The whole administration in one quote

We didn’t rank Michigan but we did rank one of their players, no reason

gm @klurt.bsky.social

Hey @katieshook.bsky.social did LSU linebacker Whit Weeks just hard launch with Landry Kiffin the week of the LSU at Ole Miss game?

The CFL just signed its own death warrant. It’s the NFL lite at this point, and any pro version of the NFL Lite hasn’t lasted more than three years. Plenty of time to change their minds.

Nope. Nothing weird about this whole situation AT ALL.

Wait, so then he retired for the Rapture tomorrow?

God's Works are all around us, we just have to look for them.

I miss when the only crazy things I knew about Auburn coaches involved pants and a lake.

I feel like not enough of you are enjoying the return of TCU’s unhinged social media team

Feels like the only reason LSU got paired with Ole Miss over Miss St is that dumb truckstop taxidermy trophy.

@sickoscommittee.org feels like this is ripe for some data-vis maps. It feels like we have some near-pods developing that I can't quite see in my brain.

Diego Pavia licking his lips at the idea of four more years playing for Vanderbilt.

An SEC football schedule where LSU doesn't play Auburn, Florida, or State means the conference is not opening the chaos demon pressure relief valve and it will burst furiously upon the world like that thing at the end of The Cabin In The Woods.

Still not sure if this list is a guess or a leak, but LSU sure is suffering from not having a blood rival in conference. We are at best #2 for all three of the teams we're paired with here.

Feels like there’s a joke about taking kids hunting here, but my brain isn’t up to speed enough this morning to make it.

There's a reason they chose this spot: it's in rural North Louisiana, one of the poorest places in the country, a place national media barely knows exists, a place with essentially no local journalism, where people and resources can be exploited (and lied to) with no consequence

Oklahoma ran a trick play that's been illegal since the 1950s. But time after time, teams get away with it, because it's such a good trick that it tricks the referees too:

Well, I could stay up and watch F2 or zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Can you learn to do a successful onside kick by watching YouTub? Let’s find out.

Hawaii drove all the way down and got the TD, but the 2pt falls incomplete. Heartbreakin.

A pick six by the awesomely named Kavion Thunderbird and Fresno is starting to pull away

Kansei Matsuzawa hits a new career long from 52. He’s still perfect on the season, now also doing kickoffs for Hawaii.

Incredible trucker hat tan lines for SDSU coach Sean Lewis

OF COURSE Petros is calling this game

Doing a local access cable cooking show is just unfair when this is your set.

Fresno Kicker trying to start a fight after an XP kick. THIS GAME is not yet at halftime

This screen pass was somehow basically exactly lateral, just is in fact a live ball, and Hawai'i has 9 points on the board

HAWAII SCOOP AND SCOOOOOOOOORE

It’s Midnight Central. It’s time.

ISLAND SAFTEY DANCE

Sun has not yet set on college football today

Hawaii Special Teams goes hard

HELL YEAH

ULM GETS ANOTHER INT AND WILL SEAL THE VICTORY IN THE SICKOS COMMITTEE GAME OF THE WEEK!!

Need to figure out how to get this Hawaii coach’s hat @homefield.bsky.social

Locking in

The debut of Ralphie VII, there was one guy who was extremely excited for this. See if you can spot him.

SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS!

Gimmie a Hell Yeah

#20 hitem with the crossbody

Very much looking forward to spending the next couple weekends on my couch

Where is the FCC when you need them.

War. War never changes.

Tiger Band now plays Tank! from Cowboy Beebop. Hell yeah.

White pants tonight

EXCUSE ME?!?!?!

YOU WOULDNT LAST A QUARTER IN YIPSILANTI