The Labour Together guy stepping down in a Reform-heavy constituency. Burnham being daft enough to snap up the opportunity. Streeting and Phillipson now pretending to be supportive. It's all a little fishy, no?

The status-quo is in peril (from the left). LIBS ASSEMBLE!!!

This is your progressive king?

Look at the cute little lightsabre card! JUST LOOK AT IT!

I'm liberal. I'm pro-democracy. But most of all, I'm a slave to the fantasy of all the sensible, adults in the room getting together in private, thrashing out a secret deal and rigging a vote.

This is so comically inept that it's painful to me that people will keep falling for it.

Check out Paul Hardcastle's new single "19" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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The X-Files reboot looks wild.

God, the BBC reporter feigning incredulity at some lass saying she wanted Andy Burnham as Labour leader and exclaiming "but he's not even an MP!" She's literally picked up that suggestion from the lobby journos glazing him constantly -have some self-awareness you dismal cunts.

I'm here! I'm queer! I'm drinking raspberry beer!

See, and this is why Burnham is a fucking fraud.

Goodbye England's rose. 😢

Today's a beautiful day to have fuck all on at work.

Really hope all those MPs saying they'd back Wes in a leadership election now start walking that back and consign him to the backbenches forever* *'til the next General Election

It's funny to me that Corbyn's refusal to budge back in 2016 demonstrated that you can just tell these fuckers to piss off and they can't do anything at all and now we have Starmer squatting in number 10, unloved and loathed by literally everyone with no easy way to remove him.

Remember - young people aren't, and never will be working class. Only retired boomers who did proper jobs down t'pit back in t'day are officially working class.

WTF is this option supposed to mean? My God.

You're not in control of this, stop pretending that you are. It's happening without you. No-one cares that you don't understand anything about what you're nominally in charge of, stop asking questions. Go shuffle some cells in an Excel spreadsheet or something, it'll make you feel better!

[banging fist on table] BANTS! BANTS! BANTS! BANTS!

Is there any creature more loathsome and despised than the "Project Manager"?

The Labour MP on the telly just claimed the Labour party doesn't have "a right".

I am going to give you all some advice from football fandom. When Streeting resigns - celebrate. Don't say 'let's wait and see if he runs and wins'. There will always be another 'result' to wait on. Another way it can go wrong. Celebrate the wins when they come. It is essential.

Please retweet.

The fact that this woman is *proud* of BBC News output since 2022, and claims it has lead to an increase in trust is incomprehensible to me: someone who watches them grossly misrepresent every topic featured, on a daily basis.

of course all the chaos is funny and I'm glad that Keir Starmer, a bad person, is having a bad time. but jfc what a waste of two years, what a waste of a majority, what a waste of a once in a generation window to improve things. and now it's just 24/7 infighting, briefing, backstabbing. pathetic

boycotts work. anyone stating otherwise is spreading state & corp sanctioned propoganda

MFW puberty hit in the 90s

One day I'm going to have to read books by liberal historians about how we all naively sleepwalked into fascism and they might even be written by the same people who spent a decade calling us melodramatic alarmists for saying it was coming.

He's clearly learnt nothing, but then, it doesn't really matter - he's toast. It's ultimately about whether whomever comes after him has learnt anything (unlikely).

Check out these horny bastards.

She feels sick to the bottom of her stomach, but not enough to change course.

Can someone come collect their running dog? They're out of control.

[extremely Johnny Cash voice] I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel

Newcastle, you mad bastards, what are we doing here exactly?

Masterful gambit, sir. Real fucking king shit, sir.

Too many Lib Dem councillors winning in Newcastle for my liking. [spits]

Wish there was a mode of politics in this country that wasn’t “slow and easily preventable car crash you can see is going to happen from miles away but can do nothing to stop”

Side note, but I really don't want Burnham or Angela Rayner to get in. Too many people not paying attention to their politics will be fooled, Labour will endure and we'll ALL be the worse off for it. Only Streeting can deliver the wholesale obliteration of the party that I crave. WES WE CAN!

A truly incredible Gaslands army crosses the TL, so good I had to share it

PSA: very, very late to Geese, but fuck me they're great.

Oh look. The former chair of the EHRC who worked with bigots to trample trans human rights is the chair of a right wing think tank's American fascist inspired "project 2029". the same right wing think tank who control so many of our MPs and politicians. I'm sure noone warned anyone about this tho.

Check the location of yr polling station kids - they moved ours a good 10/15mins walk away from where it used to be. The tin-foil hat in me reckons this is probably 'cause Labour assume the students that live nearby are lazy and won't walk that far to vote out their shit councillors. 💅

Polls are open, kids!

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