in this ad from u-haul’s account, we see that they def know their core demographic

when you beat top-5 ranked michigan at the big house in the biggest upset in cfb history, your school, and all who come through for 8 decades after, is forever minted in good vibes™️

Weekend at Bernie’s ass senator

how do i present this without sounding ageist? lemme try it this way: LOOK AT THAT ARTIFACT

SANDWICH GUY BEATS THE WRAP

so sad, man. he had just scored his first nfl touchdown on monday night (blocked punt play). 24 years old…you just never know what someone is dealing with inside…

he was just going to get the car to pull it around and pop the tailgate out of habit

i managed about 3 minutes of this in the first half and fell to my knees crying about what that maga family and nico have done to my team

me when i first added saffron in it

when i saw this reply i was a bit confused bc i really forgot what i posted yesterday lol

high hopes, no matter how you slice it

same energy

how much would it cost to get this tattooed on my back, asking for a me

so are the million fleeing new york driving outta there or flying? i only ask bc the lines are hella long at airports nowadays, so i’d suggest driving.

as a texan who lives in texas i’m very proud to have voted 11 times for zohran —antifa 4 lyfe!

we need to know less about one another

Sauce Gardner, Quinnen Williams. Millionaires are fleeing Zohran’s New York after all

this means the cowboys now have ..a shot

“fast-paced heat” is the city of houston’s summertime slogan

cowboys played so badly against a team with a 5-game losing streak, dallas should lose 4 draft picks in 2026

if the cowboys fans in that stadium were real they’d january 6 all the way upstairs to that man’s suite and change the trajectory of this wretched franchise

this is the correct response

genetics are wild bc marvin harrison jr. is 6000% marvin harrison’s son

isolationism doesn’t work

“They all just catch alike” ass ESPN

MEGA FIELD GOAL ATTEMPT COMING UP

cowboys with a bad fumble, then we see stephen a. smith dappin up jerry jones. this franchise is worth BILLIONS lol

yeah man, cowboys lookin like trash can juice so far tonight. basura.

this arizona cardinals offensive drive started before the dodgers won the world series

don’t let the time change conspiracy fool you

we’ll see how much the sun affects this cardinals v cowboys monday night football game at at&t stadium

people magazine once again overlooking @miketaddow.bsky.social for a guy nobody has ever heard of

kyler really for real solidifying his dfw credentials with that 1999 nhl championship mike modano jersey 🫡, oh and hi, mina too

Good enough I had to go find it, 12 min of this youtu.be/1NPCRdZplHg?...

the black + mexican alliance stays strong in texas [texas southern band plays a selena song]

nothing emphasizes how solid and impactful your journalism was quite like your entire area being gutted *immediately*. teen vogue repped so hard for young people who want to change things, and that scared The Establishment™️ real hard.

no they won’t

these baseball teams got the money to spend, most just being too cheap. don’t hate the dodgers for knowing how to spend —there’s an art to it and they unlocked it

sam darnold woke up!

sam darnold first half stats:

getting worked by SAM DARNOLD? in THIS economy? in THIS year? bad business.

this shit scared me more than i care to admit gotdamn it norm

finally home after days of travel, just found out my credit card was compromised. but i also just found out hugh freeze was fired so that’s a push.

every time an L came for them, they dodged it. perfect team name, 10/10, no further notes

11 years ago, “technology and stuff” never forget.

dodgers rapped so hard drake gon sue major league baseball

sources told me yesterday that certain dodgers players saw my post and took it to heart. you’re welcome, los angeles

this blue jays fumble may not be a 28-3 fumble, but it’s CLOSE!

i still get royalties from that episode