I don’t understand how this was the same people who did Night 1. It’s as if Speed 2 was first but they decided to give them one more chance and they made Speed.

Danhausen 🤣

Could have used about 5 more minutes between the run ins and the finish.

LFG

Ok that’s louder than anything yesterday.

Game one home blowouts at least mean game 2s have a decent chance of being competitive. Road teams winning Game 1 STRONGLY tend to get absolutely wrecked in Game 2s.

Let’s see if they miss the most wide open booking layup in memory.

I’d really like to see some reporting on who is getting stuck on the other side of these trades

Suns not even finishing second out there right now.

66 sure seems like a good number of games in a season.

I'm going to go ahead and say that using AI isn't going to make you a clutch shooter.

I had to rewind it to make sure I wasn’t imagining it as I was trying to think which Philly bench guy was a lefty who looked like PG

Have you talent or not is the question. The playoffs really expose the way in which some teams have min-maxed their rosters.

That first quarter might serve as the clip package for Derrick White’s induction into the Seth’s Guys Hall of Fame.

Cry, Havertz and let slip the prem title.

The funny this is they still have the capability of putting together those packages - they demonstrate it regularly on weekly shows and even other recent big events. They just chose at a corporate level to just not at their biggest one

Who books this nonsense? By which I mean Villa Sunderland.

Bro, what are you talking about.

They’ve run all the normal plays like vaporware demos, credulous earned media stories, celebrity endorsers but since we’ve all lived through successive rounds of snake oil, that old playbook no longer works and people are giving them the finger. So they’re having a tantrum and moving on to threats.

As predicted Ayton the dominant big in this matchup.

Ok Bron.

Ooh boy do I have to tell you some things about the legal practice in Alaska.

This match is like Godfather 3 in that I bet it’s great if you CGI’d McAfee out like you’d want to with Sofia Coppola

Took them 20 minutes to get the crowd back.

I think my daughter is about to swear for the first time and it’s the one between T and U.

My wife and daughter are arguing whether Cody’s gear looks more like M**-*-***o Ghost Rider or gold-plated Skeletor

Ticket sales lagged for bunch of reasons a good many of which were outside of WWE’s control, but the punter’s inclusion, rather than somehow goosing interest in whatever underpants gnomes corporate calculation produced it, seems like it absolutely murced the vibes for the whole show/weekend

You’d need a pretty confident estimate of the expected per possession deficit of playing “normally” because this strategy would surely negative expectation, but maybe reducing possessions by ~40% of those “rest minutes” might be worth it

Checking line.

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As always, follow Mo and get great breakdowns during the game. Doc Rivers fired him so you know he’s actually great at this.

Which you purchased for me.

Hacky McHackerson has moved from maps to a periodic table, I’m told.

Me every time I see a Catholic convert whining they didn’t sign up for this pope

But how will we find enough airtime for Alexi Lalas?

Hear me out, maybe “what will get me out of the latest bad news cycle” is not a good rubric for decision making.

Big fan of “whoopsieeee” clauses in ill-thought out rule changes.

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Was about to say this is already the best playoff game of Garland’s career, except…

Draymond is going to pick up a tech and then turn into Mum-Ra

And as we expected, Drummond from 3 is the one that lands

Orlando might not be able to score enough for it to come back and bite them, but Philly should be over the hills and far away after that last 6 minute stretch.

This is one of those things the league could and should easily address.

They’re about 0-9 on kill shot attempts

Philly going for KO punches like they’re fully powered up in Mike Tyson’s Punchout

Was Danny Masterson not available?

MF said Edina, which is basically Pleasantville. Gotta watch yourself on the mean streets of Wayzata. They call Minnetonka Murdertown.