emma
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doing my best she/her 🏳️⚧️
(explaining death to a gen alpha kid) my mom is lost media
about 6 hours ago
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they named a bird after jeff tweedy
about 6 hours ago
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Katy Song 10 hours extended
about 13 hours ago
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who would’ve thought the giants would turn out to be the most homophobic team in the mlb
about 19 hours ago
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feeling like the gay giles corey
1 day ago
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god owes me a million dollars
2 days ago
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roscoe’s modern village
2 days ago
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what ever happened to coffee flavored coffee
2 days ago
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it appears as though my psychiatrist prescribed me the medication that instantly gives you a migraine
2 days ago
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i’m quite down on my luck
2 days ago
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bad day
3 days ago
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as a wise man once said: i’m so fucked up
4 days ago
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trying my best to make the instagram algorithm think i’m australian
5 days ago
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has anyone thought about abolishing private property? just an idea i had
5 days ago
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can’t wait for fried rice dinner tonight
#rice
5 days ago
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i wish suburban drivers would be dealt a triple-whammy
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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i finished all my time sensitive tasks at work today so now i can just pace back and forth for the next few hours
5 days ago
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feeling kind of normal with a packed lunch
5 days ago
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excuse me, is this your locus of control? i think you dropped it
5 days ago
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what if his name was trans reznor. is that anything
5 days ago
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i’m going to go to the lake stick my head underwater and scream until i pass out
5 days ago
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would you guys do things even if you didn’t have to
5 days ago
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getting a bagel and coffee
#breakfastmode
5 days ago
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this is a pig oink oink oink oink
5 days ago
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hey i wont be able to come in today. i’m paralyzed by the emptiness
6 days ago
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nothing quite like those good old raisins and peanuts to satiate your hunger while out on the trail
#gorp
#gorpcore
#granolagirl
6 days ago
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my soup came in the mail today we settled on chicken noodle turns out it tastes ok with some bread and crackers
6 days ago
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logging on and immediately seeing three different news stories that ruin my day
7 days ago
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what a fucking crazy beautiful day outside it is today
7 days ago
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(guy named Boyd) i’m boydmoding
7 days ago
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i'm getting crinkle cut, deep fried, and served as the blue plate special tomorrow
7 days ago
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someone should invent a cafe in chicago that doesn’t close at 4 pm
8 days ago
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having some [SPONSORED PRODUCT] right now would fix me
8 days ago
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i just found the sunglasses from They Live and it turns out that I’m an evil alien. fml
8 days ago
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one’s gotta go: cheeseburger pizza pain and suffering french fries
8 days ago
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call me garbage the way i’m in the dumps
8 days ago
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emma’s romantic life is floundering, like a fish
8 days ago
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does anyone still listen to music. or is that over now
8 days ago
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(world where the names for clams and oysters are switched) i’m as happy as an oyster
8 days ago
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sitting completely still listening to nine inch nails at my desk
8 days ago
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i’m gonna to be the first person to use every single bathroom in my office building
8 days ago
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i’m kind of incapable of even pretending to care at work now
8 days ago
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how now brown cow?
8 days ago
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grubs
9 days ago
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i made the mistake of talking to one of the canvassers in andersonville and now i’m enlisted in the french foreign legion :/
10 days ago
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might go outside and lay on the ground for a few hours
10 days ago
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puuugjhghhgnjghgjhhhhh
10 days ago
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reposted by
emma
David Berman Bot
2 months ago
I fell ill in Illinois
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i have been exiled to the far reaches of the continent
11 days ago
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does anyone know if
11 days ago
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