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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The UK Govt has quietly published - without announcement - the Joint Intelligence Committee/DEFRA report it suppressed last October. They tried to sneak it out in the midst of crisis. Read and share: “Global Biodiversity Loss, Ecosystem Collapse & National Security.” (link below)

It's only "genocide" if it can be callously weaponised by descendent ethnofascists in support of further atrocities, otherwise it's just a sparkling "persecution".

"Campaignersssss from Chrissssstian Concccccern"

"standing by my faith" 🚩🚩🚩

me: *painstakingly turns off every Smart Feature in Gmail* Gmail: DO YOU WANNA TRY GEMINI WANNA LET AI WRITE FOR YOU PAINT FOR YOU IT CAN KISS YOUR HUSBAND AND HUG YOUR CHILDREN IT WILL SUCK THE BEAUTY FROM THE WORLD AND STEAL YOUR SOUL AND LEAVE YOU GASPING FOR AIR BUT, HEY, IT SAVES TIME! me:

Was Twin Peaks: The Return not wildly successful in the current "social media landscape" then? Just 'cause Netflix are committed to dumbing down doesn't mean you have to.

Completely unrelated side issue...but ASAP is not, and has never been pronounced "ass app" and whoever did that in this video - I will fight you.

He's angrier with Polanski for explicitly calling out the situation on BlueSky than he is with Trump for attempting to annex Greenland via a couple of Truth Social posts.

RT if you're tired

Now they're doing one of their "heart-warming" propaganda stories about volunteers stepping in to plug the gaps in our rapidly-deteriorating-yet-turning-a-tasty-profit public services. 🫠

They're invoking Hugh Grant chastising Billy Bob Thornton in Love Actually as part of their reporting on the Greenland debacle on BBC Breakfast. Shut it down. Shut it all down.

Fellas, is it fascist to go beast mode on my holes?

No, Farage is not even remotely bothered by being "confronted by reason and facts". That's not how he operates. Please, liberals, for all of our sakes - stop deluding yourselves.

Can I just shock everyone for a second? I love AI now.

Is he hot or is he just slightly stocky with a well-kept beard?

There's a name for the type of person who enjoys this form of political engagement and it is "ρꫀ᥅ꪜꫀ᥅ꪻ".

Christian Concern were one of the major opponents of same-sex marriage in England and Wales, and after they lost that fight, they pivoted to anti-trans bigotry. They're just hateful, hateful shites.

That's soooo fucking good. lol

Hello, IT here, this isn't an appropriate method of communication. You need to submit a service desk ticket via our utterly incomprehensible portal.

Utterly disgusted to find I give off a "this guy knows what he's talking about" vibe at work.

Bandcamp continue to be band champs.

RIP ID cards v2.0. You r WiFi di angles now. xxx

Urgh. Newcastle Pride is still taking place across the city in 2026 as a disparate pink miasma with a chewy, pay-to-access-core. Not a fan, frankly.

Can’t think of a better encapsulation of the downstream effects of neoliberalism as an ideology than powerlessness of the state to penalise a billionaire-owned child pornography generator, substituted with a reflexive will to crack down on individual consumers who engage with said generator.

Starmer’s Britain

I'll believe it when I see it, TBH.

Is he a... [flops wrist]... friend of Epstein?

Just look at this sumptuous meal that has been sat in front of me by my sweet bébé. He's handmade the gyoza and everything. 🥰🥰🥰

Excuse me, the main benefit of sinking Britain is surely that we could take out a good chunk of the Benelux at the same time. It's a two-fer.

Look around you. There's a lot to lick around you. Lick around you.

Oi, @microsoft.com Copilot is a steaming pile of dogshite and no-one wants it.

Ok this rules: unstream.stream Looking for a way to support a musician directly? Like a way to buy their music or kofi or patreon or anything other than streaming? This app someone made shows places you can do that. Search for an artist, find their platforms, give them love. Really dig this.

BBC News is currently saying the feature has been "switched off" in it's headline sting. And even when they do mention that it's still available to paying customers in the full report, they're downplaying it and saying that now it's limited, problem solved. Truly scummy reporting.

This'll be enough to appease deadbeat Labour MPs who continue to use X. Out of sight, out of mind!

By my estimations, we’re currently at this crucial tipping-point in the lifecycle of the guardian column writer.

she's so real for this

Sovereignty for me, but not for Veeeee(nezuela).

X, the CSAM Generation App

Online safety is for making queer kids feel isolated and suicidal, not about stopping CSAM.

Lot of people criticising Lammy here, but clearly they haven't read the word of the LORD.

May your trees come down as effortlessly as Starmer's approval ratings. 🥰🥰🥰

Good morning. I hope this doesn't get lost in the war talk, but here's some facts about the threat of trans women in single sex spaces. It's unbelievable but it's true. translucent.org.uk/what-foi-dat...

It's cool that we're speedrunning the 2000s because it means we're about 5 minutes away from a global financial crash