i’m evil

sometimes i say the darndest things

j’adore le wokisme!!

another wonderful morning ditching work to go buy socks

yet another frame perfect bus transfer made

it’s common knowledge i’ve been doing alright

went to a climbing gym for the first time in over 2 years 👍

do i look like i care about "litigation risk"?

cta bus tracker just not working tonight i guess

why is the orchard angry

here’s a tip: don’t drink the rest of bottle of cooking wine. there’s more in there than you think there is

just wrote and recorded this song. what do you all think www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuZu...

gonna try a new thing at work where i just don't get anything done

bro I just wanted a few weeks of paid vacation. why can't I get anything

they're doing the Book of Job to me tomorrow

time to finally look at the voice training resources tab I opened on my phone 5 years ago

lost Columbo episode guest starring Orson Welles as a murderous zookeeper

it's so awesome that my landlord started doing construction work on my apartment building at 8 am on a saturday!

taking out a $300,000 mortgage just for fun

sometimes you wake up to find you have 20 wikipedia tabs open

there’s no word in the english language as powerful as oughhhhh

Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune

last april feels like 5000 years ago

torta time 😎

people from new york will be like i’m from Long Guy Land

unfortunately i can keep running away from what is real and what is fake

baseball is so beautiful

baseball is a very sacred sport to transgenders

PBR and baseball… what could be better

geese!

i think i hauve a vitamin deficiency

it’s modelo time

how to stop being depressed reddit

more like government shitdown

yup youtube.com/watch?v=0L8b...

if transgender for everybody is a consequence of shutting down the government, that’s a deal i’ll have to take

it’s hard having to be angry all the time

ok I was having a very bad morning but i ate lunch and now i’m normal again

i'm already hard at work developing woke 3

someone should invent a company that's hiring

i was a sailor and now i’m a boat

the war of 1812 has been coming up a lot for me recently

i just laid down my hammer and died

is that a roll of quarters in your pocket ;) or is it pennies or dimes or nickels or half dollars or dollar coins or

some things you do just to see how good they’ll make you feel 🙂

roommates are the coworkers of your apartment

i’m so excited :)

eating a burger can replenish your stamina bar

mountain goats tonight 🔜