If Parks and Rec was on today they would have Patton Oswald’s character get radicalized by one of Ron’s bacon remarks, then go crazy and kill Leslie Knope with a hammer and film it!

Give me a shout if you see me walking around the twin cities, I’ll be the guy dressed head to toe in full Rockport

Bullshit Jobs

Love it when they play Gangnam Style in the Asian grocery store. Basically telling the white shopper “this is what we think of you”

Turnstile is the kind of band that shows up at the end of a kids movie to 'turn prom up a notch', pissing off the principal and helping the protagonists win the respect of the school. The outdated stereotype bully with a mohawk sees them and goes "T-T-TURNSTILE!?" dropping two nerds out of respect

bumping this

Graham Platner is the most excitement us ‘lesser evil voters’ have had in some time. No one likes tut-tutting in support an unremarkable centrist. But The Cheating Killer Nazi? That’s got some zazz. I’m ready to tut my damn finger off

What do you guys think of my new OCs (original characters)?

I was just bringing this up with friends the other day. It’s strangely endearing (and VERY generous to the American psyche) that the Japanese would view conspiracy theories like this as being a sort of american folk superstition, not unlike the kind they have in east Asia

Social Media in 2035

Any mutuals live in Chicago? I'm gonna be there this weekend for CAKE (not tabling)

Superhuman Safety Squad #4 [1/2]

A bipartisan group of senators has introduced the Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act to allow Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) participants to purchase hot rotisserie chicken with their benefits.

any suggestions for a cool activity you can do completely alone on your 33rd birthday that won't make you want to kill yourself? I have 1 day to think something up

I just did my part and left a review; I don't know a single person who didn't love PT:S2S, so there's no reason we can't get it to 'Overwhelmingly Positive' on steam. If you played and enjoyed it, just pause what you're doing right now and leave a review! store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...

How meta…

what the hell did I just read

Do you think there are any trans masc people out there who got a little bit of gender euphoria from using the busted ass Darth Vader Dr. Squatch

Finally got around to watching this on a whim, very pleasantly surprised. Movie left me craving more; I'll speak crudely and call it a Safdie-like. Good ass flick

Products For Men (2023)

Superhuman Safety Squad #3 (1/3)

Kendrick+Bad Bunny+ Weird Al hanging from the ceiling like 50 Cent halftime show would heal the world

(3 beers deep, belligerently trying to talk down to the cops for some reason) You just arrested someone who was trying to make the world smile. You realize that, right?

Post Perfect Tides malaise has me feeling unwell about my own successes as a creator, so I'm bumping my illustrated novella again to remind myself of the potential for pathos in humanism in my own works. If you're a real beanhead I think you'll enjoy it beany-tuesday.itch.io/tmwwwbsasatwi

My Perfect Tides: Station To Station review (spoiler-free)

First time I ever had a gin and tonic I leapt of my chair and started dancing so hard it sent a bolt of pain shooting throughout my entire body I was 32

Superhuman Safety Squad #2 (1/2)

With the original Perfect Tides, Meredith Gran went from being one of the best cartoonists in the game to being one of the best game devs. If you care at all about good writing in games, the original is must-play, I cannot praise it enough. Very excited to sink my teeth into the sequel

Superhuman Safety Squad #1 (1/2)

May or may not try to use this site more, but I do miss interacting with people who aren’t on Twitter anymore— if we were mutuals on Twitter and you’re following me on here, let me know so I can find my old pals. It’s gonna be impossible on my own to remember everyone who’s missing

New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)

Guide To Pets (1/2)

Okay, I was skeptical before, but Graham Platner officially won me back with his latest tattoo!

Some perspective for anyone annoyed that Kirk got his own holiday-- literally like 15% of all bills passed in congress are to establish shit like Toe Fungus Awareness day

Utilitarian Judge Slaps Shrimp Boat Captain With Five Hundred Million Consecutive One-Minute Sentences

2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On

Reposting this oldie because I’m bored

An Essay About Essay(ist)s

Mini essay I wrote about the airport. I hope you enjoy

GUE 6: Lycanthropification [1/2]

“Concerning”; World’s Most Humanlike AI Program Kills Itself Attempting to Generate a 10 Quadrillion Pixel Image of A Hamburger For Seemingly No Reason

I don't have Letterboxd or anything, so sometimes I'll write little reviews of movies and comics and stuff and post it here if that's okay. Okay thank you

Thunderbolts was crap for a dozen different reasons, but they really missed a trick doing another “ooh my trauma” plotline instead of a playing up Sentry’s drug addict past. Breaking your addiction to the greatest high ever known (godlike power) is a way bigger triumph than like ooh I need a hug

Spent 4 years getting a philosophy degree so I could make this stupid completely inaccessible comic enjoy

William Hitler

5 Malevolent Foods (2024) [1/2]

lol

Guide to Board Games (2023) [1/2]

Nightmare Scenario: Man Who Casually Says “Hey, How’s It Going” Without Expecting An Actual Response Just Ran Into The ‘Quirky’ Barista (2022)