Needed brandy for sangria, so I got some that was on clearance. It's made in Mexico, so this has been in my head since I got it

Truer words never spoken

Jesus, just put your foot through it

One of the only two good AIs

It's a day that ends in "Y" so of course Ai Kitagawa scored again

Starmer was handed an election on a platter and managed to an entirely useless asshole. I'd be more surprised if I wasn't used to the American left.

Did anyone else call Giovanni Dos Santos "Johnny Two Saints" back in the day?

Lil Nas X to the red courtesy phone

Cheryl Reeve's favorite stat? Their record when they hold opponents to under 40% shooting. They did this tonight vs the Valkyries. The record? 200-13.

As @terryhorstman.bsky.social writes, former Lynx were welcomed back to Minnesota with open arms: www.theixsports.com/features/rou...

Hide your daughters

Not to be overlooked, Cheryl's positioning of Olivia. Best coach in the league

Olivia Miles blocks the Valks three attempt, Lynx get the win

The Valkyries are fun to watch and Ballhalla seems life an awesome place to catch a game. Respect.

WHAT A BLOCK!

I hope Cheryl has them doing nothing but rebounding drills next practice

stg Nia Coffey gets at least a couple of these FOH blocks a game 🔒

Lynx-Valkyries is nuts Y'all should put it on

Every tackle. Every knock. Every roar. We retained this title as one 💪 #LEIvBUL #NeverLessThanEverything

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

I stole one from the Knapp Center with Dr. Tom on it. Had it in my dorm room for years

Just won two 10-round GeoGuessr games at work running away. Even in a company full of geography nerds, I am king

Leinster and the US kick off within 30 minutes of each other. Busy afternoon

Managed to get a tie yesterday to make the gap 6 with 2 to play. As long as I don't forfeit both, I'm safe in A for another season.

ArTiFiCiAl InTeLlIgEnCe WiLl TaKe OvEr EvErYtHiNg

Bah Gawd that’s Uncle Skip’s music!!!!

It short-circuited him finishing his swing, so you know that pain signal travelled fast

Put pucks on net, pressure the defense into making a mistake

Hey everyone it's Andrew, who runs this account. Starting last year, I decided that the name "Protect Trans Kids U" was a noble, worthy one, but one that was also lacking in any real substance. If we are to invoke trans kids and claim to protect them, that requires not just words, but action

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OH SHIT WILLIE NELSON IS COMING TO MYSTIC LAKE

I'd love to work for Sports Reference, unless the amount of times I've used Razor Shines in @immaculategrid.com is somehow relevant I doubt I'm qualified at all

Just testing something - hey @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com, who is this?

Good morning, have a treat: Olivia Miles: the goggled wonder woman pulverizing WNBA opponents in her rookie season www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...

Waited too long to get Lynx tickets for my birthday on Sunday and there's nothing left in our price range* :( *Admittedly very low as I'm cheap as hell

Congrats to Kayla McBride 🪣🪣🪣

Forcing her to her left has NOT paid off for LA

9 wins from 9. ZERO GOALS ALLOWED ALL YEAR SO FAR

The girls are in bed, time to put on the soccer

There is NO “I” in “TEAM,” but there are TWO in “TAILGATING” and FIVE in “YEAH I’VE BEEN DRINKING, GOD FORBID A MAN HAVE HOBBIES.”

The 5 year old instinctivly started the <jayz_head_nodding.gif> when she heard this

Most points ✅ most goals ✅ most aura ✅ Congratulations to Kelly Pannek on earning Forward of the Year!

WELCOME TO MINNESOTA, SARA!!!!! 💥   With the ninth pick in the first round, we have selected defender Sara Swiderski from The Ohio State University.

Y'all I just got a 2016 Rugby India jersey for $16.

Took me a second that "FA" is flight attendant and not the Football Association

Wearing these together to achieve heretofore unheard of levels of Middled Aged White Dad

I’ve always wondered why they shorten their names. I love that they include the proper pronunciation of their names in the article as well. #WNBA

I wonder how much I could make hawking cheap versions of Olivia Miles' glasses outside the Target Center?