(3 beers deep, belligerently trying to talk down to the cops for some reason) You just arrested someone who was trying to make the world smile. You realize that, right?

Post Perfect Tides malaise has me feeling unwell about my own successes as a creator, so I'm bumping my illustrated novella again to remind myself of the potential for pathos in humanism in my own works. If you're a real beanhead I think you'll enjoy it beany-tuesday.itch.io/tmwwwbsasatwi

My Perfect Tides: Station To Station review (spoiler-free)

First time I ever had a gin and tonic I leapt of my chair and started dancing so hard it sent a bolt of pain shooting throughout my entire body I was 32

Superhuman Safety Squad #2 (1/2)

With the original Perfect Tides, Meredith Gran went from being one of the best cartoonists in the game to being one of the best game devs. If you care at all about good writing in games, the original is must-play, I cannot praise it enough. Very excited to sink my teeth into the sequel

Superhuman Safety Squad #1 (1/2)

May or may not try to use this site more, but I do miss interacting with people who aren’t on Twitter anymore— if we were mutuals on Twitter and you’re following me on here, let me know so I can find my old pals. It’s gonna be impossible on my own to remember everyone who’s missing

New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)

Guide To Pets (1/2)

Okay, I was skeptical before, but Graham Platner officially won me back with his latest tattoo!

Some perspective for anyone annoyed that Kirk got his own holiday-- literally like 15% of all bills passed in congress are to establish shit like Toe Fungus Awareness day

Utilitarian Judge Slaps Shrimp Boat Captain With Five Hundred Million Consecutive One-Minute Sentences

2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On

Reposting this oldie because I’m bored

An Essay About Essay(ist)s

Mini essay I wrote about the airport. I hope you enjoy

GUE 6: Lycanthropification [1/2]

“Concerning”; World’s Most Humanlike AI Program Kills Itself Attempting to Generate a 10 Quadrillion Pixel Image of A Hamburger For Seemingly No Reason

I don't have Letterboxd or anything, so sometimes I'll write little reviews of movies and comics and stuff and post it here if that's okay. Okay thank you

Thunderbolts was crap for a dozen different reasons, but they really missed a trick doing another “ooh my trauma” plotline instead of a playing up Sentry’s drug addict past. Breaking your addiction to the greatest high ever known (godlike power) is a way bigger triumph than like ooh I need a hug

Spent 4 years getting a philosophy degree so I could make this stupid completely inaccessible comic enjoy

William Hitler

5 Malevolent Foods (2024) [1/2]

lol

Guide to Board Games (2023) [1/2]

Nightmare Scenario: Man Who Casually Says “Hey, How’s It Going” Without Expecting An Actual Response Just Ran Into The ‘Quirky’ Barista (2022)

Wrestling, As I Have Come To Understand It (2024)

This is a long shot, but a while back my buddy mentioned that he saw a list of Minneapolis-based comics people going around here. Anyone remember seeing that? Apparently @trungles.com had retweeted it a few weeks ago, I would ask him about it but his DMs and replies are off lol

Blur (2023)

Woke Ads (2021)

Reviewing The Only Bagel Place In Minneapolis (2025) [1/2]

Trad Twitter (2021)

A Brief Guide To Twitch Streams

Its my 32nd birthday today. Can someone in the twin cities give a job offer

People Be Doing This (2023)

The 'Random' Senator (2021)

Gonna start reposting some hall of famers to try and juice my follow count as I move away from twitter. Spread the word-- we back up Men's Sex Toy's vs Women's Sex Toy's

The bible passage that Ezekiel bread comes from also says that you have to cook it on top of human poo

GUE 5: Don't Tread On Me