"young women" Always pay attention to who wants to frame teenage girls as basically-adults

dudes rock

I'm not upset that ammis keep talking about the Nürnberg trials, I just wish they knew how to spell it.

Oh good, seems there's been some prepping european-alternatives.eu

Breaking Bad Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

When I was 15, I was in a stage play where I was supposed to fake slip and fall in one scene, but the floor was slippery, so instead I fell for real. My entire right hip and upper leg was blue.

there's a lot of good ones but for me it's gotta be "put baby in pelican mouth"

So many people over decades have been called conspiracy theorists for suggesting that U.S. intervention is driven by capitalist interests, and the interests of the oil industry in particular. Now the president just says it outright in press conferences and interviews.

Ich verurteile den bewaffneten Angriff der USA auf Venezuela. Dieser Angriff stellt eine schwere Verletzung des Gewaltverbots der UNO-Charta dar. Es ist eine Frage unserer Glaubwürdigkeit, dies auch klar zu benennen. Wir müssen die Flagge der internationalen Rechtsstaatlichkeit hochhalten.

What does this mean?

Hope this helps

This only works if you were born AD

This led me down a rabbithole trying to figure out what Frodo Baggins' job was.

SummoningSalt voiceover: “It had been nearly 8 years since the community had hit the 800 ham ceiling”

Share a great female villain

Google "Charlemagne"

I like making video games.

Me, but with coffee (I drink 2 carafes a day)

There is no show called "Pluribus" That's a fake name

Just saw it on Monday. It's still a great movie.

Critical Roll invented German

beautiful sight. bitcoin lost 25% of it’s value in just one month. good omens ahead

Someone pls give me the money to remake Hamtaro Ham Ham Heartbreak

Many people don't kno this, but you can write almost all the words and they can't stop you

Blunzengröstl, my beloved

Love the zoom-out of him alone and isolated in his empty apartment. Genuinely awful.

I was on the fence about buying it yesterday. Glad I decided against it.

SPIDERS GEORG CAUGHT ON TAPE.

納豆食べる犬🐶 Masuke ate his favorite food, natto!

Kids in hyperrealistic modern triple-A video games continues to be the funniest hurdle.

Giving influencers suffrage was a mistake

I haven't watched Succession, Andor, House of the Dragon, nor Arrested Development

"This stupid toaster keeps burning my toast, it needs to be thrown out!" Now replace 'toaster' with 'human being' Not so funny now, is it?

Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.

My roommate went as Andreas Maler from Pentiment to last years Vienna Comic Con, and I think more people should see this. (@obsidianent.bsky.social, @jesawyer.bsky.social)

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

Mass walkout at the UN General Assembly during war criminal Netanyahu’s speech.

The problem with social media is that you cn't beat people up when they deserve it

Physical Instrument: CRITICAL FAILURE Harry:

Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

These two

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.