in what commentators are calling a metaphor for having a puppy in general, lyta has chewed up the paper copy of her dog license

chinese restaurants that dont include white rice with their general tsos should be prosecuted

see the thing is that california might be the most petit bourgeois electorate in american history

ngl, Schumer endorsing Platner but not Zohran is funny af, really highlights his racism.

man i’ve heard all the arguments against it but i can’t help it i want one of these guys in my house. he can shoot me with a gun if he wants

countdown to rediscovering how uncool I am begins now

Until proven otherwise, the JCPOA is the high water mark of American diplomacy and it's emblematic of everything since that the US was unable to honor it (thanks to sabotage by Trump) and unwilling to restore it (thanks to sabotage by hardliners within the Democratic caucus and Biden's indifference)

Says in here they wouldnt have let him keep the mustache. What's even the point then?

POTUS mad at PM of Israel, does nothing. 1999. POTUS mad at PM of Israel, does nothing. 2005. POTUS mad at PM of Israel, does nothing. 2010. POTUS mad at PM of Israel, does nothing. 2015. POTUS mad at PM of Israel, does nothing. 2024. POTUS mad at PM of Israel, does nothing. 2026.

If they had made a dozen Master and Commander movies, Trump would never have happened

Wow, they’re running the old Biden play of letting us know that he’s so mad this time before they go along with everything Israel wants

Incredible. A+, 10/10, no notes

all it would have ever taken, all of this, is 3 or 4 reactionaries willing to draw one or more lines about what they will and will not countenance. insane that this has proven virtually impossible until now

Fellas is it gay to find women attractive

Finally, an actual anti-bedtime leftist those smug and pretentious centrists keep seeing among everyone criticizing an entrenched social problem.

Saw this and had to bring it over to Bsky for @jesawyer.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/s/...

Bernie seems concerned that the masses will be left behind when AI profitability goes ballistic, which isn't *inherently* stupid but because that's not going to happen this is much more like asking us to hold half of the bag.

"The Candy Crush CEO says science is for chumps" is an Onion headline lmaooo

Every day these insanely rich guys are telling journalists shit that's every bit as dumb as a stoner dropout.

remarkable.com I bought one during the pandemic in anticipation of research. I use it still, 5 years later. It has come a long way.

is there an e-reader that is good (by that I mean fast, snappy) at reading PDFs

It is truly insane to me that my elected representatives march with an enthusiastic genocidaire and still think they are owed my support

insane buffet placement

Can the Japanese Navy save Pearl Harbor's battleships?

is there an e-reader that is good (by that I mean fast, snappy) at reading PDFs

Nah Ben White I love you, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! I’m fucking dead!😭😭😭😭😭😭

who can forget quality veteran senate Amy McGrath!!

As a representative of The Left™ I hereby propose a deal to everyone who supports Democrats: How about this, no more voting for any troop or spy candidates? What if we settle for being deeply skeptical of them rather than thinking it's a boon?

Once more. Democratic politicians are deploying the police to crush anti-ICE protests because they want to crush anti-ICE protests, not because they're powerless over the cops' actions. Seriously, y'all, cut the bullshit and realize what you're actually up against.

"Private security guards" (also known as "mercenaries") are now aiding state and federal forces in suppressing the anti-concentration-camp movement.

They're on the same side lol

The political takeaway from 2020 was that there was no sustained willpower to tackle the question of civilian control of the police, and nothing is going to happen on that front until that changes.

Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.

I take Jared's point but it's pretty easy to make effective reactionary genre movies. There were dozens released every year in the '80s and '90s, and some of them were decently good and/or widely seen. Craig Zahler makes them today. These guys are just unpleasant nerds who are bad at everything.

does the write in candidate for senate in maine even break 1% in in-state polling

it finally happened, lyta destroyed my mouse while i was out of the room for 30 seconds

At this point I simply do not believe he can be stopped, everyone is too mad at traditional candidates

i have been away from Vicky 3 for too long I am bad at it now

Guys. I do not think the candidate who not only survived but succeeded in the polls despite being a three time baby killing volunteer, and getting a Nazi tattoo, is going to be sunk by something as banal as "cheating on his wife."

HT PSG 0, Arsenal 1 - The Gunners are pretty miffed at not being given a chance to take their corner. Still what a sensational first half that has been. Chasing the game, PSG have had to settle for six shots, none of them very good. Gabriel, Hincapie and especially Mosquera have been brilliant.

60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN

KAI FUCKING HAVERTZ

it’s also the fact that the right stormed the capitol and 5 years later are asking for millions out of it. the left and the right are absolutely not living under similar first amendment paradigms

that's gotta be the most commercially successful 10-year stretch any editor ever had

KCD2

A predictable sequel to "Iranians will not love Americans bombing their country for freedom" is "Iranians will probably like the government more after they defeat the US."

the columbine shooters were neonazis and nobody was allowed to tell anyone that for like thirty years, and as a result instead of a public backlash to and government crackdown on neonazi internet groups, we have neonazi interns running the government