making btw it's apparently an Outer God's doing

Hi, FBI? I want to report a nuclear burn.

The reason why DHS can't be reformed is that something like this isn't just the uniformed brutes of ICE & other depts; It's also how many people passively complying with moving the paperwork along and things like that. Too many people who seem to be able to live with themselves after participating.

maybe I'm just some kind of no-nothing rube, but why is Joaquin Castro giving a statement? where are the elected officials from MINNESOTA where this family lives? where is Tim Walz? Where is Amy Klobuchar?

I think that this sequence might be the single most pointlessly sadistic government action of my lifetime

obvious what’s happening here, and that they’re serious, to anyone who hasn’t entrenched themselves into the opposite take by virtue of stubbornness

gotta be @thelitcritguy.bsky.social and his stuff on Horror Vanguard

feels like future Humanities Departments will need separate specializations in "2020s America," "early 2020s America," "late 2020s America," "late 2020s digital America," "the 2025-2027 American Midwest," "The Crater," "The Territories," "New Beijing Studies," etc

My foolproof way of determining if crypto is doing well or not is always to check the major cryptocurrency subreddits and if more than 50% of them have the suicide hotline number pinned on their front-page then I know that crypto is doing really really really well

I'm way less offended by someone voting for Herbert for MVP than I am that McCaffrey was the only non-QB in contention

Any other tennis people see that Potapova post lmao

Kamala thank you so much for your renewed focus on Posting. Posting got us into this mess and Posting will get us out

what is there left to say about this person

this man is operating on like Early Fidel levels of Charismatic Strongman lol. He's gonna have New Yorkers marching around in parades for him soon

just sold all my bitcoin after the drop. will buy it again after it goes up

just remembered that Indiana won the CFB championship. lol

Modest Maus

basically if you ever thought it would be fun to be miranda priestly's assistant except her favorite movie is sonic 3: have kids

It’s honestly incredible how every catastrophe is actually just one story

kamala harris's 6-7 themed zoomer digital marketing group has already changed its name after getting made fun of. for some reason they changed it to "68." we're witnessing a level of political instinct never before imaginable

Putting my little monthly amount into retirement and brokerage. I sure hope that all these load-bearing tech companies aren’t totally fraudulent! Haha

again... I would not dismiss this out of hand

All the Hall of Fame selections tonight were fine and correct. —EH

Is this good chat

a thing I said to my therapist this week - all of this is the closest proximity I have ever felt to evil in my life. that’s what will be so hard to ever forget. the dedication to fucking with this boy and this family is just so evil without any purpose whatsoever.

I think this sort of thing more than anything else fills me with dread. They’re just never gonna do anything

(trying to figure out what to serve my friend's miniature boyfriend at a dinner party) would he want to swig an elixir of growing?

anyway yesterday during the throes of food poisoning I came up with an argument for why Roger Federer is still the GOAT

okay I'm making an announcement to my MN friends: you get to post about Other Stuff still. It doesn't mean you're not still doing all the stuff we're all doing out there, it doesn't mean you've checked out. It's no one's job to perform horror and misery all day online. You don't owe this space that

it's been talked and memed and flogged to the point of saturation and desensitization but.... the ongoing Epstein stuff just does not feel good to look at or think about lol. let alone the way media is joining hands around the idea that it's not that big of a deal

I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months

periodic post that Microsoft Word is complete dogshit now, an active insult to have to use