throw more on it. goodnight.

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roadkill industry. goodnight.

Don't Sweat The Small Stuff... And NONE Of It Is Small Stuff!!!

putting the small thinking (handheld portrait mode) shitbox down to look at the mindless large (landscape) idiotbox across the room

if one of the hellraiser guys says something "is beautiful... in it's own way..." you are already COMPLETELY FUCKED, my friend

i love it when a judge is like "so and so lied on the stand" and then doesn't do anything about it, like refer a perjury charge to the DA - which i know doesn't normally happen - for that fucking fascist pervert liar with the nazi haircut and the columbine coat. not talking about anyone specific btw

can skeletons swim? or are they too much air and void?

primarily, i'm normal.

award-winning racist pig james watson has died

"the lady from the pageant is in a death metal band!" actually, it's more deathcore. it's fine! a little progressive/symphonic metalcore in there too. that's fine too i guess. less fine though. i'm glad it's friday! #igif

disgraced former. goodnight.

next year i'm having sex in the moon

"where do you see yourself in five years?" (daydreaming about getting so stoned i turn to liquid) big warm puddle. in a puddle

will smith has just slapped charlie kirk. folks, i can hardly believe it.

it's so good when the google maps car fucks up

confluence is awful software. i'd rather use sharepoint, and i hate sharepoint so much.

annoying people is important to me

had to pay $87 - with a CHECK - to UPS to take delivery of an international shipment. Trump Take Waveblaster Header MIDI Module

don't show me this man. come on, i am so weak

nancy pelosi has died. in lieu of flowers, her family asks that mourners purchase nvidia stock

i hope that guy passes the way

honestly, genuinely most of them.

in my opinion, the thing about austerity is that people don't like it.

oh, you're that dumb guy everybody's been talking about

may one hundred trillion gleaming smiles greet and bless you. goodnight.

"i don't understand this and i'm glad" is a good creed or motto or whatever i don't know

putting mustard on taquitos and no one can stop me

WITHER The Weather,

Most meat in the United States of America comes from Missouri roadkill.

just saw JD Vance trying to track stand on his fixed gear. he fell over and split his pants. there's blood coming out of one of his ears from putting a big dent in an SUV. the driver is yelling at him but he seems confused?

i really wish he Ross Wouldnot Douthat. stop showing me his fucking shit ass face please

i have now done this & it's no worse than google's atrocious "feature" where it'll change multiple words based on the context of what you just typed, which is regularly not only wrong but nonsensical. no i meant "if," i assure you; that's actually the reason i typed "if" you see, "of" is not correct

*DEMOCRATIC socialist. please.

outlook has a very good, normal way of dealing with DST changes. this makes sense and isn't confusing at all and didn't make me think i was somehow incorrectly in another timezone.

my goal this quarter is to lose 145 pounds before christmas

the god of applications. goodnight.

food-based snack

"ryan don't throw food waste in the yard, it attracts animals!" yeah okay WHY exactly do you think i'm throwing food waste in the yard?

oh my god. beautiful

the main thing chuds are scared of is that other people can think and act and simply exist in different ways than their own, which is a collection of roles they don't even know they've taken on.

Oops! All Money Laundering <-- this is the only headline and/or lede any media outlet should use to write about AI

senator charles schumer thank you for your service sir. your work is now done and you can go upstate to that big farm to frolic like you've always wanted.

occasionally, like today, i want one of those giant liter bottles of brisk iced tea+lemon. Grocery store was out (lol) so I got this instead and it's better. these guys should start making methamphetamine.

there's a male loneliness epidemic because most males are chickenshit dickheads who only listen to other male chickenshit dickheads. i have a straightforward solution to this problem but you can't just post it/say it out loud these of days.

i'm at the transgender pizza hut, i'm at the transgender taco bell, i'm at the combination transgender pizza hut and transgender taco bell,

you ever notice how your fingers are a foot longer than they were last week?

dick cheney has fucking died and not in prison like he deserved. condolences to his shitty loser family, who he misses and hopes to see very soon in hell.

end digestion. goodnight.

do not make me do tariff on you. you won't like me when i tariff