4 times in one day to Tescos, I bet you think that's pretty clever dontcha boy?

Nothing makes me angrier than a hot cop. 😤😤😤

I wouldn't tell anyone If had captured one of the makers, but there would be wormsign.

RAYNER-MANIA!!!

I remember. I was there.

WTF, I'm training the AI to play old school games now?

Sources close to the troubled poster confirmed "he's back on his shoegaze bullshit again".

Side issue, but if you hurl out increasingly deranged warnings about crack, Russians and child abuse, the public will just politely disregard everything you say - which is a real fucking shame 'cause Reform do genuinely want to replace the NHS with private insurance.

Aye, 'cause the world is famously lacking for quality actors languishing in obscurity. Let's give roles to CFX instead.

I reckon the reason Labour are so fucked off that prescriptions for anxiety & depression are rising is because it is a pretty solid indicator that life in modern Britain is damaging the health & wellbeing of ever-increasing numbers of people.

Shovelling meat into my mouth until I gag in an attempt to keep the gay at bay. 🏳️‍🌈🌈🍆

I just think all the MasterChef mens should take a break from feeding each other their custards and emulsions and have a little kiss.

Together (2025)

Greatly enjoying Stephen Flynn channeling his inner Polanski and trying to be sassier and more direct on Politics Live. Unfortunately, he comes across like a dour hard-man who's gonna try and chin everyone. Lol

Dogme 26

It's true, they'll only spunk it on nukes and illegal wars.

My uncle works at Tesla and he says if you don't solve your captchas fast enough, then the cars don't know what are stairs or bridges or cars and they'll just plough right into 'em.

RETVRN-IO

Up at a ridiculous time to beat the engineering works. Just little mouse friend for company.

Aye, 'cause that's gone amazingly well in the US, huh?

Get yr follows in ASAP!

Me , watching the masters at work, whilst being a soft shite.

As I understand, a number of other high-profile TERFs were also in attendance.

This works on fellas too, just sayin'...

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Reminder that you probably want to turn OFF the RUDE label in the official Bluesky Moderation section of your Settings. It's a ridiculous label that protects folks in power and punishes activists via tone policing. It also defaults to HIDE which is CRAZY.

The Cinema Museum in Kensington is an absolute treat. 😍😍😍

On the same fucking day man, c'mon!

On a train, reading about trains. 🚂🚃🚃🚃

Labour Party internal democracy in action. 🥰

Everyone who chortled themselves silly at "Magic Grandpa" is going all in on "Hypnotits" and yet I can't help but wonder...are their brains supposed to leak out of their ears like that?

Here we go, all the state orgs doing their best to rake through their archives and see what they can bring him down with.

Minesweeper: Strait of Hormuz edition

Nobody asked for this shite. Just take the L and move on.

It's all one big wedding reception and you're not invited.

Hello and welcome to my unboxing video

Bourbon biscuits. C'est bonne! C'est bonne!

One of my colleagues has been "enhancing" some of his code with AI.

If they genuinely gave a shit, they'd have defected years ago. This is just them trying to save their own arses now Labour look 100% finished. Having said that, as long as the local party members get to reselect come the next election, it would be a PR coup.

And by "women and girls", they mean "saintly tradwives and their pure, blonde offspring".

I'd report them to Prevent if I thought it were a genuine programme for dealing with extremism via deradicalisation.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

I'm so glad that once you're 16/17 you are no longer vulnerable to predatory behaviour. Why hold companies to account when we can just ban age groups, that way we don't need to think any deeper into what predatory behaviour is and make big tech cut into profits by implementing actual protections.

Why are there SO many fires destroying historical buildings in Glasgow? Tonight’s tragedy is just the latest. @glasgowbell.bsky.social mapped them. ‘With every conflagration there are whispers that there’s slightly more to things than meets the eye’. www.glasgowbell.co.uk/tinderbox-fi...

Hannah Spencer being harrassed by fascist YouTube streamers in Manchester, every week they are at it

Just enjoyed a brown bread ice-cream, lxds.

Curing a hangover with a sauna and dive into t'sea. "Bracing" doesn't even begin to describe it.

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

Youraislopbores.me is sooooo much fun. Lol