Brandy, as she lays whiskey down

Prince shooting a jump shot.

Kevin Garnett extending for the jam.

For anyone wondering what Greg Bovino has been up to lately…

The psycho pedophile regime who kidnaps and kills us is polling unfavorably

@cjzero.bsky.social coming out of time out, did you capture Ant with short lowered to mid thigh

Gronk has killed The Rizzler

Guy (me in 2085) walking around bars offering to take photos of revelers

Guys who argues over rye bread

Guy who takes his parents to his local bar and makes them stand in front of bar to take a picture

@drewmagary.bsky.social for their final broadcast, NBC should sentence Tirico and Collingsworth to fight to the death on air after the game

The primary use-case for LLMs as marketed is a personal assistant for people who don't have one but think they deserve it, and every time you see them try to use it as a personal assistant you realize why nobody should give them one

pynchon-ass dental practice

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

How Los Feliz does lemonade stands.

Latest Wolves: Following a precedent from last year, I wrote a regular season review framed around what I posed as the X factors for the season in my October regular season preview. www.minnpost.com/sports/2025/...

Proper new social norm rule just dropped. Regardless of city.

@lzats.bsky.social morning. Hope you feel better (saw patreon note, not spying) quick Q: will the critique reply come from the PR gmail address? I am a first timer so not clear on how everything works. Thanks!

@sl4ck3r.com are you excited about the possibility of Darnold in Sea?

MBS on a first date

My wife when I tell her about my day (doing nothing again)

Really like Shannon's physicality, something that will always play in the NBA if you are moderately skilled otherwise and he is

This one, where he asks where the actual money is. perfect instinct, don't need more than this to get it youtu.be/aA20Me6o_ZE?...

You put an authentic stroopwafle in front of me and I will go feral

A Senator that has no idea about streaming advancements

Talmage has locked himself in his room until I take the gogurts out of the fridge safe

Me in Echo Park

🎤hhhhwwwwwwelcome to the Bluesky, it gets worse here every day 🎶

Conclave really messed up not having Louis Cancelmi strutting St Peters

What was that commercial on FanDuel sports with the mini Chinese drama of AI actors

.

Guy who posts picture of a new bar he found like it saved his life

I think that this @mhrowe.bsky.social short story in Barrelhouse is one of the best pieces of "internet fiction" I've ever read. Basically no one writes about Online well in stories and this one nails it, along with nailing a bunch of other things www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/g...

When I worked at dairy queen teenagers fucked in the freezer

Reporting DEI programs at X meta tesla ‘zon

I am in a WeHo bar near TJs and Caitlyn just told me I can call her Brucie Boy if I get the next round

Easier to drive drunk in the flatland

Starting my tiktok business this weekend. Wish me luck!

DOGE Department of Giant Explosions

I have turned my eyes away from the horror.

i'll tell you this. nothing about this horrible franchise is getting fixed until we bring this font back

Big Doinks. rip big dave

Tired: Watch Duty Wired: Watch Booty