YEAH BUDDY

please, i'm begging you, stop unironically using the term friendslop

Their brains are basically mush by now

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

Bullshit Jobs

every single study done on this shows that the actual best behavior is done under consistent pseudonyms and people behave worse under real names it’s counterintuitive but at this point the real names thing is willful denial of evidence

Cockroach wife guy

print ad, imagery (1986) archive.org/details/Comm...

“Exactly 100 years ago, in 1923, Vienna City Council, took the innovative decision to build 25,000 units of subsidised public housing, financed by new taxes on land, rents and luxury goods."

That 70s Show

He is just like me (likes model trains, but too lazy to build them)

As always with AI: If they can't be bothered making it, then why should I bother playing it?

today I discovered this incredible story of a minor league pitcher who is 6'4 wears glasses and a ginger beard who hurt his elbow and went to the doc for Tommy John surgery and was mistaken for a pitcher from a diff team who was also there for TJ surgery on same day anyway heres their pics and names

Lego Rock Raiders Thankfully, I don't have to buy it - someone made a complete remake + re-added removed content + added a bunch of new stuff and it's fantastic and completely free. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mQa...

me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then

I am not being hyperbolic when I say (tech) capitalism is alienating (making strangers) of us at a staggering scale. Alienating us from ourselves, each other, touch, feeling, thoughts…from the intimacy and care of touch, bedtime stories, prayers, poems, drawings, community, love

This is what the Ocarina of Time remake looks like

When rumble is turned on in Luigi's Mansion 3, the controller will vibrate in the presence of a Boo. The vibration is actually in a rhythm that spells out "-... --- ---" in Morse code, which translates to "BOO".

Game announcement incoming: Laser Guy 💥 A twin-stick anti-shooter where you’re maneuvering your laser around coworkers trying not to blast anyone. Just another day in the gamedev office! 🤓 ⭐Wishlist on Steam ↓ link on the reply thread!

What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 90s: Galaxy Quest 00s: (T)Raumschiff Surprise 10s: Knives Out 20s: RRR

print ad, imagery (1984) archive.org/details/onli...

I like that in Detective Conan the fact that an American guy is from Chicago and is named James is treated as a red flag

Hell yeah bud never admit a mistake

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

If someone tries to get discourse going with some version of "you didn't actually enjoy that thing you enjoy," you can just ignore them

Huge if true

Yes, we know perfectly well that nothing on earth can shake you out of your vulgar liberal complacency.

I wonder why the Greek made so made so many statues of beautiful naked men

L.A. Noir ass performance

My friend did not believe me when I explained why the ending to Esoteric Ebb grossed me out so much so. We open with attempted mass murder doesnt make a man bad (there are many, many occasions where mean Arent Bad) and also Those Foreigners Ruined My Country and Democracy

Last year, miHoYo copied my puzzle game Ouros in Zenless Zone Zero. Because they are a recognized, billion-dollar studio and my game isn't well known, some people are now assuming that their version is the original, and mine is the clone. I hope this video clears that up.

you can tell video games are Art because Gamers hate them

Lord of the Rings (1978) - The Nazgul attack at Bree! #animation #lotr

that vehicle attracts the absolute dumbest people. this happened not too far from me, also this ain’t the first time a cybertruck has had to be rescued from that lake. 🙃🙃

Post a meme made by you.

Can't we just enjoy a rodent eating a vegetable and not have the conversation revolve around US politics?

FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES

Doesn't feel responsible for past mistakes, is not a journalist nor a scientist, does not ever have to deal with poverty. What's the point of this character? How is he Spiderman besides the (Stark-funded) suit and web shooters?

H. C. Artmann