✅ FACT: Croutons are a healthy snack for all ages.

croutons undefeated addition to chicken caesar wrap

kinda shirt you wear after you trade your PlayStation and Final Fantasy VII with a friend for their gaming PC

June 1st

Me, at church when there's a child being disruptive: ah what a joyful moment to reflect on the implacable spontaneity of youth! Me, at a movie when there's a child being disruptive: billions must perish.

went here and spied your grand palazzo in disrepair

My hungry ass thought this was a slug 🤣

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when you have a werther's right after waking up from a nap >>>>>

oh hello

I NEED to GRILL.....

these are the Ur movie candy (you could even say they are "without equal", heh) and the fact that Wegman's tries to charge double the price for their store brand equivalent is the biggest indictment of their whole shtick

(guy who grew up in a post office) i’m mail socialized

Pope Leo: “The Trinity helps us to love everyone and everything because through it, we understand that every created thing is made for relationship. Yet, on the other hand, we learn why polarization, a dislike of diversity, and division lead to sadness, destruction, and an emptiness in the world.”

✅ Trinitarian Buddha confirmed.

I am always thinking about how little we talk about human prehistory: by this measure our species is 3750 people old! 98% of our timeline is almost entirely lost to us! but it barely makes an appearance in our present-day culture/art/stories

really despise how much influence 4chan has on our current moment but at the same time I think a Candle Jack movie could actually be interesting if done w

don't really get the appeal of the Backrooms movie. I can just imagine all that stuff happening in my head for free.

Can't remember where on the net I saw this originally but definitely belongs here.

you know that old saying: invent an inscrutable machine that pretends to chop wood even though it has no concept of what "wood" is, and create a subscription service to carry water, except whoops, there's no water left but we substituted a combination of mercury & antifreeze in this month's shipment

she has done no wrong and is clearly a sincere follower of Brother Juniper Thought

this movie rocks!! Falconetti's facial expressions are burned into my soul. the sorrow is poignant but for me her moments of exuberance are what really stand out. it's been ~100 years and in my mind no one has come close to capturing on film the zeal of someone fully driven by the Holy Spirit.

Happy feast day to Joan of Arc! I love her and she is the best. Happy feast day of Joan of Arc to all of you. Here’s one of my favorite modern paintings of her, by Donato Giancola. She usually gets action shots, made really feminine, etc. This is different.

fascinated by this genre of completely contentless youtube comment

I get the anti-car sentiment shared by other commenters but it IS really fucked up that in order to park here you have to have a smartphone and a credit card.

hold up... Flo Rida... Florida... Fluoride...

psalms kinda GOATed for this: Save me, O God, for the waters have come up to my neck. I sink in deep mire, where there is no foothold; I have come into deep waters, and the flood sweeps over me. I am weary with my crying; my throat is parched. My eyes grow dim with waiting for my God.

randomly got a few cases of tallow in the latest delivery to the food bank which sparked some eyerolling amongst the guys unloading

Me: So then everybody got really into making flavored foams and dumb shit like that... Escoffier: Donnez-moi une autre de ces tartes aux fruits Hostess, s'il vous plaît.

thrilled to announce: I've been declared vulnerable by Pope Leo XIV

🤩 Nice work! Your average Time to Apology has decreased by 17 minutes. Your Contrition is +5% up from last week. 😕 Keep at it! Your Self-Loathing is still in the 94th percentile.

this is by far the most compelling writing I've encountered on Twin Peaks! wow!

the common factor between this and people who want to ban books in schools is that these are people who don't trust children as readers and thinkers.

love a packaged good. when things are designed for my convenient consumption >>>>

policing is a racist endeavor and the only thing i want them to respond to faster is the siren's call to walk into lake michigan

whole world's going to shit #scatologyeschatology

One basic fact to keep in mind is that this is on all of our heads and we will be remembered shamefully forever. An astonishment and a byword

huge news: the medium roast whole bean coffee from Aldi is acceptable. we are so back

I like that it has an actual coherent aesthetic, I just think I would prefer one that wasn’t “cockroach antennae”

whale is important but clown is more difficult

Well would you look at that 😍

Pope Leo: "Schools are not called to follow the pace of the digital world, but to offer that which the digital sphere by itself cannot provide, namely a shared time for learning and developing trustworthy relationships."

sadly they're mid and do not really evoke the same delight as the candy bar they are based on, in my humble opinion

read theory

There's a thread going around that correctly states that Pullman Porters were poorly treated for mostly racist reasons, and were some of America's earliest tipped workers as an outgrowth of servant-style labor expectations imposed on former slaves, but a bunch of the thread's details are wrong.

when someone starts talking about "permission structures" and "updating their priors" you can just stop listening