Jesus Christ

the reverse of what I expected

You’re a B1G team, it’s not supposed to smell this broke in here.

LSU and BK splitting the vote really hurt us

This one is for locals: Brian Kelly thanked LSU before AD thanked New Orleans

Looks very nice

WAFB EXCLUSIVE | Brian Kelly thanks LSU, says he’s open to “settlement”: https://tinyurl.com/7vpahcty?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=snd&utm_content=wafb

Seems like this is the bigger GTA 6 related headline for today....

"According to documents obtained by FOIAball, the Ole Miss-Georgia matchup was one of at least two games last year where the school used a Department of Homeland Security information-sharing platform to keep a watchful eye on attendees." Crazy reporting from @foiaball.com:

We're finally getting a Clock King movie.

Another failed Prosciuttion

Since it seems Ausberry is going to get the job after all, once again a reminder about why he should Absolutely Not.

just now having a chance to watch Sieh Bangura's kickoff return and he goes 97 yards in 12.7 seconds including a fake handoff and not running in a straight line at all

👀

Happy Originators of #MACtion day to @jerkwheatery.bsky.social and I. And hopefully Jeremy Guy who used to try and WELL ACTUALLY us about it, falls into a well.

In Mexico, I asked Lewis Hamilton about what pet ownership taught him about himself. A simple question... but one with a LOT of baggage in the #F1 paddock. This is your sign to ask your questions, no matter what others think. open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...

102.6 mph final pitch of a maddux is genuinely fucking insane

The ACC Wheel of Destiny prop that is in a storage closet somewhere at ESPN

Dearest Clara, The standoff between ESPN and YoutubeTV has entered it's second week. My weekday evenings are devoid of the MACtion I was promised. I'm not sure how much more of this a man can endure.

There's going to be a crowded race for this seat, obviously, but one name we can't overlook: Cincinnati head football coach Scott Satterfield, who's reportedly interested in a move to the political arena

We call that "Mrs Terry's looking at houses"

The story frames it as an ESPN failure, but I think the real interesting thing is Penn gambling being apparently the only sports betting platform that can't figure it out.

I make NFL memes now

AAAAAAAHHH #AEWDynamite

THE TOLEDO TOUCHDOWN TANK

HE DID IT 😱 ALEX OVECHKIN'S THE FIRST PLAYER TO EVER SCORE 900 GOALS! 🚨

UNO blue made it on to AEW before LSU

What a horrible decision. Especially when UNO switches Louisiana university systems again in 7 years.

Enjoying Maction

Tree stars could fix me.

I guess that wanted to avoid headlines like “Multi-time Title IX violator Verge Ausberry named AD at LSU”

Your TV discourse is about politics. My TV discourse is about Lenny Briscoe investigating a sandwich. Our feeds are not the same.

"Kids are calling it the Cold Cut Challenge. Guy lines up and asks for a 'foot long,' next thing you know he's going to town on a fed."

Love to get a promotion at work because the guy I'm replacing stabbed someone.

that man aint coaching another snap of football lmaoooo

I did, and LSU told me they have no responsive records because THEY didn’t pay for it. Must have been Kelly himself (or a donor)

We're not really doing this, are we? Trout is anonymous because he took the money (an absurd, multi-generational level of wealth kind of money) to stay on a bad team in Not Los Angeles. Then he got older and couldn't play as much. That is not a tragedy, that's just life.

So many good morning chuffs

NINE. STRAIGHT. UNBEATEN. 😤 LSU takes down Tennessee to advance to the SEC Tournament semifinals on Thursday! #GeauxTigers | #StrikeGold

Pelicans already got rid of the last remaining thing of interest about this season.

There are some youtube accounts that disappear for years, only coming back to drop bangers. youtu.be/uFI5WpK2sgg?...

So Don, what do recruits really love?

Hell yes youtu.be/3oJrn_aZTio?...

I am BEGGING sports media covering Ausberry as the new AD at LSU to include this in their coverage. If you don’t, you are bad at your job and should be embarrassed.

It’s hard to imagine there being another person in the room who is more specifically disqualified by his own past actions to be the Athletic Director of any program. But here we fuckin are man.

When he starts hiding sexual assault claims against football players again, this time he won’t even get suspended.

Welp, Delly is reporting that they’re gonna take the interim tag off Ausberry. Even for Louisiana, even for LSU, this is some Supremely fucked up shit.

That CBS music just hits different over a shot of Akron, OH.